The Dark Knight Rises |OT| The Legend Ends (Warning: Unmarked Spoilers Within)

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It means the cut Nolan hands to the studio is the one we see when it comes out in theaters. Sometimes producers and the studio begin editing that cut if they feel it's not the movie they wanted. This is what happened with Marc Webb and Spider-Man.

Ahh. Gotcha. Makes sense. Yeah, Amazing Spider-Man had obvious cuts.
 
It's... a Cracked article, man.

And? Cracked articles are funny and/or interesting. This one doesn't seem to be going for humor, so... Tell me what to feel!?

EDIT: And he's getting things wrong:

But more importantly, taking Batman out of the country creates a bunch of weird inconsistencies. For example, to set up the whole thing, there's a scene where Gordon and Harvey Dent talk about how Batman could retrieve Lau from Hong Kong since he's "under no one's jurisdiction" (and the Joker says pretty much the same thing to the mobsters). But why would they even assume that Batman has the resources to pull that off? They don't know he's a billionaire.

Harvey and Gordon don't suggest it, Batman does. They don't assume shit.
 
And? Cracked articles are funny and/or interesting. This one doesn't seem to be going for humor, so...

Oh, well, War on Terror metaphor conversation time then?



Bruce Wayne is the love child of Teddy Roosevelt and George Bush.

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Exactly what? Cracked is not The Onion.

I will never read one of their lists for I will never go to that god forsaken website.

Also, Bruce looks weird in a few shots, he seems kinda skinny when he has the cane but in the pic above he's buff. He is a machine when it comes to weight management.
 
I will never read one of their lists for I will never go to that god forsaken website.


Haha. The site is pretty entertaining and has some funny/interesting articles. It's a good time dump when you are stuck somewhere and don't feel like playing Angry Birds.

EDIT: And he doesn't understand Ghostbusters either. This mother fucker. They go to stop Gozer instead of busting small time ghosts because the reason ghosts keep popping up is because of Gozer.
 
I just read a headline that Letterman spoiled the ending during his interview with Hathaway. Is this true?
 
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When the bomb goes off he doesn't even have the cop as a shield and is still the only one standing lol
Ah, Sunhi you were better than this.

People cant see shit or that the cops were closer to the explosion than the joker. We need SalsaShark here to explain the physics.
 
Somehow that awful one-sheet works for a VHS box since most of those boxes are shit anyway.
The "Trilogy." in the third poster is hilarious.
 
I just read a headline that Letterman spoiled the ending during his interview with Hathaway. Is this true?


Just saw the video. He jokingly says he saw it and
Batmans dies at the end
. He is obviously joking, and then laughs and flatout says he's joking.

Again, I'm sure he hasn't even seen the movie yet.
 
Just saw the video. He jokingly says he saw it and
Batmans dies at the end
. He is obviously joking, and then laughs and flatout says he's joking.

Again, I'm sure he hasn't even seen the movie yet.

you freaking posted that without spoiler tags then edited it. WTF is wrong with you? If you spoiled the godamn movie...
 
A blast from the past from 2003!

Why does Warner Brothers love to give Batman the shaft on DVD.
First they simply stuck the movie franchise films on dvd with out any extras with the exception of cast information.

Now Warner Brothers fails to deliver a collector's edition dvd for its critically acclaimed Batman: The Animated Series. I don't mind the episodes they put onto the disc...what I do mind are the episodes not on the disc. The Two-Face episodes about his origin are not on the disc contrary to the advertisements and Amazon's editorial description.

Its time for Warner Brothers to wise up and realize that Batman is not for the three to six years old. They killed the Batman Franchise by sugar coating it to death with such lolly-pop releases as Batman and Robin and the newer WB Batman and Batman Beyond animated episodes. Its time to salvage what is left of the franchice and start by giving the fans a DVD collection that is both weighty with content and episodes that is placed in a neatly designed box set. Kids are not going to buy cartoons that are over 10 years old. Batman is old school. Market the Pokemon videos to the infants but let Batman have a better fate.

Thankfully WB is better now ^_^.
 
Just saw the video. He jokingly says he saw it and
Batmans dies at the end
. He is obviously joking, and then laughs and flatout says he's joking.

Again, I'm sure he hasn't even seen the movie yet.

I think he has, since he was talking about it a bit earlier in the interview and talked about why he preferred it to the Amazing Spider-Man.
 
Ok, this is from a TV spot that WB released on television. Official media. This cannot be spoilers, can it? Anything WB releases is fair game, yes? I want to clear this up right now.
We're talking about Sculli here, the guy who's had the script to The Dark Knight Rises ever since he was a toddler and hasn't looked past the first page.
 
Ok, this is from a TV spot that WB released on television. Official media. This cannot be spoilers, can it? Anything WB releases is fair game, yes? I want to clear this up right now.

Some people have chosen to only watch the trailers with maybe a couple other things here and there. It's not a problem for me, but those who haven't watched the TV spots I think wanted posters (Or is it just Sculli? Lol) to link the gif rather than outright posting it.
 
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