The Dark Knight Rises |OT| The Legend Ends (Warning: Unmarked Spoilers Within)

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Still think my single biggest suspension-of-disbelief-shattering moment in TDK is when Joker sets off the bomb and escapes jail. Somehow the bomb kills and/or incapacitates EVERYONE in the MCU aside from the Joker. Many Gaffers have tried to fanwank away reasons for this, but they are pure rubbish. Come the fuck on, sons.
 
There should have never been a title. Just release promotional material with the tagline "Gotham's Rectum King"


Still think my single biggest suspension-of-disbelief-shattering moment in TDK is when Joker sets off the bomb and escapes jail. Somehow the bomb kills and/or incapacitates EVERYONE in the MCU aside from the Joker. Many Gaffers have tried to fanwank away reasons for this, but they are pure rubbish. Come the fuck on, sons.
Isn't he shielded by the cop he's holding?
lol
 
Go the lazy Marvel/Sony route

Batman

Batman 2

Batman 3


You see, because people won't understand it's a sequel unless you put the number on the end of the character's name.
 
Still think my single biggest suspension-of-disbelief-shattering moment in TDK is when Joker sets off the bomb and escapes jail. Somehow the bomb kills and/or incapacitates EVERYONE in the MCU aside from the Joker. Many Gaffers have tried to fanwank away reasons for this, but they are pure rubbish. Come the fuck on, sons.
It is still far more believable than Bond surviving ball torture in CR.
 
The title means shit anyway. You don't even see it until the very end. Up until that point, the film is called BAT SYMBOL
 
Still think my single biggest suspension-of-disbelief-shattering moment in TDK is when Joker sets off the bomb and escapes jail. Somehow the bomb kills and/or incapacitates EVERYONE in the MCU aside from the Joker. Many Gaffers have tried to fanwank away reasons for this, but they are pure rubbish. Come the fuck on, sons.

Yeah. That was worse than the boat scene for me.
 

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Still think my single biggest suspension-of-disbelief-shattering moment in TDK is when Joker sets off the bomb and escapes jail. Somehow the bomb kills and/or incapacitates EVERYONE in the MCU aside from the Joker. Many Gaffers have tried to fanwank away reasons for this, but they are pure rubbish. Come the fuck on, sons.

That, at least, led to the awesome scene of Joker driving the police car.
 
How many mins of IMAX footage did TDK have?

btw, all those people crying about having to watch this a week later - I have to wait till 16 August, to see this. so fuck you.
 
BTW the most jarring aspect ratio change in TDK is when it goes from a 35mm scene (2.35:1/black bars) to a pointless, whole 2 second long establishing IMAX shot of Wayne's penthouse (1.78:1/full frame) back to a 35mm interior scene. Basically 2.35 -> 1.78 -> 2.35 within 5 seconds. Ugh.
 
Still think my single biggest suspension-of-disbelief-shattering moment in TDK is when Joker sets off the bomb and escapes jail. Somehow the bomb kills and/or incapacitates EVERYONE in the MCU aside from the Joker. Many Gaffers have tried to fanwank away reasons for this, but they are pure rubbish. Come the fuck on, sons.

He was prepared for it. They weren't.

... That's all I got.
 
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