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if it helps i mixed pepper jack cheese (melted) with mayo and ketchup. it looks like vomit or a cyst being popped ;P
This reminds me that I used to eat while watching operations/wild animals feeding. Eventually everyone took the remote away from me. Now I just eat with Food Network playing or The Science Channel, etc.
 
you guys are the worst eaters

This reminds me that I used to eat while watching operations/wild animals feeding. Eventually everyone took the remote away from me. Now I just eat with Food Network playing or The Science Channel, etc.
Watching TV while I eat makes me feel barbaric. I sit at the table, even if nobody else is.

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I tried gouda once and it tasted like rubber.
You ate some bad gouda then. It should taste soft but also smoky and kind of tart. When you put it on a sandwich, it should contrast with the meat and bread and add a diversity to your sandwich. It's like a marriage, with both the meat and gouda complimenting one another.
 
Oh, the people I work with. A coworker was joking saying that someone was away from their desk to make out with another man. Another coworker had to say that something like that is so unnatural. I really wanted to say something but work might not be the best place.
 

We believe in men being men. We believe in life being one big adventure. We believe underwear decorated with garish colours, cartoon animals and dumper trucks are great ... for two year olds.

It's why we decided to do something different with men's underwear.
We believe caring about boring stuff like quality means products look better and last longer.

An unapologetically masculine range, designed and made with complete attention to detail, quality and comfort.
I don't think I've ever thought so hard about underwear in my life.
 
I'm way too stupid to wrap my head around this. Your dining table faces the TV directly?
We have 3 tables in our house The formal dining area (No TV). The breakfast table but no one really uses it anyways. But there's a TV in there facing the table/ kitchen. Then there's the other dining table which is in our extra room. TV there too. The breakfast table/kitchen area is next to the living room which happens to face the TV LOL.
 
We have 3 tables in our house The formal dining area (No TV). The breakfast table but no one really uses it anyways. But there's a TV in there facing the table/ kitchen. Then there's the other dining table which is in our extra room. TV there too. The breakfast table/kitchen area is next to the living room which happens to face the TV LOL.
A breakfast table? Two dining tables? Two televisions? Do you live in a mansion.
 
I'm way too stupid to wrap my head around this. Your dining table faces the TV directly?
Pretty much. They're 10-15 feet apart, give or take. Pretty convenient.

Oh, the people I work with. A coworker was joking saying that someone was away from their desk to make out with another man. Another coworker had to say that something like that is so unnatural. I really wanted to say something but work might not be the best place.
Moments like those are fun (no sarcasm). I usually make an equally inappropriate comment that goes against what they say; maybe make 'em a bit uncomfortable, too.

Wow where's Havarti crew?
Dude, check your PMs.

Oh, and neither commercial did much for me. I even skipped around... couldn't be bothered to sit through videos that are less than a minute in length. Hmm.
 
Real Gouda is very tasty I like it a lot.

Fake Gouda, sold as "real" one is also tasty, I like it a lot as well, but is clearly very different.
 
Oh, and neither commercial did much for me. I even skipped around... couldn't be bothered to sit through videos that are less than a minute in length. Hmm.
You can watch videos that are long but not videos that are short?

I watched the commercial trying to figure out what was so great about the underwear. It just looks like underwear.
 
Oh, the people I work with. A coworker was joking saying that someone was away from their desk to make out with another man. Another coworker had to say that something like that is so unnatural. I really wanted to say something but work might not be the best place.

The fuck it isn't. You should have at least said something because part of the reason these idiotic attitudes about us are so prevalent is because very few of us speak out.. The time might have passed for you to respond to that but you can still contact HR. It wouldn't be acceptable to make racist or sexist comments at work, so why should homophobia be tolerated?
 
The fuck it isn't. You should have at least said something because part of the reason these idiotic attitudes about us are so prevalent is because very few of us speak out.. The time might have passed for you to respond to that but you can still contact HR. It wouldn't be acceptable to make racist or sexist comments at work, so why should homophobia be tolerated?
Why are you assuming that the coworker's comment was malicious? It sounds like the person just made an innocent enough joke.
 
You can watch videos that are long but not videos that are short?

I watched the commercial trying to figure out what was so great about the underwear. It just looks like underwear.
It really depends. Maybe if I found the guy appealing it would have helped. No one cares about the underwear, really.
 
How you doin'?

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How YOU doin'? ;3
 
I was talking about the "its unnatural" comment. Shit like that really is not conducive to a workplace of any kind.
I took that as the coworker saying that people running away from their desk to make out at work is unnatural, not homosexuality in general.
 
I had a sebaceous cyst a few years ago near the base of my shaft. It scared the shit out of me. I was instructed to take warm baths, and apply heat to the area, which causes the sebum to melt and be reabsorbed into the body. Went away after a week or two. Maybe try that?

The location of yours might make that more difficult though.
I guess it wouldn't hurt to try!!!! thanks for the recommendation
 
The fuck it isn't. You should have at least said something because part of the reason these idiotic attitudes about us are so prevalent is because very few of us speak out.. The time might have passed for you to respond to that but you can still contact HR. It wouldn't be acceptable to make racist or sexist comments at work, so why should homophobia be tolerated?

Oh I did say something to him about it. I told him that it's not unnatural in the slightest bit and homosexuality happens even in nature which is surely not unnatural. His response was something asinine like "you don't see two male dogs going around licking each other." I was just thinking WTF?!? I didn't say anything more than that just because I didn't want to get into a full blown argument at work. It's hard when I work in a place that is predominantly LDS and over half of them are returned missionaries.

I took that as the coworker saying that people running away from their desk to make out at work is unnatural, not homosexuality in general.

No, he meant homosexuality and not making out at work.
 
I'm all smiles right now :)

i went on a date the other day with a guy i met on jack'd. I arrived at his place around 8:00pm and he told me he wanted to cook dinner for me so we went to the supermarket and bought a bunch of ingredients. It was actually really cute buying groceries together lol. On our way out, we decided to rent a dvd from redbox to watch after dinner. he wanted to watch The Woman In Black, and even though i knew it was a horrible movie, i didn't say anything haha. We got back to his place and he started preparing the food (stuffed giant bell peppers) and he told me to put some music on. we sang almost every song i put on together LOL. It was pretty fun. I asked if he needed help with anything and he wanted me to wash the fruits in the sink. As i was rinsing off some peaches, he came up behind me, rested his head on my shoulder, put his arms around me and grabbed my hands. He whispered "you're too rough on them. here let me show you..." it was so cute. After dinner, which was amazing, we put on the movie.

The movie was horrrrrrrible!! We were cuddling the whole time and making jokes about Daniel Radcliffe and how we couldn't think of him playing any other role other than Harry Potter. By the time the movie ended, it was around 3:30 am. I live an hour away from him and i didn't really want to drive back that late as i was really sleepy so he offered to let me stay at his place. We went back to his room and laid down a bit. We kissed and cuddled. He told me his parents were coming home at 7:00am and they would freak if they saw us together. He said i didn't have to leave early, but that he would have to be sleeping in a different room when they arrive. He said that he would lay with me until i fell asleep and would make sure that he was the first thing i saw when i woke up. Sure enough, i fell asleep with him and woke up next to him haha.

it was 12:00pm when i woke up. we decided to get In N Out for lunch and then head to this really bourgie mall to shop around for a bit. We held hands for a while and people were giving us looks, but we didn't care. Afterwards, we went to Newport Beach and made a bunch of sand drawings. We fell asleep on the beach and woke up in time for the sunset. I didn't want to drive home late so I told him that i'd better head out. He took us back to his place and we said our goodbyes.

We plan to see each other again very soon but he's coming over to my place this time. I had a lot of fun and i hope for the best! He's really sweet, gentleman-like, and his body is amazing haha. Any ideas on what i should cook for dinner? :)
 
You can watch videos that are long but not videos that are short?

I watched the commercial trying to figure out what was so great about the underwear. It just looks like underwear.

70% organic = $$$$$$. It's like buying Dolce & Gabbana briefs. They provide no benefit other than making people think you're rich.

I really couldn't give two shits about the underwear, specifically. I just think they're hot commercials, and seeing a guy in his underwear just really.... mmph.
 
I'm all smiles right now :)

i went on a date the other day with a guy i met on jack'd. I arrived at his place around 8:00pm and he told me he wanted to cook dinner for me so we went to the supermarket and bought a bunch of ingredients. It was actually really cute buying groceries together lol. On our way out, we decided to rent a dvd from redbox to watch after the movie. he wanted to watch The Woman In Black, and even though i knew it was a horrible movie, i didn't say anything haha. We got back to his place and he started preparing the food (stuffed giant bell peppers) and he told me to put some music on. we sang almost every song i put on together LOL. It was pretty fun. I asked if he needed help with anything and he wanted me to wash the fruits in the sink. As i was rinsing off some peaches, he came up behind me, rested his head on my shoulder, put his arms around me and grabbed my hands. He whispered "you're too rough on them. here let me show you..." it was so cute. After dinner, which was amazing, we put on the movie.

The movie was horrrrrrrible!! We were cuddling the whole time and making jokes about Daniel Radcliffe and how we couldn't think of him playing any other role other than Harry Potter. By the time the movie ended, it was around 3:30 am. I live an hour away from him and i didn't really want to drive back that late as i was really sleepy so he offered to let me stay at his place. We went back to his room and laid down a bit. We kissed and cuddled. He told me his parents were coming home at 7:00am and they would freak if they saw us together. He said i didn't have to leave early, but that he would have to be sleeping in a different room when they arrive. He said that he would lay with me until i fell asleep and would make sure that he was the first thing i saw when i woke up. Sure enough, i fell asleep with him and woke up next to him haha.

it was 12:00pm when i woke up. we decided to get In N Out for lunch and then head to this really bourgie mall to shop around for a bit. We held hands for a while and people were giving us looks, but we didn't care. Afterwards, we went to Newport Beach and made a bunch of sand drawings. We fell asleep on the beach and woke up in time for the sunset. I didn't want to drive home late so I told him that i'd better head out. He took us back to his place and we said our goodbyes.

We plan to see each other again very soon but he's coming over to my place this time. I had a lot of fun and i hope for the best! He's really sweet, gentleman-like, and his body is amazing haha. Any ideas on what i should cook for dinner? :)

I miss this stage of dating. I mean, I love my boyfriend and we do these kinds of things every single day, but it's not the same. The first date jitters feel so nice :3

As for dinner, cedar plank grilled (or baked) salmon with fresh asparagus and quinoa is awesome AND healthy. Make a lemon vinaigrette, mmmmm that's good eats.

Also, about the co-worker saying homosexuality is unnatural: my dog used to try to fuck every male dog he came across. Just saying.
 
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BeesEight, your torso looks delicious. :D congrats!

(you said you wanna bulk up some days back? you think you really need it?)
 
I'm all smiles right now :)

i went on a date the other day with a guy i met on jack'd. I arrived at his place around 8:00pm and he told me he wanted to cook dinner for me so we went to the supermarket and bought a bunch of ingredients. It was actually really cute buying groceries together lol. On our way out, we decided to rent a dvd from redbox to watch after dinner. he wanted to watch The Woman In Black, and even though i knew it was a horrible movie, i didn't say anything haha. We got back to his place and he started preparing the food (stuffed giant bell peppers) and he told me to put some music on. we sang almost every song i put on together LOL. It was pretty fun. I asked if he needed help with anything and he wanted me to wash the fruits in the sink. As i was rinsing off some peaches, he came up behind me, rested his head on my shoulder, put his arms around me and grabbed my hands. He whispered "you're too rough on them. here let me show you..." it was so cute. After dinner, which was amazing, we put on the movie.

The movie was horrrrrrrible!! We were cuddling the whole time and making jokes about Daniel Radcliffe and how we couldn't think of him playing any other role other than Harry Potter. By the time the movie ended, it was around 3:30 am. I live an hour away from him and i didn't really want to drive back that late as i was really sleepy so he offered to let me stay at his place. We went back to his room and laid down a bit. We kissed and cuddled. He told me his parents were coming home at 7:00am and they would freak if they saw us together. He said i didn't have to leave early, but that he would have to be sleeping in a different room when they arrive. He said that he would lay with me until i fell asleep and would make sure that he was the first thing i saw when i woke up. Sure enough, i fell asleep with him and woke up next to him haha.

it was 12:00pm when i woke up. we decided to get In N Out for lunch and then head to this really bourgie mall to shop around for a bit. We held hands for a while and people were giving us looks, but we didn't care. Afterwards, we went to Newport Beach and made a bunch of sand drawings. We fell asleep on the beach and woke up in time for the sunset. I didn't want to drive home late so I told him that i'd better head out. He took us back to his place and we said our goodbyes.

We plan to see each other again very soon but he's coming over to my place this time. I had a lot of fun and i hope for the best! He's really sweet, gentleman-like, and his body is amazing haha. Any ideas on what i should cook for dinner? :)

perfect date? perfect date :D









not that know of them :(


btw, started p90x and went back to swimming, after a couple of months of beer and sadnees i looked like an alcoholic 40 years old...want to bulk up before going to Korea, can't wait to have some free time for myself
 
I'd take having an incredible taste in movies over getting dates any day!

Yeah...just like when i choosed for a date a Kim Ki Duk movie...awkward

i seriously think that i need to split my interests from my dating life, gamer = u nerd \ listen to j-music = wtf is dis shit \ goes hiking = let's go parteh!1! \ photography = dude brags that he can take the same photos with an iphone and that is a waste of money \ shows movie collection = r u srsly paying for movies?

or it's probably bad luck that i always get the shallow ones
 
I've been hanging out with my ex -_-

I've slept over twice (NOTHING happened), I spent 4th of july with him, going to see a concert with him on friday, and going to Catalina for a mini vacation and to go camping.

What am i doingggg D=
 
I'm all smiles right now :)

i went on a date the other day with a guy i met on jack'd. I arrived at his place around 8:00pm and he told me he wanted to cook dinner for me so we went to the supermarket and bought a bunch of ingredients. It was actually really cute buying groceries together lol. On our way out, we decided to rent a dvd from redbox to watch after dinner. he wanted to watch The Woman In Black, and even though i knew it was a horrible movie, i didn't say anything haha. We got back to his place and he started preparing the food (stuffed giant bell peppers) and he told me to put some music on. we sang almost every song i put on together LOL. It was pretty fun. I asked if he needed help with anything and he wanted me to wash the fruits in the sink. As i was rinsing off some peaches, he came up behind me, rested his head on my shoulder, put his arms around me and grabbed my hands. He whispered "you're too rough on them. here let me show you..." it was so cute. After dinner, which was amazing, we put on the movie.

The movie was horrrrrrrible!! We were cuddling the whole time and making jokes about Daniel Radcliffe and how we couldn't think of him playing any other role other than Harry Potter. By the time the movie ended, it was around 3:30 am. I live an hour away from him and i didn't really want to drive back that late as i was really sleepy so he offered to let me stay at his place. We went back to his room and laid down a bit. We kissed and cuddled. He told me his parents were coming home at 7:00am and they would freak if they saw us together. He said i didn't have to leave early, but that he would have to be sleeping in a different room when they arrive. He said that he would lay with me until i fell asleep and would make sure that he was the first thing i saw when i woke up. Sure enough, i fell asleep with him and woke up next to him haha.

it was 12:00pm when i woke up. we decided to get In N Out for lunch and then head to this really bourgie mall to shop around for a bit. We held hands for a while and people were giving us looks, but we didn't care. Afterwards, we went to Newport Beach and made a bunch of sand drawings. We fell asleep on the beach and woke up in time for the sunset. I didn't want to drive home late so I told him that i'd better head out. He took us back to his place and we said our goodbyes.

We plan to see each other again very soon but he's coming over to my place this time. I had a lot of fun and i hope for the best! He's really sweet, gentleman-like, and his body is amazing haha. Any ideas on what i should cook for dinner? :)

Awe, that sounds like an amazing date. I have never had a date that sounds that good.

Licking? No. Fucking? Definitely. :lol

Lol, exactly. Dogs obviously don't have the same sexual mannerisms as humans would. They would skip the kissing and go straight for the humping.
 
Yeah...just like when i choosed for a date a Kim Ki Duk movie...awkward

i seriously think that i need to split my interests from my dating life, gamer = u nerd listen to j-music = wtf is dis shit goes hiking = let's go parteh!1! photography = dude brags that he can take the same photos with an iphone and that is a waste of money shows movie collection = r u srsly paying for movies?

or it's probably bad luck that i always get the shallow ones

I totally hear you. For what it's worth, I'd value all those things in a partner, and you'd impress me!

But yeah, this new guy I'm seeing has a totally different value set than I do from what I can tell. I mean morally, we're both good people and value the same things socially, but as far as work ethic, career aspiration, hobbies, interests, our appreciation for tangible things vs experiences, we're probably as different as can be.

I'm just gonna roll with it for now, since we connect on a different level, and I'm honestly tired of dismissing guys because something doesn't fit. Something's always not gonna fit.

It's as you said, might have to just divide up parts of your life and appreciate each for what they are and what they bring you. It might not be an ideal LTR solution, but life's too short. Fuck it. I want to be happy with someone for now. It's been too long.
 

Not really sold on the underwear. Is it suppose to be water resistant? Or is the guy swimming in the lake just trying to sell the product. I mean, I do enjoy these sexy kind of commercials, but they don't really do a great job of selling the product to me.

How YOU doin'? ;3

Here's my number. Call me maybe?

Yup. Everyone else can switch back. Crown Bees King.

Awww, thanks guys. But don't actually, I want to see your gorgeous mugs as well!

As for dinner, cedar plank grilled (or baked) salmon with fresh asparagus and quinoa is awesome AND healthy. Make a lemon vinaigrette, mmmmm that's good eats.

Also, about the co-worker saying homosexuality is unnatural: my dog used to try to fuck every male dog he came across. Just saying.

I've recently been having quinoa and that stuff is amazing. Throw a bit of mango and some vegetables in it and it's absolutely mouth watering. I thought, since it was part of this super lean diet, it was going to taste like crap. Probably one of my newest favourite foods.

Also, when my and my cousin's dogs were still alive, my dog would always try to mount his. My dog was the girl while his was a boy. I think dogs in general are just weird.

(you said you wanna bulk up some days back? you think you really need it?)

I just want to maintain around 190 lbs. I would like to be bigger, but I don't really think it's in my genetics.

i seriously think that i need to split my interests from my dating life, gamer = u nerd \ listen to j-music = wtf is dis shit \ goes hiking = let's go parteh!1! \ photography = dude brags that he can take the same photos with an iphone and that is a waste of money \ shows movie collection = r u srsly paying for movies?

I'm not entirely sure what this paragraph means. I'm going to guess it's misaligned interests. How do you generally meet your dates? If you use a site, I would think you would have a greater chance of finding someone that likes the same things you do.
 
Yeah...just like when i choosed for a date a Kim Ki Duk movie...awkward

i seriously think that i need to split my interests from my dating life, gamer = u nerd \ listen to j-music = wtf is dis shit \ goes hiking = let's go parteh!1! \ photography = dude brags that he can take the same photos with an iphone and that is a waste of money \ shows movie collection = r u srsly paying for movies?

or it's probably bad luck that i always get the shallow ones

Yeah, you definitely find the wrong guys. I like all of those traits! I just find people that go for sex.
 
I've never used any site actually, i remember i tried gayromeo once, but looking at messages and people in the short time i was online it looked more like a brothel and everybody was only asking for sex, i did find a cute guy though, he said to meet at his town (1h and a half of driving) and the over-excited me found himself waiting for more than an hour for an asshole who didn't even show up

Not that i'm picky, because i know that i'd fall for every guy who looks even barely interested in me. Kinda weird actually (donnow if i'm explaining it right) it feels like i'm stucked in the 14 years old mindset you know, first crush, walking holding hands, first kiss and things like that, i skipped them all, i came to terms with my orientation like 2 years ago so it felt like jumping in the adult life not knowing the basis, god that sounded cheesy

I probably just need to man the fuck up a little
 
I've never used any site actually, i remember i tried gayromeo once, but looking at messages and people in the short time i was online it looked more like a brothel and everybody was only asking for sex, i did find a cute guy though, he said to meet at his town (1h and a half of driving) and the over-excited me found himself waiting for more than an hour for an asshole who didn't even show up

Not that i'm picky, because i know that i'd fall for every guy who looks even barely interested in me. Kinda weird actually (donnow if i'm explaining it right) it feels like i'm stucked in the 14 years old mindset you know, first crush, walking holding hands, first kiss and things like that, i skipped them all, i came to terms with my orientation like 2 years ago so it felt like jumping in the adult life not knowing the basis, god that sounded cheesy

I probably just need to man the fuck up a little

you seem like a guy that still believes in feelings that most people have long forgotten, but you please keep at it, sooner or later love will persevere. I always suggest getting into a net of friends that will introduce you to new people and there you might find the one person that is right for you.

before arranging a date over OKC or Romeo, make sure you have done a couple of phone calls to see if there is some "chat chemistry", that way you make sure you will at least make it til the end of the date without feeling like an idiot. Try skype if they don't mind, take a lot of time before getting to know them live. It's regular safety measures to avoid the assholes who don't show up on dates.
 
Congratulations. I honestly thought you were married already, but I think I must be thinking of someone else.

That said, congrats!

Thanks dudes. I'm reflecting on last night rather fondly.
Went over to his place with plans to go out and perhaps come back for who knows, but we kind of just fell into each other as soon as I arrived and spent the whole night in. Like, 3 or 4 straight hours in his room, haha.

Relaxing, amazing, happy, pleasurable evening. It really is nicer when you give a shit about the person. I'd almost forgotten what that was like.

And married? lol, nah. I'm still a man-child; marriage is like a decade off. ;)
 
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