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I sometimes wonder about people who pick holes in films that are about spider men and lizard people.
Well the writers built up a plot and attempted to make us feel something for these characters as if they were believable and real, so I think it's fair to judge how some of elements of the film were handled.
No one is arguing the realism of Spider Men and Lizard People, those are clearly fictional. Everything ELSE in the world is supposed to be somewhat believable right? This isn't Scott Pilgrim.
 
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm developing a begrudging admiration for Spider-Man 3. Is it too late for Spider-M4n?

3 gets too much hate. It's not as good as the others, but it's still better than Iron Man 2, Captain America, The Avengers, X-Men 1, and maybe Iron Man 1.
 
It's never about how fantastical something is. It's always about how consistent a movie is with the own rules of the world it created.

For Spider-Man, we are conditioned to understand that there are usually only a few superheroes and a few villains; everyone else lives in a fairly standard world, and are treated as such. Breaking those types of rules make suspending disbelief near impossible.

To use the easy example: Nobody is obviously hating the movie 'cause of the blanket shit. But, Amazing Spider-Man is clearly a world where the rules have been established and blankets therefore should not materialize out of thin air. TAS is however filled with difficult to suspend belief for moments, and of course it's made worse because the film takes itself so deadly serious.

Movies like this cannot take itself seriously, else doomed.
 
3 gets too much hate. It's not as good as the others, but it's still better than Iron Man 2, Captain America, The Avengers, X-Men 1, and maybe Iron Man 1.

People are going to have words with you, sir. Not I - even though I love Iron Man, Avengers and even Captain America - but people.

I seem to remember the third act being where Spider-Man 3 collapses in on itself like a dying star. Here we go - Eddie Brock is asking God to kill Peter Parker.
 
3 gets too much hate. It's not as good as the others, but it's still better than Iron Man 2, Captain America, The Avengers, X-Men 1, and maybe Iron Man 1.

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Well, that was... ok i guess.

A couple of comments.

1. Lizard was pretty terrible. I mean, his design was bad, but the entire character was just garbage. But, the action scenes were decent.

2. This movie has the best Stan Lee cameo, confirmed. Deniers can visit the exit stage right --->

3. Andrew Garfield crying over Uncle Ben's body was the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time. His blubbering, quivering lip looked so funny I seriously had my laughs echoing throughout the movie theater.

4. Damn, Emma Stone is my new crush.

5. The Crane LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL... *catches breath* HAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

6. Ok, Peter Parker's father "mystery" is not really central to this movie. The true question, which they will likely cover in the sequel, is:
Where did Connor find a near perfectly clean blanket in the sewer?
A sub-question might be:
And damn he moved that entire lab into the sewer and nobody noticed?
These and more are sure to be covered in the sequel. Peter Parker's dad is really a secondary plot comparably.

If you think that Uncle Ben's death scene was funny, then you are seriously retarded.

It's a powerful scene, beautifully acted by Garfield.
 
What the flying fuck what no no fuck no.

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Ok, maybe not Iron Man 1. I haven't seen X-Men in a while, but it's definitely not as good as X2 or First Class. Captain America sucks ass aside from Chris Evans being a good Captain America. Avengers is EXPLOSIONS OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME stuff that I'm not the biggest fan of. And Iron Man 2....
I wouldn't even put Spider-Man 1 or 2 above some of those films.
I'm of the opinion that Spider-Man 2 is the 2nd best super hero movie.
 
Captain America and The Incredible Hulk may just be the worst comic book films I've ever seen. Fucking Fantastic Four and Blade Trinity were more enjoyable.


If you think that Uncle Ben's death scene was funny, then you are seriously retarded.

lol ouch Amirox. The Pink Dagger is calling your opinion retarded. Pot calling kettle black, Hitler calling somebody a fascist etc. etc.
 
It's never about how fantastical something is. It's always about how consistent a movie is with the own rules of the world it created.

For Spider-Man, we are conditioned to understand that there are usually only a few superheroes and a few villains; everyone else lives in a fairly standard world, and are treated as such. Breaking those types of rules make suspending disbelief near impossible.

To use the easy example: Nobody is obviously hating the movie 'cause of the blanket shit. But, Amazing Spider-Man is clearly a world where the rules have been established and blankets therefore should not materialize out of thin air. TAS is however filled with difficult to suspend belief for moments, and of course it's made worse because the film takes itself so deadly serious.

Movies like this cannot take itself seriously, else doomed.
Exactly.
Which is why some people have a problem with the Batpod flip scene in TDK. Is Batman doing a sick flip on a custom motorcycle the craziest thing a movie about a man who dresses up as a bat and fights a clown man? No.
But does that feel out of place and excessively flashy in a movie that's very serious and fairly grounded in reality? Yeah, one could argue that.

For the record, I personally don't have a problem with that scene in TDK.
 
It's never about how fantastical something is. It's always about how consistent a movie is with the own rules of the world it created.

For Spider-Man, we are conditioned to understand that there are usually only a few superheroes and a few villains; everyone else lives in a fairly standard world, and are treated as such. Breaking those types of rules make suspending disbelief near impossible.

To use the easy example: Nobody is obviously hating the movie 'cause of the blanket shit. But, Amazing Spider-Man is clearly a world where the rules have been established and blankets therefore should not materialize out of thin air. TAS is however filled with difficult to suspend belief for moments, and of course it's made worse because the film takes itself so deadly serious.

Movies like this cannot take itself seriously, else doomed.

What the fuck are you talkin about ? What is this blanket issue ?
 
If you think that Uncle Ben's death scene was funny, then you are seriously retarded.

It's a powerful scene, beautifully acted by Garfield.


I'm sorry you're so easily manipulated but the film did not earn the moment even if it was legitimately sad to you. For me, films actually have to earn their emotional scenes.

But of course on top of being a painfully forced moment, Andrew Garfield makes the most hilarious crying face ever conceived... so it was like 500x more hilarious.

JB1981 said:
What the fuck are you talkin about ? What is this blanket issue ?

It's not so much an 'issue' as a funny observation. When Connor first transforms back after being the Lizard, he's in the sewer... somehow he magically has a perfectly clean blanket.
 
I thought it was a great film, better than the original. Most of the people I saw it with though thought it was just OK. The Spiderman stunts though are pretty cool and weren't all just CGI, they actually had a proper stunt team. I also love Emma Stone :-)

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Nonsense. Sony would have just have waited as long as they (contractually) could have and then rebooted it again anyway. Why would they just hand the rights to their most valuable screen franchise to a direct competitor?

What do you think Disney would have done with it? Just introduced the character somewhere (Avengers sequel?) and then started producing their own Spider-Man films. Probably within the same time scale Sony would have rebooted Spider-man.

Disney are getting ready to make yet another Hulk movie thought to be ready for release in 2014. That would make it the THIRD attempt at starting a Hulk franchise.

They are all as shameless as each other.

You mind explaining who they are?

They're the screenwriting geniuses behind Transformers 1 + 2.

LOL :-))
 
It's never about how fantastical something is. It's always about how consistent a movie is with the own rules of the world it created.

For Spider-Man, we are conditioned to understand that there are usually only a few superheroes and a few villains; everyone else lives in a fairly standard world, and are treated as such. Breaking those types of rules make suspending disbelief near impossible.

To use the easy example: Nobody is obviously hating the movie 'cause of the blanket shit. But, Amazing Spider-Man is clearly a world where the rules have been established and blankets therefore should not materialize out of thin air. TAS is however filled with difficult to suspend belief for moments, and of course it's made worse because the film takes itself so deadly serious.

Movies like this cannot take itself seriously, else doomed.
Fair enough, I just can't say I've ever found myself getting bothered by such details. I just think if you're willing to accept the changes the writers impose on the world such as lizard men and spider what have you, then you probably shouldn't be too bothered when the writers tell you some guy managed to sneak a lab in to a sewer and find a clean blanket while he was down there too.

As you were GAF.
 
I'm sorry you're so easily manipulated but the film did not earn the moment even if it was legitimately sad to you. For me, films actually have to earn their emotional scenes.

But of course on top of being a painfully forced moment, Andrew Garfield makes the most hilarious crying face ever conceived... so it was like 500x more hilarious.

I love the movie, but I have to agree with you, Garfield's laugh was hilarious and weird. His scream at the end after
Gwen's dad dies
was much better.
 
I sometimes wonder about people who pick holes in films that are about spider men and lizard people.

Oh please, the film is open to critique like any other film. The presentation on plenty of things left a lot to be desired.

3 gets too much hate. It's not as good as the others, but it's still better than Iron Man 2, Captain America, The Avengers, X-Men 1, and maybe Iron Man 1.

you cray cray.
 
I love the movie, but I have to agree with you, Garfield's laugh was hilarious and weird. His scream at the end after
Gwen's dad dies
was much better.

I'd expand that spoiler tag, man. I mean, there's a very limited number of things that could be under there.

Spider-Man 3 is winding down. Yep, it's gone to a hot mess in mere moments. News reports!
 
Fair enough, I just can't say I've ever found myself getting bothered by such details. I just think if you're willing to accept the changes the writers impose on the world such as lizard men and spider what have you, then you probably shouldn't be too bothered when the writers tell you some guy managed to sneak a lab in to a sewer and find a clean blanket while he was down there too.

As you were GAF.

Yeah, I understand. It's not like it's a problem if you don't get bothered by that. I'm just trying to make a distinction between those who have problems with all fantasy, and those who have problems when established world rules are being broken in said films.

Sometimes when I criticize a movie with fantastical elements, a common response is "god do you even have an imagination?" And of course, it has nothing to do with imagination. I love many fantastical films.

I love the movie, but I have to agree with you, Garfield's laugh was hilarious and weird. His scream at the end after Gwen's dad
dies
was much better.

Yeah that was much better. I think also he did a pretty good job expressing genuine concern when the
kid was about to die
 
it's not that farfetched considering how god-awful Iron Man 2 and Captain America were.

God-awful is really something that should be saved for an Adam Sandler movie. Iron Man 2 and Captain America were flawed, but they were still fairly solid films. I know this is NeoGAF but not everything has to be towards one extreme.
 
it's not that farfetched considering how god-awful Iron Man 2 and Captain America were.

I dunno, Spider-Man 3 was reaching Green Lantern and Catwoman levels of badness. Iron Man 2 and Captain America were pretty flawed, but I didn't storm out of the theater pissed off after watching those.
 
It was good. Don't think it lives up to the Raimi films though. It just doesn't have any iconic moments like the Bonesaw sequence, the train car fight, or the emo-dance thing. On the positive side, there is a ton of potential due to the top notch casting.
 
Am I the only one NOT going to see this in the theaters because he's still bitter about the rebooting?

Raimi and Maguire FTW.

I'm gonna see it, but I have no hype for it.

And yes, Raimi and Maguire FTW. The world could use more Raimi.
 
In no world can I envision spider man 3 above any other marvel film made since 2000

The Hulk, The Incredible Hulk, X-Men: The Last Stand, X-Men Origins: Wolverine. All worse than Spider-Man 3. Which is really saying something about their lack of quality. Awful movies. I would also say Iron Man 2 and Captain America are on the same level as SM3 while Thor is only slightly better and that's basically because Natalie Portman is very pretty.
 
The crane scene was definitely the worst out of all the "NY helps Spidey moments" in 1 and 2 Goblin and Doc Ock don't give a fuck and brush it aside so casually. Especially Doc Ock.

In here we get some cheeseball watching TV saying "my boy Spidey's in trouble, yo lets get the cranes out" and it just had to be that kid's Dad too.

I absolutely love how S-M2 treats this.

Citizen: "You want him, you gotta go through us first!"
Ock: "As you wish"
*wrecks everyone's shit*
 
It was good. Don't think it lives up to the Raimi films though. It just doesn't have any iconic moments like the Bonesaw sequence, the train car fight, or the emo-dance thing. On the positive side, there is a ton of potential due to the top notch casting.
I think the sequel could be one of the best superhero movies ever made if they really focus on what's possible and make sense of where they want to take the series. They played it pretty safe for this reboot, but with the good box office returns and generally positive reviews, they should go all out on the next one. Bigger set pieces, more location shooting in New York, etc. I would think they'd be in college at that point unless they're going to make the 2nd movie take place a few months after the first one, so I would have Harry already established as Peter's friend and bring in Norman, but not as the main villain.
 
3 gets too much hate. It's not as good as the others, but it's still better than Iron Man 2, Captain America, The Avengers, X-Men 1, and maybe Iron Man 1.
I agree it gets too much hate. I wouldn't put it over all of these, though. Iron Man is still great. The Avengers and X-Men are only alright but I'd put them over SM3. Iron Man 2 is probably even with SM3, but SM3 is more compellingly messed up. Same for Captain. I'd watch Spider-Man 3 again over Captain and Iron Man 2 just because of how weird it is.
If you think that Uncle Ben's death scene was funny, then you are seriously retarded.

It's a powerful scene, beautifully acted by Garfield.
The acting is fine. The editing and pacing are bullshit.
Yeah that was much better. I think also he did a pretty good job expressing genuine concern when the
kid was about to die
Mhm, this was a very well-acted scene.
 
The Hulk, The Incredible Hulk, X-Men: The Last Stand, X-Men Origins: Wolverine. All worse than Spider-Man 3. Which is really saying something about their lack of quality. Awful movies. I would also say Iron Man 2 and Captain America are on the same level as SM3 while Thor is only slightly better and that's basically because Natalie Portman is very pretty.

Last Stand and Wolverine are close but nothing is more of a train-wreck than the acting/story/writing/dancing of spidy 3.
 
And yes, Doc Ock's arc is easily one of the best, if not the best, villain arcs yet seen in one of these types of movies.
 
Captain America and The Incredible Hulk may just be the worst comic book films I've ever seen. Fucking Fantastic Four and Blade Trinity were more enjoyable.

Pretty much ever Marvel Studios film I seen except Iron Man 1 are the worst comic book films I've ever seen.
Not really surprised to see so many people being so easily impressed.
 
Shit needed to be rebooted. SM3 was a hot turd, the fourth sounded like a disaster, and Maguire and Dunst were never great.

Agreed. There was just no way back from that fiasco.

I wasn't hot with the idea of them rebooting it so soon, but it really did need to be done. With any luck, they can build on this one and be free of the restraints of having to retell the origin story the next time out.
 
Do you laugh at the word boobies?

No, cakefoo (although I do laugh at your posts... all the time!). I sometimes am even very moved emotionally in tons of movies!

It's just, ya know, films have to earn their emotional moments and not also be accompanied by the funniest crying face ever in history. I'm sure you thought your comment was clever, though, so let me steer clear of your internal fist pumping so I can go to this damn party with fireworks. AMERICA woo!
 
The Hulk, The Incredible Hulk, X-Men: The Last Stand, X-Men Origins: Wolverine. All worse than Spider-Man 3. Which is really saying something about their lack of quality. Awful movies. I would also say Iron Man 2 and Captain America are on the same level as SM3 while Thor is only slightly better and that's basically because Natalie Portman is very pretty.
Thor's so damn boring. Establishes the Loki-Thor relationship well enough for The Avengers to capitalize on it, but other than that and Hemsworth and Elba, it's a shell. Just like Portman's character.
edit: oh and I'll still back up The Hulk. It's another weird film, but it's better than TIH's uninspired attitude. Actually, a Hulk-critic nailed it here I think. You'll maybe want to use http://www.convertcase.net/
When people talk about the best superhero movies how come they always forget about the Hellboy movies
Dunno. Hellboy's great. I actually never saw II. Will have to do a del Toro binge sometime in between now and Pacific Rim.
 
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