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Silphonica said:
See shes polish so shes naturally born a lunatic, trying to let her down easy might make me take a free trip to kenya chopped up in a suitcase.

Although for a polish girl, shes quite reserved for the normal polish person, she doesnt like drinking smoking or drugs, and to be honest once she gets to truly know me, she will not like it.

Another side-effect to that is, she might be able to overlook it and try join me, and I don't want that either.

I like her, so letting her off gently due to being forward really quickly is too far, shes young. I think shes allowed to be. (18 btw).
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Polish girls are fun. Not something I'd do again though, the blonde hair does nothing for me.
 
Are we talking like a regular toaster? Not a toaster oven? If you can put hotdogs in a toaster my mind has been blown. My friend tried to toast a hamburger bun in the toaster the other day, and it almost fucked the bun up.
 
Mordeccai said:
Are we talking like a regular toaster? Not a toaster oven? If you can put hotdogs in a toaster my mind has been blown. My friend tried to toast a hamburger bun in the toaster the other day, and it almost fucked the bun up.
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Toaster oven I guess.

I'm a failure of a girl who knows nothing about cooking :D
 
Billiechu said:
Toaster oven I guess.

I'm a failure of a girl who knows nothing about cooking :D
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You're no failure, there are plenty of people who can't cook!

And what baconsaurus just said is 100% true. Before I moved to university I had no idea how to cook. If you can follow directions and have some measuring cups and the appropriate ingredients, cooking is as easy as printing out a recipie and following it step by step.

I bought this badass A Song of Ice and Fire cookbook and a lot of the dishes in there are crazy. But I really wanted to make some of them, so with a little bit of google and direction following I was able to make my own dough from scratch for oatbread stuffed with fruits, and I even learned to cream butter and sugar to make applecake batter. Those were amazing, they were like apple flavored coffee cake stuffed with baked apples.
 
Billiechu said:
Toaster oven I guess.

I'm a failure of a girl who knows nothing about cooking :D
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If you really know zero about cooking other than heating things up, you should watch some videos on Youtube. I'm sure there are plenty that would show you the basics so you can get started.


Yay! I got a sort-of-job. That's just helping out a local guest house when they need it. But, employment!
 
Mordeccai said:
You're no failure, there are plenty of people who can't cook!

And what baconsaurus just said is 100% true. Before I moved to university I had no idea how to cook. If you can follow directions and have some measuring cups and the appropriate ingredients, cooking is as easy as printing out a recipie and following it step by step.

I bought this badass A Song of Ice and Fire cookbook and a lot of the dishes in there are crazy. But I really wanted to make some of them, so with a little bit of google and direction following I was able to make my own dough from scratch for oatbread stuffed with fruits, and I even learned to cream butter and sugar to make applecake batter. Those were amazing, they were like apple flavored coffee cake stuffed with baked apples.
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What is this nonsense. A Song of Ice and Fire Cookbook? Is it like 1,000 pages long?
 
Goin to boil some water. Dinner will be some pasta with tuna, cheese and a little bit of hot sauce. Some spices to add some flavor too.

Then a coffe in the end if I decide I'm not going to sleep early.
 
Mordeccai said:
Are we talking like a regular toaster? Not a toaster oven? If you can put hotdogs in a toaster my mind has been blown. My friend tried to toast a hamburger bun in the toaster the other day, and it almost fucked the bun up.
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Had to pull that shit out after like 20 seconds. Toaster was already smoking!
 
SerArthurDayne said:
What is this nonsense. A Song of Ice and Fire Cookbook? Is it like 1,000 pages long?
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If only. A couple fan girls combed through the books and actually used Martins endless food descriptions for something good. They realize a bunch of both obscure and staple dishes from the series. What I like most is that they went through medieval cook books to provide older recipes (like legit seventeenth century recipes) as well as modern variants which are often much better.

Lissar posted the link (thanks for doing the leg work!) Its divided into sections like The Wall, The North, Kings Landing, Dorne, and Essos. The Essos ones are completely ridiculous, like fried locusts and grilled snake O_o
 
Mordeccai said:
If only. A couple fan girls combed through the books and actually used Martins endless food descriptions for something good. They realize a bunch of both obscure and staple dishes from the series. What I like most is that they went through medieval cook books to provide older recipes (like legit seventeenth century recipes) as well as modern variants which are often much better.

Lissar posted the link (thanks for doing the leg work!) Its divided into sections like The Wall, The North, Kings Landing, Dorne, and Essos. The Essos ones are completely ridiculous, like fried locusts and grilled snake O_o
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Where would you even get grilled snake? I can't imagine a butcher would carry it standard. I'm in Texas and I've never seen snake in the store. Maybe bumfuck west Texas, or Arizona.

Or locusts. Where do you find locusts?

If I cooked I might try it. Those recipes sound too complicated for somebody who can't be arsed to do regular cooking.
 
Lissar, I love those books, especially Redwall. I remember always being hungry as a kid whenever I read Redwall books haha.

Shidoshi, major hair envy. You have amazing hair.
 
SerArthurDayne said:
Where would you even get grilled snake? I can't imagine a butcher would carry it standard. I'm in Texas and I've never seen snake in the store. Maybe bumfuck west Texas, or Arizona.

Or locusts. Where do you find locusts?

If I cooked I might try it. Those recipes sound too complicated for somebody who can't be arsed to do regular cooking.
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Well those are the ones across the Narrow Sea so of course they are ridiculous. Most of the desserts are simple, a lot of fruit and nuts. There are stews and soups that seem simple enough to make. The breakfast recipes are awesome, ham, bacon, eggs, simple stuff but so good.

For my fellow onion lovers there is an incredible onions in gravy dish. Serves incredibly with fresh bread to dip it in or steak.
 
Leeness said:
Lissar, I love those books, especially Redwall. I remember always being hungry as a kid whenever I read Redwall books haha.

Shidoshi, major hair envy. You have amazing hair.
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I know! He always made Redwall food sound so good. None of the food in the recipe book was quite as good as I had imagined, but it was interesting to try!

I agree about the hair. Shidoshi, you have beautiful hair! And your picture is very cute. :D
 
shidoshi said:
Oh god... seeing my actual photo near my photos is absolutely frightening. I was not expecting it to be this scary!
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I LOVE your hair! I'm always trying to curl my stick straight hair and it ends up being weird and wavy. I like wavy though so its okay.
 
Shidoshi, great hair.

Went back to my normal Tira avatar since I had to show some appreciation to Soul Calibur. Will join you people again when there's a new theme I like.
 
Inanna said:
I LOVE your hair! I'm always trying to curl my stick straight hair and it ends up being weird and wavy. I like wavy though so its okay.
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I feel like if I could cut the curliness in, like, half, I'd be much happier. But I do think it is one of those "grass is always greener" things, as I keep envying girls with straight hair, and I get comments about how other people envy me. *laughs*
 
shidoshi said:
I feel like if I could cut the curliness in, like, half, I'd be much happier. But I do think it is one of those "grass is always greener" things, as I keep envying girls with straight hair, and I get comments about how other people envy me. *laughs*
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Really straight hair can be a bit flat up top, hate that. But yeah, you're right. I have a friend who wishes she had straighter hair cause its easier to curl your hair (Not true, btw!) than to straighten it if it's very stubborn like hers.
 
fuck, my sleeping schedule is so fucked.

not to mention my eating schedule. I'm not sure I should eat, or what.

I don't know what to dooooooooooooooo
 
Lissar said:
I know! He always made Redwall food sound so good. None of the food in the recipe book was quite as good as I had imagined, but it was interesting to try!
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I may have to give some a try anyway. :D Eventually. Haha.

And you do have cute hair, Billie.
 
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