GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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Even at that point though, what constitutes living? Same old shit where yes you are alive but in horrific pain and are a charred and mangled mess. And according to the story its not like the firefighters pulled around the corner just after he clicked.
 
Whenever I stay a hotel I jack off into the hair dryer and leave it to dry. I want the cum to dry on the blames and come off in flecks when some hot chick blow dries her hair. I don't really get off on it, I just think it's funny.
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I don't need to be anonymous to post this confession:

I have no friends and it's starting to affect me a lot.

I used to be a very social person, being a ballroom dancer and having a very active social life. However, I left the dancing world because of all the drama and politics that came with it. I don't regret leaving.

However, the change from a very busy social life to a very quiet one was very abrupt. I was a quiet child when I was younger, but this was still a big adjustment for me. For the first time in years I had problems befriending people and having them be something beyond acquaintances.

For example, I'm a regular at a local coffee shop and there was this one girl that I talked to a lot but changed shifts when the school semester ended. It was cathartic in a way because I don't get to chat with people like that (ie. friendly, platonic, connecting) on a regular basis anymore. Anyhow, I stumbled onto her FB profile on the coffee shop's page and added her, asking about her recent trip. That was two weeks ago with no reply... And then I remember the old adage: she's just smiling for tips. Even I knew that; I used to be a barista too. I feel like an idiot.

The thing is that my former social self would've brushed this off, but my lack of social interaction is really weighing me down. It's kind of pathetic in a way. I'm a grown man that's finding it hard to make friends.
 
SRG01 said:
I don't need to be anonymous to post this confession:

I have no friends and it's starting to affect me a lot.

I used to be a very social person, being a ballroom dancer and having a very active social life. However, I left the dancing world because of all the drama and politics that came with it. I don't regret leaving.

However, the change from a very busy social life to a very quiet one was very abrupt. I was a quiet child when I was younger, but this was still a big adjustment for me. For the first time in years I had problems befriending people and having them be something beyond acquaintances.

For example, I'm a regular at a local coffee shop and there was this one girl that I talked to a lot but changed shifts when the school semester ended. It was cathartic in a way because I don't get to chat with people like that (ie. friendly, platonic, connecting) on a regular basis anymore. Anyhow, I stumbled onto her FB profile on the coffee shop's page and added her, asking about her recent trip. That was two weeks ago with no reply... And then I remember the old adage: she's just smiling for tips. Even I knew that; I used to be a barista too. I feel like an idiot.

The thing is that my former social self would've brushed this off, but my lack of social interaction is really weighing me down. It's kind of pathetic in a way. I'm a grown man that's finding it hard to make friends.
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What are your interests? Have you considered taking a class for fun at a local community college? Might be a good place to find like-minded people :)
 
SRG01 said:
I don't need to be anonymous to post this confession:

I have no friends and it's starting to affect me a lot.

I used to be a very social person, being a ballroom dancer and having a very active social life. However, I left the dancing world because of all the drama and politics that came with it. I don't regret leaving.

However, the change from a very busy social life to a very quiet one was very abrupt. I was a quiet child when I was younger, but this was still a big adjustment for me. For the first time in years I had problems befriending people and having them be something beyond acquaintances.

For example, I'm a regular at a local coffee shop and there was this one girl that I talked to a lot but changed shifts when the school semester ended. It was cathartic in a way because I don't get to chat with people like that (ie. friendly, platonic, connecting) on a regular basis anymore. Anyhow, I stumbled onto her FB profile on the coffee shop's page and added her, asking about her recent trip. That was two weeks ago with no reply... And then I remember the old adage: she's just smiling for tips. Even I knew that; I used to be a barista too. I feel like an idiot.

The thing is that my former social self would've brushed this off, but my lack of social interaction is really weighing me down. It's kind of pathetic in a way. I'm a grown man that's finding it hard to make friends.
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That sucks man. But dont beat yourself up over it or think of yourself as a loser. I think everyone goes through periods of their lives where they feel like they dont have friends, or keep them at arms length. Also, Im sure its been tough making a transition from doing something a lot to not doing it at all, I know it is for me when summer rolls around and I dont have any classes to go to. Just have a quite moment to yourself, think about what you like and peruse it. Might feel strange at first, but thats because most things take time to get use to
 
shanshan310 said:
If this is real, I think you made a brave and ultimately good decision. I say this as someone who recently lost a family member in a car fire. I'm sure the woman would agree.
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Indeed. If true, He cant be blamed. He was doing everything he could to save another persons life. Which is by law required to do (dunno if thats how it works in his country, thats how it is here). It is your duty, to save a life whenever somebody's in a life threatening situation or injured. Critically or not.

The thought of slowing dying in flaming agony and pain in a torturous way most be unimaginable.

He wouldve had a far worse verdict by the court had he ignored the situation.
 
SRG01 said:
I don't need to be anonymous to post this confession:

I have no friends and it's starting to affect me a lot.

I used to be a very social person, being a ballroom dancer and having a very active social life. However, I left the dancing world because of all the drama and politics that came with it. I don't regret leaving.

However, the change from a very busy social life to a very quiet one was very abrupt. I was a quiet child when I was younger, but this was still a big adjustment for me. For the first time in years I had problems befriending people and having them be something beyond acquaintances.

For example, I'm a regular at a local coffee shop and there was this one girl that I talked to a lot but changed shifts when the school semester ended. It was cathartic in a way because I don't get to chat with people like that (ie. friendly, platonic, connecting) on a regular basis anymore. Anyhow, I stumbled onto her FB profile on the coffee shop's page and added her, asking about her recent trip. That was two weeks ago with no reply... And then I remember the old adage: she's just smiling for tips. Even I knew that; I used to be a barista too. I feel like an idiot.

The thing is that my former social self would've brushed this off, but my lack of social interaction is really weighing me down. It's kind of pathetic in a way. I'm a grown man that's finding it hard to make friends.
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Proof that we need a Forever Alone thread.
 
Hey, ronito, love the thread.

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This is an unsurprising confession, I'm sure most people will have felt this way once they're in their 20s or 30s. Or not, if they're unselfish!

Sometimes I resent my friends having kids. My wife and I aren't ready yet, and may never be. I love my friends' kids, but so often I feel lonely because the friends have become so child-centric. I'm not missing going to the bar and getting trashed -- I'm missing hanging out, watching movies, going camping, bring social in any way.

I may also be missing the awesome foresomes we had with one couple.

But seriously, I feel looked down upon because we aren't at that point yet. I miss all -- seriously, all -- my friends, and I wish that 5 year period when we were all adults but no children entered the picture, could've lasted a lot longer.

tl;dr - selfish guy wishes friends didn't have kids
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Really you love your friends kids? I hate everyone else's kids but I love my own.
 
I think Anti-Monitor is gorgeous and want to take her out to a nice dinner and have pleasant conversation. But it'll never happen.

I don't know where she is.
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Antiwho? Sentry get in here and provide pics so we know who we're talking about.
 
I am in infatuated with my best friend. She knows that I have a crush on her, but I am completely nuts over her.
She does have a boyfriend and they have been together for two years. I know I'm being irrational but she's perfect.
We have the same hobbies, same sense of humor. I just want to be with her.
I have had other dates with other women and even dated for a few months while I knew my friend but it's just not the same.
I just wish I had grabbed her first.
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I really never understood the whole "I love her, she's just like me!" thing.
Sometimes it's like compatibility is mistaken for similarity.
 
ronito said:
Really you love your friends kids? I hate everyone else's kids but I love my own.
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lol, I feel the same way. Also, dude who wrote that, unless your friends are douches, they don't look down on you for not being ready to have kids. I've got 3 kids and have a lot of friends who just aren't ready yet. In fact, I think I respect them for it.
 
highluxury said:
Indeed. If true, He cant be blamed. He was doing everything he could to save another persons life. Which is by law required to do (dunno if thats how it works in his country, thats how it is here). It is your duty, to save a life whenever somebody's in a life threatening situation or injured. Critically or not.

The thought of slowing dying in flaming agony and pain in a torturous way most be unimaginable.

He wouldve had a far worse verdict by the court had he ignored the situation.
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I whole-heartily disagree. It was not his responsibility to pull that trigger. He did everything he could beforehand to save her life and he deserves the utmost respect for it even if he couldn't save her life. How she dies is not a decision that falls on him. That's all I'm going to say about that without derailing the thread. I'm sure I'm not saying anything that he hasn't already thought of.

I will say that I can believe that a person in his position pulling a terrible act can have the most pure and good intentions and if this story is true I mean no ill to him. It's a terrible thing to be burdened with.
 
That was honestly the first one I saw you post in that thread and it was quoted like three hundred times (I don't hang out in there on a regular basis :P)

Feel free to indicate a more apropos one and I'll swap it out.
Anyways whoever you are you can PM me you know.
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holla at er, boy!
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Autobots... watch.
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Oh God, I'm laughing too hard at this.



And thanks for the suggestions everyone. Ironically, those are the exact words I would've said to others seeking advice back then too. I guess a major part of me not having social hobbies is due to my work schedule. My household is nearing single income -- mom was laid off last year and dad doesn't make much -- so I'm taking on some extra work to make ends meet. I think there's a certain impression that college profs make a lot of money, but we really don't...
 
Alucrid said:
I know, I just take it to the next level and get with myself



ooh bbaby
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Surely you've jerked off while watching yourself in the mirror... right? Everyone does that... right?

And then when you're having sex with someone you look at yourself in the mirror and watch yourself while you flex like Christian Bale in American Psycho...

Everyone does that too, right?

RIGHT GUYS!?
 
Leeness said:
I wish I had one :(
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My go-to GIF for this kind of thing

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Az987 said:
Surely you've jerked off while watching yourself in the mirror... right? Everyone does that... right?

And then when you're having sex with someone you look at yourself in the mirror and watch yourself while you flex like Christian Bale in American Psycho...

Everyone does that too, right?

RIGHT GUYS!?
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I did this once, it was way too weird. And depressing.

The Anti-Monitor said:
Nah, he stopped messaging me when he realized we were in different continents.

And, uhm, I kinda expected another pic. Anyways whoever you are you can PM me you know.
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Why should different continents stop him? Weak.
 
I PM'd Nirolak everytime I had to make a new SSX thread because I was legitimately worried that people thought I was an EA viral marketer. I didn't want to get banned and was really worried that some MOD would pull the trigger on me!

There's my confession.

TL;DR: I value my NeoGAF account a lot, homies.
 
soultron said:
I PM'd Nirolak everytime I had to make a new SSX thread because I was legitimately worried that people thought I was an EA viral marketer. I didn't want to get banned and was really worried that some MOD would pull the trigger on me!

There's my confession.

TL;DR: I value my NeoGAF account a lot, homies.
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I know that feel, bro. Sometimes I get paranoid people will think I work for EA cause I love Dead Space so much.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I know that feel, bro. Sometimes I get paranoid people will think I work for EA cause I love Dead Space so much.
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It's kind of shitty when posters you genuinely admire start accusing you of being a viral marketer too. I know that they're just joking most of the time, but sometimes context and the internet don't play together very well.

Your MP3 OT was off the hook.
 
soultron said:
It's kind of shitty when posters you genuinely admire start accusing you of being a viral marketer too. I know that they're just joking most of the time, but sometimes context and the internet don't play together very well.

Your MP3 OT was off the hook.
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Hahaha

Thank you
 
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