how are thongs beneficial in any possible way?

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Y2Kev said:
No, I totally understand the OP. Why wear any underwear at all if you are going to wear a thong?
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I can roll with this.


LanceVance said:
She is 55 this year. I don't get it do you all think your mums are ugly? I would never do anything with her that's just wrong but she's got some nice facial features and breasts for her age
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Does your mum have small perky nipples or some dinner plate hangdowners? Also, how is the vagoo? She got some meat curtains going on or is it nice and neat?
 
LanceVance said:
Yeah my mum is very active. She goes to spin class twice a week and does yoga everyday so is also very flexible.

She has nice cheekbones and also very striking eyes. Her nose lets her down a bit though it's a bit of a pig nose. When I go round to hers sometimes I snort at her like a pig to annoy her and she chases me round the house with a tea towel. Keeps me in shape.
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Are you trying to pitch the plot of some hentai or something?
 
LanceVance said:
Yeah my mum is very active. She goes to spin class twice a week and does yoga everyday so is also very flexible.

She has nice cheekbones and also very striking eyes. Her nose lets her down a bit though it's a bit of a pig nose. When I go round to hers sometimes I snort at her like a pig to annoy her and she chases me round the house with a tea towel. Keeps me in shape.
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mother x son doujins are the best
 
commedieu said:
She sounds very nice. And sounds like shes in good shape. lol, you're mean! But when you say pig nose... like, its small and cute? pokes up a bit..? Also, how tall is she?
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Small nose but quite a big flat bottom with biggish nostrils. She is quite small around 5'1 although she likes to wear heels a lot so looks taller. Also I am not mean thank you I am taking her to Paris for her birthday as she has always wanted to go and no man has ever been nice enough to take her.

Aselith said:
Does your mum have small perky nipples or some dinner plate hangdowners? Also, how is the vagoo? She got some meat curtains going on or is it nice and neat?
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You are a very vulgar person
 
ChiTownBuffalo said:
Because many women do not like a visible panty line.

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Ugh bikini cut underwear. I can't explain it but its such a turnoff for me. Bikinis are ok for some reason though. I think its the visible panty lines that I don't like.
 
commedieu said:
Well thats subtle.
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Sorry, I misquoted. I was responding to the post where he said she has nice breasts. I just wanted to get a better picture of his mum since he's trying to sell us on her.

All right, all right dude, I'll bang your mom! Is that what you want to hear? I will bang her eight ways from Sunday.
 
Because thongs are sexy as fuck? What kind of question is that OP, really. Do you not like seeing girl ass or something? Sexy as fuck.
 
Ponn01 said:
Are you trying to pitch the plot of some hentai or something?
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One day, she actually caught him and pulled him to the ground. There she was, lying on top of him, both breathing heavily, exhausted from the hunt. Small drops of sweat run down her décolletage. He was scared yet aroused by her thighs pressing against his impressive bulge. She smiled...
 
Aselith said:
Sorry, I misquoted. I was responding to the post where he said she has nice breasts. I just wanted to get a better picture of his mum since he's trying to sell us on her.

All right, all right dude, I'll bang your mom! Is that what you want to hear? I will bang her eight ways from Sunday.
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I'm sorry what? All I said was she looked good for her age then someone asked me some simple questions so I answered. I'm not trying to 'sell her' to anyone.

And for the record my mum would not 'bang' you she likes a man with at least a little bit of class.
 
SolidusDave said:
One day, she actually caught him and pulled him to the ground. There she was, lying on top of him, both breathing heavily, exhausted from the hunt. Small drops of sweat run down her décolletage. He was scared yet aroused by her thighs pressing against his impressive bulge. She smiles...
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Is that from Hamlet?
 
LanceVance said:
I'm sorry what? All I said was she looked good for her age then someone asked me some simple questions so I answered. I'm not trying to 'sell her' to anyone.

And for the record my mum would not 'bang' you she likes a man with at least a little bit of class.
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Oh I bet she would. Give me her number and we'll see if I can't charm the thong off of her.
 
I like VPL only if you can kind of make out what kind of panties they are... it's a no go though if they're all bunched up and stuff. Thongs are whatever, take em or leave em. I'd prefer no panties though, I'll even do the same if that makes em feel better. Natural as fuck.
 
Devolution said:
Because it's not typically our ass that needs the coverage.




Different frame. Ass out. More height.

I don't wear them personally but there are benefits.
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Sounds like the same reasons as a thong to me. Just for attractiveness. That's more of what I was trying to get at.
 
Did everyone miss the part where he's taking his mom to Paris for her bday? No disrespect my man but that is most definitely a setup for a hentai lol. Mom laments that there's just no good men around while the two sit on the balcony of their hotel room. She admits that she wishes that she could meet someone like her son. Well, you can fill in the rest.
 
LanceVance said:
It's okay she's not desperate and disrespectful like you.
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More like you don't want her to find out how you compliment her breasts on the internet/ keep her all for yourself, right? Hey, it's cool. Some people come on to the internet so they can be racists or furries or whatever anonymously. You have a crush on your mom. I'm not judging here. She just sounds super hot the way you've described her so now I want to make some moves.

I'll treat her like a classy lady, I promise.
 
Mammoth Jones said:
This is why my girl wears them. That and they're just more comfortable.

And damn they're fun to peel off. Not sexy peeling off some granny panties...
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I find granny panties hot too, don't really care what type of underwear a girl wears, it's still pretty hot regardless (unless it's a male underwear)
 
Aselith said:
More like you don't want her to find out how you compliment her breasts on the internet/ keep her all for yourself, right? Hey, it's cool. Some people come on to the internet so they can be racists or furries or whatever anonymously. You have a crush on your mom. I'm not judging here. She just sounds super hot the way you've described her so now I want to make some moves.

I'll treat her like a classy lady, I promise.
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No I compliment her in person. Have you never complimented your mum before? Anyway I'll leave you be because you obviously have some underlying issues you need to sort out if you just like to insult and be rude to others for no reason.
 
All thongs make me think about is that piece of fabric rubbing against her cornhole all day. Then she takes it off like it's sexy. It's basically a piece of toilet paper that you keep.
 
LanceVance said:
No I compliment her in person. Have you never complimented your mum before? Anyway I'll leave you be because you obviously have some underlying issues you need to sort out if you just like to insult and be rude to others for no reason.
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Seeking information about your mom is rude? Clearly you both have a very open relationship going on where you'll share anything with each other. I've never complimented my mom on her breasts no. I don't see how you can really make any judgments one way or the other without having seen them so I asked you to clarify about them.

I hope you aren't saying she has nice breasts solely on the over the clothes view? Because she may be wearing padded bras and all kinds of stuff. I really don't think you're a fair judge anyways since you're clearly biased.

I'm just trying to get myself in there as an impartial judge.

I'm sorry if my rough tongue offended thee, good sir! Please set me up to call upon your mother so that I may accurately convey to the thread the worth of her cheekbones and breasts.
 
LanceVance, don't listen to these people whose minds are in the gutter.

I love my Mom too.

You're the only one who's good enough for her.
 
LanceVance said:
No I compliment her in person. Have you never complimented your mum before? Anyway I'll leave you be because you obviously have some underlying issues you need to sort out if you just like to insult and be rude to others for no reason.
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I've never called my mom hot or said she had good looking breasts. my mom is my mom, and that's it that's all mayne
 
FStop7 said:
If it weren't for thongs Sisqo would be unemployed!
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You just made me realize something. How come panties is plural? Is there a singular version? Why does thong not have an s at the end of it like all other under garments? Boxers...panties...briefs.

I thought of this because I was going to post "Let me see that panties" and I was like well I have to change 'that' to 'them'.
 
Speevy said:
LanceVance, don't listen to these people whose minds are in the gutter.

I love my Mom too.

You're the only one who's good enough for her.
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Thank you your words mean a lot. She's been through some rough relationships in the past but has always made sure she is there for me so I just like to compliment her sometimes to make her feel better. Just a shame some people have to be so vulgar.
 
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