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[Valjean Lafitte]

 

[DemiMatt]

 

[Valjean Lafitte]

 

[Volimar]

That is the most staged one of those staged texts that I've ever seen.

 

[Sajjaja]

llamao

Don't get these.

 

[Valjean Lafitte]

Don't get these.

llamao = lmao plus an extra "l" to make the word "llama".

Whale oil beef hooked = Well I'll be fucked, spoken in an Irish accent.

 

[spats]

Don't get these.

"Well I'll be fucked" ?

 

[Valjean Lafitte]

 

[Cat Party]

That is the most staged one of those staged texts that I've ever seen.

Yeah, that was a month ago. So what?

 

[Brolic Gaoler]

Don't get these.

"Well I'll be fookered."

 

[Sajjaja]

Whale oil beef hooked = Well I'll be fucked, spoken in an Irish accent.

Ah....didn't know I had to sacrifice pronunciation in order to get it.

 

[Macattk15]

"Well I'll be fookered."

Yeah I dunno. Saying those 4 words quickly doesn't remotely sound like that for me. Problem typing swears?

 

[Valjean Lafitte]

Ah....didn't know I had to sacrifice pronunciation in order to get it.

The title was "How to speak in an Irish accent", and you didn't expect the joke to employ wacky pronunciation?

Now, a real Irishman might take issue with the punchline, but the idea is that in a Irish accent "well" sounds like "whale", "I'll" sounds like "oil", and "be fucked" sounds like "beef hooked" (or, said quickly, "be fooked").

 

[Brolic Gaoler]

Yeah I dunno. Saying those 4 words quickly doesn't remotely sound like that for me. Problem typing swears?

Don't pause, say them back to back as fast as possible.

 

[the chris]

Better than the picture.

It just needs a Bish face shopped onto it.

 

[Cat Party]

It just needs a Bish face shopped onto it.

THIS IS THE MOST ILLEGAL MOVE IN THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING!!

 

[Valjean Lafitte]

 

[Forceatowulf]

Ahaha! This one took me a second. Clever.

 

[Sajjaja]

The title was "How to speak in an Irish accent", and you didn't expect the joke to employ wacky pronunciation?

Now, a real Irishman might take issue with the punchline, but the idea is that in a Irish accent "well" sounds like "whale", "I'll" sounds like "oil", and "be fucked" sounds like "beef hooked" (or, said quickly, "be fooked").

It didn't say imitate an Irish accent as you say these words, it said say these words fast. But now that I try it, I guess I can hear it.

 

[Skeyser]

 

[Vodh]

It didn't say imitate an Irish accent as you say these words, it said say these words fast. But now that I try it, I guess I can hear it.

Just means you didn't say them fast enough.

 

[G.O.O.]

 

[Fuu]

 

[Broder Salsa]

Tumblr sucks. Long live Sunhi

 

[Kinyou]

Tumblr sucks. Long live Sunhi

Did he get a red card?

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

soccer you so silly

 

[Broder Salsa]

*wait for 50 boring ass posts being hurt and discussing why it shouldn't be called soccer*

 

[Fuu]

lol, didn't know it was a sensitive subject around these parts, just saw that linked on twitter and found it funny. I'm from South America so football/soccer/etc is one of the most natural things ever to me.

 

[ThaneKrios]

 

[Kinyou]

Before anyone asks, the driver and the horse were only slightly injured.

 

[Slayer-33]

MOAR/feelsgood

lol

 

[Dai101]

Before anyone asks, the driver and the horse were only slightly injured.

Jerk horse

 

[Sajjaja]

Jerk horse

Needs a douchebag steve hat.

 

[Nickiepoo]

and a bish banned face LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[NYR94]

 

[Tiamant]

 

[Charmicarmicat]

Fucking hell it's like the kids version of the Lament Configuration.

 

[alr1ght]

 

[Arrowgigantic]

21 and they each gave him $19 and a nickel. Not bad.

 

[SouthernDragon]

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

 

[commedieu]

that horse is a fucking dick.

he did that shit on purpose.

 

[CorvoSol]

that horse is a fucking dick.

he did that shit on purpose.

Out of context, this statement has an entirely different meaning.

 

[Jimothy]

Before anyone asks, the driver and the horse were only slightly injured.

is the car ok

 

[Fry]

OMG. :lol :lol :lol

 

[Skeyser]

 

[Mudita]

spaghetti lurv

 

[Cystm]

is the car ok

I love the driver sees the motherfucking horses coming directly at him and is just like: "Welp."

 

[shanshan310]

 

[ClassyPenguin]

That's too true to be funny.

 

[The Awesomest]

The correct answer is no