Gay and Bisexual thread |OT2|Bears and Twinks and Otters. Oh My!

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TheSeks said:
You should've went anyway. HarrisonFordWhoGivesAShit.gif about staring at the straight guys arms, you could've hit on him you wuss!
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they are right now in my roomate's room, made weird eye contact again across the rooms

Cosmic Bus said:
Looking forward to sphinx angrily posting about this guy leaving with a tentative and non-committal "It was nice meeting you, too." ;)
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oh come on, this is far better, completely unexpected, I rather don't get anything out of this, than go on a supposed planed date with a confirmed gay man only to get their non-committal replies.

I could go to their room... I am stressed. Damn, can't hear if they are talking about girls.

Bel Marduk said:
Hey.. hope it works out for you if he IS gay.. you seem to have such awful luck with dating and friend of a roomate is how I met my husband :)
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it's not exactly that way... but yeah, I get your point.
 
Billiechu said:
Congrats!

Gotta get myself out of Texas...



He should bust into their room naked and erect. Judge their reactions closely, and then act appropriately.
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Yeah.. Texas sucks for many reasons but our marriage isn't recognized in Florida either. I think its just New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Maryland and Washington..

Oh I hope he does.. I eagerly await what happens with that.
 
Bel Marduk said:
Yeah.. Texas sucks for many reasons but our marriage isn't recognized in Florida either. I think its just New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Maryland and Washington..

Oh I hope he does.. I eagerly await what happens with that.
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Apparently Texas is working on the terrible loophole that allows trans people to be married.

:T
 
Billiechu said:
Apparently Texas is working on the terrible loophole that allows trans people to be married.

:T
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Oh yeah.. its right up there with removing any references to the civil rights movement and evolution from textbooks to texas legislators. The whole south is like this :(
 
RatskyWatsky said:
Don't. They're probably having sex.
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Bel Marduk said:
Hmmm. What if he hooks up with your roomate? Wouldn't that suck..
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my roomate is straight, normal, non-curious, regular, straight.

RatskyWatsky said:
I agree. Sphinx you need to do this and report back. I'll be waiting patiently.
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I went in with an excuse and chatted for like 4 minutes.. I feel like an idiot, he is just a nice guy and since I like nice guys I wanted to find some gayness in him. I don't see it anymore, he is just flirty like that I think.

Sorry to disaapoint here.. mh.. I still get to know the exact truth in the next minutes when I ask my roommate. I guess I was just being silly, damn fucking broken gaydar.
 
sphinx said:
Sorry to disaapoint here.. mh.. I still get to know the exact truth in the next minutes when I ask my roommate. I guess I was just being silly, damn fucking broken gaydar.
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Hey, if you want to talk about broken gaydar...

There was this kid I knew in high school (friend of a friend). Totally thought he was straight. Came singing and dancing out of the closet when he left for university. Apparently I was the only one from school who was surprised.

Mr_Zombie said:
If it allows trans people to be married, why is it terrible? (serious question, I have no knowledge of laws in various states of USA).
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I think she means that they're trying to fix the "terrible" loophole so they can't get married.

Edit - Beaten.
 
sphinx said:
my roomate is straight, normal, non-curious, regular, straight.
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:/ How boring.

I went in with an excuse and chatted for like 4 minutes.. I feel like an idiot, he is just a nice guy and since I like nice guys I wanted to find some gayness in him. I don't see it anymore, he is just flirty like that I think.

Sorry to disaapoint here.. mh.. I still get to know the exact truth in the next minutes when I ask my roommate. I guess I was just being silly, damn fucking broken gaydar.
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:/ Well, at least you tried.
 
Yay! New thread!

According to that thing you guys linked to, I'm apparently a pup. I need an example of another pup though so I know what the hell that actually means. It's still unclear to me :lol
 
RatskyWatsky said:
:/ Well, at least you tried.
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yep, confirmed straight my roommate's friend.

then WHY the hell does he smile like that and has a lively look in his eyes? what straight man smiles at a complete random stranger like me like they want to hug you??

my roommate has brought many other friends over and I never fall for this, what happened now?

damn charming men, damn them.

and sorry, I apologize for bringing this up here in the thread, it was all silly, next time I'll wait.
 
sphinx said:
then WHY the hell does he smile like that and has a lively look in his eyes? what straight man smiles at a complete random stranger like me like they want to hug you??
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Lively look?

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Billiechu said:
Maybe he just wanted to hug? Hugging is great.
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I need that guy to NOT come over again, ever.

Damn, we talked all three like 20 minutes, gorgeous shoulder, hands, arms, nothing overdone or gym-like, kind of like the muscles you get because you pick up and transport pianos for a living, and then the smile, the eyes, the height, the guy next door jeans and shoes, the nice metal bracelet.

No, away with that please.

and I SWEAR, he has the gay eye contact and I don't go imaging that on every guy I meet... what a joke is all this.

whatever.

Billiechu said:
Where are the boobs? Why is she so skinny with no thighs? It's like I'm the only person in this thread attracted to women or something!!
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I am actually surprised you don't mind a girl having reggie's Face, THAT is the first thing that would have to go before we get to the tits and thighs topic.
 
Billiechu said:
Where are the boobs? Why is she so skinny with no thighs? It's like I'm the only person in this thread attracted to women or something!!
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Hidden behind her arms. Who knows. Yes you are. This is the Gay and Bisexual thread. NO GIRLS ALLOWED. *slaps sign on fort*
 
sphinx said:
yep, confirmed straight my roommate's friend.

then WHY the hell does he smile like that and has a lively look in his eyes? what straight man smiles at a complete random stranger like me like they want to hug you??

my roommate has brought many other friends over and I never fall for this, what happened now?

damn charming men, damn them.

and sorry, I apologize for bringing this up here in the thread, it was all silly, next time I'll wait.
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Maybe he's just friendly? Give him a hug.

hateradio said:
Lively look?

animation1xhyeg.gif
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I wish there was a male version.
 
Billiechu said:
Where are the boobs? Why is she so skinny with no thighs? It's like I'm the only person in this thread attracted to women or something!!
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I think she's pretty cute... Don't really see how she's so skinny too, she seems relatively "normal", slight lordosis maybe :P

The dude on the video is pretty meh though, and these briefs are not good looking :/
 
Alrus said:
I think she's pretty cute... Don't really see how she's so skinny too, she seems relatively "normal", slight lordosis maybe :P

The dude on the video is pretty meh though, and these briefs are not good looking :/
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Ironically, that's what they're trying to sell.
 
Alrus said:
I think she's pretty cute... Don't really see how she's so skinny too, she seems relatively "normal", slight lordosis maybe :P

The dude on the video is pretty meh though, and these briefs are not good looking :/
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Nah, I'm just being ridiculous. No way I'd be complaining if she was interested!
 
sphinx said:
yep, confirmed straight my roommate's friend.

then WHY the hell does he smile like that and has a lively look in his eyes? what straight man smiles at a complete random stranger like me like they want to hug you??

my roommate has brought many other friends over and I never fall for this, what happened now?

damn charming men, damn them.

and sorry, I apologize for bringing this up here in the thread, it was all silly, next time I'll wait.
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I don't know man.. maybe you were just seeing what you wanted to see OR this person might be from a culture where people are just more affectionate seeming?
 
Bel Marduk said:
I don't know man.. maybe you were just seeing what you wanted to see OR this person might be from a culture where people are just more affectionate seeming?
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Or maybe he wants him bad and doesn't want the roommate to know.
 
sphinx said:
Then WHY the hell does he smile like that and has a lively look in his eyes? what straight man smiles at a complete random stranger like me like they want to hug you??
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Uh...friendly people? This is literally how I am all the time. I'm not straight, but I do this with everyone.
 
sphinx said:
yep, confirmed straight my roommate's friend.

then WHY the hell does he smile like that and has a lively look in his eyes? what straight man smiles at a complete random stranger like me like they want to hug you??
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That's the problem with the flirty ones. I've had straight guys stripping to their undies in front of me and groping/wrestling me. But never assume anything unless the guy specifically said that he's gay and want to fuck you.
 
Bel Marduk said:
You don't think that guy is hot?!?! How could anyone not? Holy fuck..
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Not really. His face is meh, and the rest of him, while nice, would benefit from having more hair.

Replicant said:
That's the problem with the flirty ones. I've had straight guys stripping to their undies in front of me and groping/wrestling me. But never assume anything unless the guy specifically said that he's gay and want to fuck you.
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Sounds hot. Were they hot? I want friends like that.
 
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