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[fernoca]

Guys how do you handle straight crushes? I know this guy that ive been friends with for a little bit now. Helps in his dad's farm, lovely smile, bit of a geek. But of course he is totally straight.

But he's so open with me about things and we always flirt about him being my straight boyfriend. Ugh why must he be so perfect but not gay >.<.

Haha..the story of my life.
Doesn't help that everyone asumes I'm straight also, which I guess is why this guys end been extra-friendly too (and sometimes rubbing shoulders, hugging, even showing me their chests/abs/bellies); or how we also share similar tastes in food, games, movies and music...*sigh*

In my case, I just accept that they're straight. If they have girlfriends, it makes it easier too. XD

 

[Fantastical]

Guys how do you handle straight crushes? I know this guy that ive been friends with for a little bit now. Helps in his dad's farm, lovely smile, bit of a geek. But of course he is totally straight.

But he's so open with me about things and we always flirt about him being my straight boyfriend. Ugh why must he be so perfect but not gay >.<.

The healthiest things is to probably convince yourself that something will happen, let him make the first move, and masturbate thinking about the possibility in the meantime.

 

[hateradio]

Healthy :lol

 

[TheSeks]

This headline.

My face when reading it:

Spoiler

I still haven't seen it. Going to see it in two weeks I wager.

 

[Phonomezer]

This headline.

My face when reading it:

Spoiler

I still haven't seen it. Going to see it in two weeks I wager.

A picture caption with an earlier version of this article misidentified Adam Rodriguez as Joe Manganiello.

Burn in hell.

;_;

 

[Delio]

Haha..the story of my life.
Doesn't help that everyone asumes I'm straight also, which I guess is why this guys end been extra-friendly too (and sometimes rubbing shoulders, hugging, even showing me their chests/abs/bellies); or how we also share similar tastes in food, games, movies and music...*sigh*

In my case, I just accept that they're straight. If they have girlfriends, it makes it easier too. XD

This guy has a girlfriend but he's moving closer to me and doesnt even know if she is coming with. ( This launched into a convo of how i'd live with him and fighting over who would cook for who..)

The healthiest things is to probably convince yourself that something will happen, let him make the first move, and masturbate thinking about the possibility in the meantime.

hahaha I'll do just that

 

[ciD_Vain]

This headline.

My face when reading it:

Spoiler

I still haven't seen it. Going to see it in two weeks I wager.

I really don't like Channing Tatum's face but i do want to see the movie.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Who the hell would go to see a movie just to see someone shirtless?

 

[Alcoori]

Who the hell would go to see a movie just to see someone shirtless?

A lot of people apparently.

 

[dragonlife]

You spelled coming wrong.

Haha. Don't know if you're joking or not, but that is one of my pet peeves--seeing someone try to be "clever" with come/cum Usually followed by "over." So tacky

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Haha..the story of my life.
Doesn't help that everyone asumes I'm straight also, which I guess is why this guys end been extra-friendly too (and sometimes rubbing shoulders, hugging, even showing me their chests/abs/bellies); or how we also share similar tastes in food, games, movies and music...*sigh*

In my case, I just accept that they're straight. If they have girlfriends, it makes it easier too. XD

I want straight friends who show me their bellies.

 

[sublime085]

I want straight friends who show me their bellies.

haha, i know. that sounds pretty hot

 

[neojubei]

Guys how do you handle straight crushes? I know this guy that ive been friends with for a little bit now. Helps in his dad's farm, lovely smile, bit of a geek. But of course he is totally straight.

But he's so open with me about things and we always flirt about him being my straight boyfriend. Ugh why must he be so perfect but not gay >.<.

Don't torture yourself. Save up some money and go to Thailand.

 

[dragonlife]

I want straight friends who show me their bellies.

Mine let me rub his

 

[neojubei]

I want straight friends who show me their bellies.

Not if they have beer bellies.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Mine let me rub his

;_; What did it feel like?

Not if they have beer bellies.

Nah, I'd even be okay with that, as long as it wasn't gigantic!

 

[Rokal]

Guys how do you handle straight crushes?

Look for signs that they will reciprocate and, when they inevitably don't, slowly internalize hatred for them.

Works every time.

 

[dragonlife]

;_; What did it feel like?

It felt nice because he had a nice, lean belly. He'd touch my hip bone and I'd lower my pants a bit so he could see my birth mark.

Our relationship was... interesting. We did weird stuff constantly.

 

[TheSeks]

Who the hell would go to see a movie just to see someone shirtless?

Me. I get to see Matt Bromer on the big screen shirtless (and pantsless possibly) for two hours? Yes, plz.

edit: Also This dude is pretty cute...

 

[Dead Prince]

Guys how do you handle straight crushes? I know this guy that ive been friends with for a little bit now. Helps in his dad's farm, lovely smile, bit of a geek. But of course he is totally straight.

But he's so open with me about things and we always flirt about him being my straight boyfriend. Ugh why must he be so perfect but not gay >.<.

slip him the pill and go to town on him behind the barn. when someone comes out just start moo'ing.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

It felt nice because he had a nice, lean belly. He'd touch my hip bone and I'd lower my pants a bit so he could see my birth mark.

Our relationship was... interesting. We did weird stuff constantly.

What is your birthmark?

 

[shintoki]

Mine let me rub his

Mine did too. He would also let me get on his back and carry me around

*Glowing*

 

[Dany]

nvm, oops

 

[Tess3ract]

My old half asian roommate would always walk around with just a towel on, or come ask me questions in my room, or I'd go and talk to him and he'd adjust himself every so often. The adjusting thing was just awkward, the whole time I'm like, "don't bring it up, don't bring it up"

 

[dragonlife]

What is your birthmark?

Birthmark was inaccurate of me to say.

Mine did too. He would also let me get on his back and carry me around

*Glowing*

I was too big for him to carry me. He'd jump on my back instead, which isn't as fun At one point people thought we were together, including a teacher. The teacher that thought we were together was awesome, haha. He made a dirty joke about us when my friend was complaining out loud in class about being sore. He looked at my friend, then at me (we sat next to each other) and he said, "Whoa, [my name], maybe you should take it slow next time" and the whole class laughed. It was funny and awkward, but awesome. The tone was jubilant throughout.

Good times.

 

[Dany]

I walk in the nude after my shower usually. I wonder if Sai-kun is going to be okay with that.

 

[Tess3ract]

That would be so awkward, don't do that, even if you're good looking. You live with the person(s).

 

[Delio]

Don't torture yourself. Save up some money and go to Thailand.

LOL Thailand eh. I'd get in trouble.

 

[Dany]

That would be so awkward, don't do that, even if you're good looking. You live with the person(s).

oh, I kid

 

[neojubei]

LOL Thailand eh. I'd get in trouble.

Might be worth it.

 

[Sai-kun]

I walk in the nude after my shower usually. I wonder if Sai-kun is going to be okay with that.

You haven't seen me in tinychat (as far as I know)! We're shameless.

That would be so awkward, don't do that, even if you're good looking. You live with the person(s).

 

[kairiceres]

Hey Sai, you look familiar... are you taking a medical related degree?

 

[Sai-kun]

I'm trying to think of a witty response but I can't at the moment, so no, i'm not. Nice to see another IL GAFfer though That brings us up to like..4 or 5 now in this thread alone!

 

[_Isaac]

I walk in the nude after my shower usually. I wonder if Sai-kun is going to be okay with that.

Are you the guy that kinda looks like Christopher Mintz-Plasse? I'm trying to get a visual here.

 

[Fantastical]

Cute gay guy who was a year younger than me in high school just delivered me pizza.

I need to order from there more.

 

[Dany]

Are you the guy that kinda looks like Christopher Mintz-Plasse? I'm trying to get a visual here.

Noooo......

<_< ... >_>

 

[kairiceres]

Yeah lol, sounds like there's going to be a lot of Illinois gaffers at the next meet up.

 

[MyAbsolution]

Cute gay guy who was a year younger than me in high school just delivered me pizza.

I need to order from there more.

Did you tip well? Then maybe he will come back next time you order.

 

[Fantastical]

Did you tip well? Then maybe he will come back next time you order.

Yeah I gave him a good tip. If you know what I mean.

Spoiler

Yeah it was a decent tip.

 

[Sai-kun]

Yeah lol, sounds like there's going to be a lot of Illinois gaffers at the next meet up.

Are you going? I'm dragging Dany to one day of it at least.

 

[Tess3ract]

Cute gay guy who was a year younger than me in high school just delivered me pizza.

I need to order from there more.

"Thanks for the pizza but I believe I ordered you"

 

[MyAbsolution]

"Thanks for the pizza but I believe I ordered you"

Sounds like an intro to a porn movie.

 

[dragonlife]

"Thanks for the pizza but I believe I ordered you"

Do this.

 

[kairiceres]

Are you going? I'm dragging Dany to one day of it at least.

I have to save my days off for when I get my wisdom teeth out coz it takes a week to recover. But I might squeeze a day in, all the good happenings are going on weekdays though.

 

[_Isaac]

Sounds like an intro to a porn movie.

Sounds like a Magic Mike deleted scene.

No, I haven't seen the movie.

 

[MyAbsolution]

I have to save my days off for when I get my wisdom teeth out coz it takes a week to recover. But I might squeeze a day in, all the good happenings are going on weekdays though.

I was really unlucky and it took me like two weeks to recover. My face blew up like balloon and eating anything but soup was nigh-impossible. Meanwhile all my friends recovered in a few days >_<

 

[kairiceres]

I was really unlucky and it took me like two weeks to recover. My face blew up like balloon and eating anything but soup was nigh-impossible. Meanwhile all my friends recovered in a few days >_<

I don't mind my face ballooning. It's just that my job requires me to talk a lot, face to face, and I don't think I could make another human being go through smelling blood and stuff.

 

[kairiceres]

oh and the pain.

 

[Sai-kun]

Pain wasn't too bad. I just hate the taste of the gauze they put in your mouth. Blegh.

Bright side: My mom cooked for me for a couple days That was great.

 

[MyAbsolution]

My surgeon warned me that post-surgery you could sometimes get phantom pain, since the wisdom teeth lie right on top of a nerve line. I would get it for a few months, maybe once or twice every couple weeks.

Basically you're doomed.