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[RatskyWatsky]

Hair is gross. Gets in the way of sexy skin.

>_>

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it's so strange to me that there are people out there that can't appreciate a hairy bodeh. It's sooooo hot. <3

 

[Emitan]

>_>

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it's so strange to me that there are people out there that can't appreciate a hairy bodeh. It's sooooo hot. <3

Well don't forget I'm a lesbian!

 

[_Isaac]

I guess hairy ladies aren't very common.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Well don't forget I'm a lesbian!

Lesbians can at least appreciate hot men, even if they don't find them attractive. Right?

 

[Emitan]

Lesbians can at least appreciate hot men, even if they don't find them attractive. Right?

Yeah, but not if they're hairy! (IMO)

 

[TheSeks]

I guess hairy ladies aren't very common.

Canadian Lesbian Lumberjacks beg to differ.

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I don't like hairy men either, it's 'kay.

Watching this New York Minute Hardcore run kinda makes me want to get Max Payne 3. But it isn't a Remedy Max Payne. :/ I'm... conflicted...

 

[AceBandage]

Body hair...yuck.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Yeah, but not if they're hairy! (IMO)

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I don't like hairy men either, it's 'kay.

Body hair...yuck.

You're all on my shit list.

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;_;

 

[Delio]

Hair is gross. Gets in the way of sexy skin.

Indeed. I like feeling smooth skin not carpet. Plus it makes for some oil play

 

[Emitan]

Delio is determined to have sex with me regardless of my gender.

 

[woodypop]

Don't mind me . . . just passing through, checking out the new digs.

 

[Delio]

Delio is determined to have sex with me regardless of my gender.

I think I can make the jump.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Hair is gross. Gets in the way of sexy skin.

Word.

 

[AceBandage]

You're all on my shit list.

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;_;

Sorry, but it's true.
I don't want hair in my teeth when I'm kissing down someone's chest.
Of course, since I'm usually with girls, this isn't a problem (cause that would be weird...)

 

[Jinfash]

I, on the other hand, like flossing my teeth.

 

[Emitan]

Sorry, but it's true.
I don't want hair in my teeth when I'm kissing down someone's chest.
Of course, since I'm usually with girls, this isn't a problem (cause that would be weird...)

I have chest stubble D:

I need to get my hair lasered but I don't have the money.

 

[TheSeks]

I, on the other hand, like flossing my teeth.

So, you like flossing your teeth with hair?

 

[Miutsu]

You're all on my shit list.

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;_;

You and me know they are all wrong though

 

[_Isaac]

Can we start criticizing long haired men instead of body hair now?

 

[AceBandage]

I have chest stubble D:

I need to get my hair lasered but I don't have the money.

You could wax, too.

 

[Jinfash]

So, you like flossing your teeth with hair?

That's the... why do you have to ruin things?

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I don't want hair in my teeth when I'm kissing down someone's chest.

It's not like you're chomping down on the hair. You shouldn't get hair in your mouth just by kissing something hairy. (although I suppose it depends on how you're kissing...though a little hair in the mouth never hurt anyone...

I, on the other hand, like flossing my teeth.

You and me know they are all wrong though

*high fives* Hairy man defense force unite!

 

[Yoshiya]

http://prospect.org/article/my-so-called-ex-gay-life

This is an extraordinarily insightful piece. I'll be thinking about this for some time yet.

 

[BeesEight]

All of you are crazy with the possible exception of Billie.

A little hair is fine. A lack of hair is also fine.

Unless you're a girl - then you need to shave. I don't even care if that's a double standard. Guys with hairy arms can work. Girls with hairy arms need razors.

http://prospect.org/article/my-so-called-ex-gay-life

This is an extraordinarily insightful piece. I'll be thinking about this for some time yet.

You know, even when I don't want to be gay the testimonies from these companies always sounds fake to me. I really don't know how people buy it.

(Only read the first part, will continue the rest of the story now.)

Edit - Oh God, I remember learning about Narth. Screw those assholes.

 

[Sagitario]

Eh. I want one with a hotter guy.

Not the same, but some GIFs I made last year:

Anthony

Isacc

Glenn

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Anthony is mine so back off!

 

[Emitan]

Unless you're a girl - then you need to shave. I don't even care if that's a double standard. Guys with hairy arms can work. Girls with hairy arms need razors.)

Girls are perfectly free to be hairy. It just means I'm not interested in them.

 

[BeesEight]

Glenn

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Anthony is mine so back off!

Dude wears douche aviators. He's all yours. I'll take Glenn.

Girls are perfectly free to be hairy. It just means I'm not interested in them.

Hah, true. I won't force personal hygiene routines - but I'll heavily recommend them.

 

[dragonlife]

I'm fine with hair or no hair. I win.

 

[AceBandage]

Girls are perfectly free to be hairy. It just means I'm not interested in them.

Use to work with a girl that had massively hairy arms.
x_x
Ugh.

 

[_Isaac]

I'm at a point where looking at hot men just makes me terribly angry. With that said, Glenn is really hot.

 

[TheSeks]

That's the... why do you have to ruin things?

It's my nature.

 

[Sagitario]

Dude wears douche aviators. He's all yours.

I wear aviators. Deal with it!

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Not the same, but some GIFs I made last year:

Anthony

Isacc

Glenn

Hawt.

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Though they would be much hotter if they were hairier. :3

 

[Emitan]

Can I have a... um? Triple standard?

I don't have to shave until I'm out to my family as trans. Don't need them wondering why my legs are smooth.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

I'm at a point where looking at hot men just makes me terribly angry.

Same.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I don't have to shave until I'm out to my family as trans. Don't need them wondering why my legs are smooth.

Just tell them you've taken up swimming.

 

[AceBandage]

Can I have a... um? Triple standard?

I don't have to shave until I'm out to my family as trans. Don't need them wondering why my legs are smooth.

You could say you joined the swim team.
Anyway, good luck to you with that, Billie. ^_^

Just tell them you've taken up swimming.

Fuuuu

 

[dragonlife]

I'm at a point where looking at hot men just makes me terribly angry. With that said, Glenn is really hot.

I know that feel(ing).

Thankfully it comes and goes.

 

[Jinfash]

So now wearing aviators makes you douche? It's like whenever people want to kill a fashion trend to make room for another, they'd attach "douche" to it.

I really can't keep up. I just can't afford *not* being a douche these days.

 

[BeesEight]

I'm at a point where looking at hot men just makes me terribly angry. With that said, Glenn is really hot.

Why?

Also, high-five.

I wear aviators. Deal with it!

You monster.

And Jin, I was sure that aviators were always considered douchey. At least, that was my impression when I was back in university and that was a couple of years ago. Maybe Canada's just ahead of the curve.

Hawt.

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Though they would be much hotter if they were hairier. :3

They can roll around on a barbershop floor before meeting you then.

I too was going to suggest the swim team excuse Acebandage.

 

[Emitan]

they're gonna notice i'm not swimming guys

 

[_Isaac]

So now wearing aviators makes you douche? It's like whenever people want to kill a fashion trend to make room for another, they'd attach "douche" to it.

I really can't keep up. I just can't afford *not* being a douche these days.

Seriously. You just do you, Jinfash! Don't listen to the haters.
/me puts on aviators.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

They can roll around on a barbershop floor before meeting you then.

Sounds good to me.

they're gonna notice i'm not swimming guys

How? Would they try to follow you to the swimming pool or something?

 

[AceBandage]

they're gonna notice i'm not swimming guys

Just buy some speedos and a cap and come home wet a lot.

 

[BeesEight]

they're gonna notice i'm not swimming guys

Just say you're getting into the swimmer mindset first.

Alternatively, tell them how nice and smooth shaved legs are then demonstrate by showing them off.

 

[_Isaac]

they're gonna notice i'm not swimming guys

Maybe you should actually pick up swimming. Great exercise.

 

[DR2K]

Ugh I hate it when I'm more into the guy than he's into me or vice versa really.

 

[AceBandage]

Ugh I hate it when I'm more into the guy than he's into me or vice versa really.

Isn't this most relationships?

 

[TheSeks]

_Isaac: Dude wants to go the theater with me to see the Avengers since I found out they have caption glasses there now. I dunno how I feel about that. :/

 

[Emitan]

Maybe you should actually pick up swimming. Great exercise.

I'm too embarrassed. I'll just jog on the treadmill instead.