GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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JokerOfSpades said:
Well, half of them. The other half becomes spite and darkness.
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This happened a long time ago, when I was probably in my early teens. Me and two friends where on a bus to my home. When we got off the bus we where pushing and shoving each other, I guess we thought that was funny at that age? I pushed or was pushed and we bumped into a woman holding a baby. Lucky it never fell, and she screamed at us, like ''what is wrong with you'' or something.

That happened like a decade ago, but I still remember it to this day. I woulda slapped the hell outa my younger self.
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Once I was playing ultimate frisbee with a church group and one guy was running for the frisbee and he didn't see this pregnant woman and her husband we yelled at him to stop but he didn't and he ran right into the pregnant lady at full speed. Falcon punching her in effect with his knee. This was before I knew how dangerous that was I and burst out laughing.

It was pretty bad our leader almost got in a fight with the husband and all that. Luckily the lady was fine but I too would've slapped the hell outta my younger self.
 
I stole a pack of lion king stickers around the time the movie came out from a grocery store.
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The best part of this confession was the subject line:

naaaaaaaaaaaah tebunyaaaaaaaaaaaaa, wowageeee, teeeeeewawaaa
 
Green Scar said:
Normally whenever I give the Pics thread a quick look it's all dudes wobbling on the line between acceptable and crap beards

wtf
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There's a blizzard of new posts whenever a girl turns up in the pics thread. Just have to subscribe and keep an eye out.
 
Koroviev said:
There's a blizzard of new posts whenever a girl turns up in the pics thread. Just have to subscribe and keep an eye out.
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I saw the Leenees post, at least.
she's cute enough but I thought the comment explosion was a bit much... maybe it's because she looked like an ex of mine, haha
 
ronito said:
The best part of this confession was the subject line:

naaaaaaaaaaaah tebunyaaaaaaaaaaaaa, wowageeee, teeeeeewawaaa
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Whaaaat. It goes "Ah si bueña, konichiwa. Ja ja." The mix of Spanish, Japanese, and German is meant to show that Africa is an important multicultural place. Sort of like 1985's We Are the World.
 
ronito said:
The best part of this confession was the subject line:

naaaaaaaaaaaah tebunyaaaaaaaaaaaaa, wowageeee, teeeeeewawaaa
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Took me way too long to get this. lol

Cyan said:
Whaaaat. It goes "Ah si bueña, konichiwa. Ja ja." The mix of Spanish, Japanese, and German is meant to show that Africa is an important multicultural place. Sort of like 1985's We Are the World.
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Hmmmm...never knew that about the song.
 
I haven't seen a picture of anti before, but she looks just like I would have guessed from her avatar.

One thing that's weird about GAF is that I know how quite a few people here look. RPJ was a revelation. You aren't all just 100x120 px boxes with funny pictures inside.
 
I love cats, but I don't think I'm very well equipped to handle kittens. Over the years, I've probably killed at least four. I had a lot of anger issues, and they would annoy me a lot. At first, it wasn't so bad. I told myself I'd play nice with them. Because, I like cats. Eventually they started being stubborn, and I started being reactionary. They started getting scared, because I'd chase them and grab them. I'd throw them, slam them down, I'd put them in socks and see if they could get out. I loved the scared look in their faces. I loved the fact I had control over them. I was sick, I had a lot of issues. I lied to my ex-wife about how the kittens died. Eventually, when we lived on our own, I'd find some kittens here and there. There were about three that had to "let go" while my ex was at work. I had a knack for trying to drown them. They'd start coughing on the water. I guess it would get caught in their lungs or something. It took them so long to die, and I reveled in the fact I could see the life taken from them. I was scared, of course. I wanted to convince myself, I was just having fun.

The funny part is that while I was abusing these cats, I wasn't abusing my ex-wife. I know this is sick. I don't care if you think I'm making it up. I've had this on my conscious for a really long time. I've been trying to be a better person. I've been trying to get well. Part of that is admitting your faults, getting out your demons, and owning up to your mistakes.
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>:(

I'm literally sitting like this right now. Whoever you are, I'd punch you in your nutsack if I had the chance. It's not that I don't think you should be able to reproduce, I just wish you a lot of pain.
 
Wait people are confessing to abusing and killing animals. Well then. That was a sick read. Especially after that guy who killed kittens dismembered a body on video.
 
Crunched said:
I haven't seen a picture of anti before, but she looks just like I would have guessed from her avatar.

One thing that's weird about GAF is that I know how quite a few people here look. RPJ was a revelation. You aren't all just 100x120 px boxes with funny pictures inside.
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Yeah, very true. It's weird because I saved them all for the collage thing, I remembered each name. So I started match faces to usernames unconsciously. Now whenever I see someone posting that has a normal avatar, I can look at the username and remember what their rpj avatar was. It's kind of weird, but at the same time makes me look at what they've just posted in a different light, no matter what the content.
 
Sentry said:
Yeah, very true. It's weird because I saved them all for the collage thing, I remembered each name. So I started match faces to usernames unconsciously. Now whenever I see someone posting that has a normal avatar, I can look at the username and remember what their rpj avatar was. It's kind of weird, but at the same time makes me look at what they've just posted in a different light, no matter what the content.
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And then you use your secret knowledge to freak the fuck outta people :P
 
Sentry said:
Yeah, very true. It's weird because I saved them all for the collage thing, I remembered each name. So I started match faces to usernames unconsciously. Now whenever I see someone posting that has a normal avatar, I can look at the username and remember what their rpj avatar was. It's kind of weird, but at the same time makes me look at what they've just posted in a different light, no matter what the content.
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Yeaaaaaaahhhh riiiiiggggght.
 
Sentry said:
Yeah, very true. It's weird because I saved them all for the collage thing, I remembered each name. So I started match faces to usernames unconsciously. Now whenever I see someone posting that has a normal avatar, I can look at the username and remember what their rpj avatar was. It's kind of weird, but at the same time makes me look at what they've just posted in a different light, no matter what the content.
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Prove it. What was my RPJ?
 
The Anti-Monitor said:
How come?
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Not sure. The way you post + your av reminded me of some other girls I know, and they have a similar look (note that I of course can't tell what your entire "look" is from a single picture!). That's not really it exactly... just kind of guessed and happened to be close.
 
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