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So... you were mad at your boyfriend because he hasn't been online all day and it turns out he was simply sleeping the whole time? I apologize for the comparison, but that sounds like something straight out of the overly attached girlfriend meme.
No, I was mad because I literally had just missed him (he went to bed 8 minutes before I had woken up) and was already in a shitty mood, so I began to send him insulting messages on tumblr, said I wished he'd die, get raped, etc. and thought he wasn't online because he was avoiding me.

And if anyone cares, the shitty mood is because it's really hot today, and it's the Fourth of July and that means no mail. Wouldn't be a problem if not for the fact that two Transformers toys I ordered off Amazon are literally IN THIS VERY VILLAGE RIGHT NOW.
 
No, I was mad because I literally had just missed him (he went to bed 8 minutes before I had woken up) and was already in a shitty mood, so I began to send him insulting messages on tumblr, said I wished he'd die, get raped, etc. and thought he wasn't online because he was avoiding me.

And if anyone cares, the shitty mood is because it's really hot today, and it's the Fourth of July and that means no mail. Wouldn't be a problem if not for the fact that two Transformers toys I ordered off Amazon are literally IN THIS VERY VILLAGE RIGHT NOW.

WTF!!!
 
No, I was mad because I literally had just missed him (he went to bed 8 minutes before I had woken up) and was already in a shitty mood, so I began to send him insulting messages on tumblr, said I wished he'd die, get raped, etc. and thought he wasn't online because he was avoiding me.

And if anyone cares, the shitty mood is because it's really hot today, and it's the Fourth of July and that means no mail. Wouldn't be a problem if not for the fact that two Transformers toys I ordered off Amazon are literally IN THIS VERY VILLAGE RIGHT NOW.
I can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke or not.
 
No, I was mad because I literally had just missed him (he went to bed 8 minutes before I had woken up) and was already in a shitty mood, so I began to send him insulting messages on tumblr, said I wished he'd die, get raped, etc. and thought he wasn't online because he was avoiding me.

If he was deliberately avoiding you then I wouldn't blame him.
 
No, I was mad because I literally had just missed him (he went to bed 8 minutes before I had woken up) and was already in a shitty mood, so I began to send him insulting messages on tumblr, said I wished he'd die, get raped, etc. and thought he wasn't online because he was avoiding me.


That gif that Phonomezer posted... that was totally me when I read that.

Seriously, you wrote to your SO that you wanted him to die or get raped because it's hot, you don't get your movies and he went to sleep before you woke up? I hate to judge people, but it's really hard not to when you read immature stuff like that.
 
That gif that Phonomezer posted... that was totally me when I read that.

Seriously, you wrote to your SO that you wanted him to die or get raped because it's hot, you don't get your movies and he went to sleep before you woke up? I hate to judge people, but it's really hard not to when you read immature stuff like that.

He is sixteen.

And just turned, at that.
 
She. Please be mindful of gender identity.

This has nothing to do with not being mindful of gender identity; I just didn't know anything about her gender identity, her birth sex, her status as cissexual or transgender, etc. I've either forgotten or didn't read the post where she said that.

And I made my usual default assumption, which is that posters are generally male unless there's some reason (pictures, self-disclosure, etc) to believe otherwise.
 
I hope those are some good Transformer toys if they make you tell your boyfriend you wish he was raped and killed.

EDIT: Didn't realize she was 16. Sounds about right. Although... I'm not that much older I guess.
 
Oh sixteen... fun age to be in...

so how old is everyone here?
please please don't let me be the only one above 30 ...

edit: Oh now I remember Cosmic! I'm not alone! kind of...
 
Oh sixteen... fun age to be in...

so how old is everyone here?
please please don't let me be the only one above 30 ...

edit: Oh now I remember Cosmic! I'm not alone! kind of...

Oh yeah, I was a real peach at 16!

24 here but not terribly far away from 25.

Geez, was Aiko already banned?
 
Oh sixteen... fun age to be in...

so how old is everyone here?
please please don't let me be the only one above 30 ...

edit: Oh now I remember Cosmic! I'm not alone! kind of...

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Yeah, being almost 34, I'm pretty sure that makes me the oldest gaygaf regular.

My teenage self wasn't crazy, obnoxious, and impulsive; my youth was such a missed opportunity, and that's largely why I tend to feel bad about being completely inexperienced at this age. I don't even have any [relevant] fond memories to reflect on.
 
Oh sixteen... fun age to be in...

so how old is everyone here?
please please don't let me be the only one above 30 ...

edit: Oh now I remember Cosmic! I'm not alone! kind of...

I'm turning 34 this Monday. Going to Montreal for the week to celebrate for my vacation too.
 
Oh sixteen... fun age to be in...

so how old is everyone here?
please please don't let me be the only one above 30 ...

edit: Oh now I remember Cosmic! I'm not alone! kind of...

Just turned 25.

I look 18 or less and get eyebrows raised at me all the time when I show them ID or tell them how old I am. But I guess thats a good thing.

I like to say I have Ralph Macchio disease, since he was in his mid-late twenties when he did the Karate Kid series and was playing the role of a kid in senior year high school.
 
Soooo.... my really hot friend was talking to me.

Suddenly, he mentions I have a nice bangable ass. Then suddenly i'm being told to come over put on his jockstrap and go for a ride.....

I dunno what to do gaf.
 
Soooo.... my really hot friend was talking to me.

Suddenly, he mentions I have a nice bangable ass. Then suddenly i'm being told to come over put on his jockstrap and go for a ride.....

I dunno what to do gaf.

Go for it.
 
Just turned 25.

I look 18 or less and get eyebrows raised at me all the time when I show them ID or tell them how old I am. But I guess thats a good thing.

I like to say I have Ralph Macchio disease, since he was in his mid-late twenties when he did the Karate Kid series and was playing the role of a kid in senior year high school.

O_O wow thats awesome
 
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Yeah, being almost 34, I'm pretty sure that makes me the oldest gaygaf regular.

My teenage self wasn't crazy, obnoxious, and impulsive; my youth was such a missed opportunity, and that's largely why I tend to feel bad about being completely inexperienced at this age. I don't even have any [relevant] fond memories to reflect on.

Except for some event, I'm pretty much the same. Looking back, I think being so withdrawn from the world, so isolated and closed is in itself an impulsive, obnoxious and honestly, crazy attitude towards the world. I'm certainly trying now to make up for it.
 
Just turned 25.

I look 18 or less and get eyebrows raised at me all the time when I show them ID or tell them how old I am. But I guess thats a good thing.

I like to say I have Ralph Macchio disease, since he was in his mid-late twenties when he did the Karate Kid series and was playing the role of a kid in senior year high school.
He would have to be 48 or 50 now but he still looks incredible
 
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