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[Reiko]

^Flower Tucci?

 

[royalan]

In my experience, hair doesn't necessarily have to be a prominent factor in whether or not someone's ass is clean.

In most cases, general cleanliness works just fine to deter most less-than-savory things (specifically, odor. If you're afraid of shit-chunks or something then you might want to be more mindful of your personal hygiene in general).

Just shower regularly and use soap. Hell, should be doing that anyway.

 

[Reiko]

In my experience, hair doesn't necessarily have to be a prominent factor in whether or not someone's ass is clean.

In most cases, general cleanliness works just fine to deter most less-than-savory things (specifically, odor. If you're afraid of shit-chunks or something then you might want to be more mindful of your personal hygiene in general).

Just shower regularly and use soap. Hell, should be doing that anyway.

Man I need to stop being around some nasty women then.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

yes everyone that doesn't get fucked in the ass by their girlfriend has a boring sex life

I agree.

 

[Ultima_5]

I was going to make a thread about the movie Speed tonight, but I'm assuming everyone's going to be busy in here =/

Porn threads get so much traffic on GAF. Everyone's either really insecure or very aggressive. No gray area guys!

 

[ronito]

I was going to make a thread about the movie Speed tonight, but I'm assuming everyone's going to be busy in here =/

Porn threads get so much traffic on GAF. Everyone's either really insecure or very aggressive. No gray area guys!

Why not combine the two?

"Pop quiz hot shot. Do you take it in the ass or not?"

 

[Riggs]

Why not combine the two?

"Pop quiz hot shot. Do you take it in the ass or not?"

Fuck I knew that was from speed! Feel like I am doing it right man.

 

[Tesseract]

baby, you gonna eat that corn on the cob, or stick it up my ass?

 

[mysticwhip]

just closed like 10 tabs

 

[big_z]

if you've never had your prostate molested during sex you've never had a true orgasim. the difference can be immense. doing it too often messes up and reduces the sensation but it's a nice treat now and then.

 

[Reiko]

Diagrams. This thread is going places.

 

[subversus]

yikes @ this thread

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

That artist must have had some fun.

 

[bangai-o]

[IMGhttp://i.imgur.com/m5MIC.jpg[/IMG]

*barf*

 

[mysticwhip]

 

[squidyj]

if you've never had your prostate molested during sex you've never had a true orgasim. the difference can be immense. doing it too often messes up and reduces the sensation but it's a nice treat now and then.

I don't know why but the fact that the hand there just goes right through everything to finger the dude's ass is cracking me up.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Once I when I finished while watching some heterosexual porn, the male lifted the girl up to drink what would be dripping out of the female.

I loudly said "ABORT MISSION" and turned the video off.

That wasn't "gay", but it was a turn-off.

What. The. Fuck.
How did you not barf all over your screen?

 

[Mistouze]

Soooo if my gf puts a finger up my bum I'm gay? Heh, at least Gay-GAF won't judge I guess.

So guys, how do I get FABULOUS?

 

[Delio]

What a interesting thread. I dont think a woman doing anything to a man is gay. I do like some clean ass though. Shave it seriously.

 

[mickcenary]

Yeah, Ive seen a ton of female buttholes in my life and even girls with 70's bush usually have only a few wispy hairs back there. Ive never encountered a female butthole that could rival my own.

Sucks, I cant grow a lick of chest hair, have arm pit hair like a 12 year old boy, and my beard is a patchy mess....but my balls and ass, A FUCKING JUNGLE!

Know that feel, man. My nether regions are amazonian, yet I can't grow a beard to save myself. And to rub salt into the wounds, I'm Greek. I should be disgusting and hairy. What the hell is going on?

 

[Riggs]

What. The. Fuck.
How did you not barf all over your screen?

From reading that I actually did. All over my fresh 9mm bullets, fucking pissed off to be honest.

 

[Suairyu]

yes everyone that doesn't get fucked in the ass by their girlfriend has a boring sex life

I believe the criticism was more aimed at those who wouldn't even try it once to see if it's good.

 

[Tesseract]

From reading that I actually did. All over my fresh 9mm bullets, fucking pissed off to be honest.

is your special hollow-point bullet ok? i'm getting too old for this shit.

 

[LuCkymoON]

Hope this does not offend the gay community here on GAF. If it does please close.

For you straight dudes that watch porn do you see a level of homosexually encroaching it? I've sort of always felt women wearing stap-ons was basically training wheels for straight men to get into transsexual porn but I quickly got over that as it was confined to lesbian porn for the most part.

But now I'm seeing a lot of females eating a male porn stars ass which is a huge turn off. I just cannot strand to see it in straight porn and there is never any warning. I would imagine this disgusts many straight men too no?

I know what you mean, I was watching this one flick filmed in 2011 yesterday where the theme was black guy does white guy's wife and in the first scene the husband licked the black guys semen off of his wife's breast. I stopped play back and deleted the file after that scene. D:

 

[Riggs]

is your special hollow-point bullet ok? i'm getting too old for this shit.

No I am being serious I just got them today in the mail. 9mm 147 grain Federal HydraShok JHP now covered in fucking vomit. I blame devo for this entire thing some how it's her fault, she instigated it.

I know what you mean, I was watching this one flick filmed in 2011 yesterday where the theme was black guy does white guy's wife and in the first scene the husband licked the black guys semen off of his wife's breast. I stopped play back and deleted the file after that scene. D:

And round two just managed to cover all of them + my arby's sandwich. Nice gaf, going to clean up brb for more fun soon.

 

[Tesseract]

No I am being serious I just got them today in the mail. 9mm 147 grain Federal HydraShok JHP now covered in fucking vomit. I blame devo for this entire thing some how it's her fault, she instigated it.

well that blows chunks. sorry.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

I know what you mean, I was watching this one flick filmed in 2011 yesterday where the theme was black guy does white guy's wife and in the first scene the husband licked the black guys semen off of his wife's breast. I stopped play back and deleted the file after that scene. D:

Get a load off this guy.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I know what you mean, I was watching this one flick filmed in 2011 yesterday where the theme was black guy does white guy's wife and in the first scene the husband licked the black guys semen off of his wife's breast. I stopped play back and deleted the file after that scene. D:

Dude.
Wow.
Is this worse than the diagram?

 

[Vermillion]

Get a load off this guy.

Nice.

 

[mickcenary]

Get a load off this guy.

Even in keeping abreast of the developments of this thread, I'm still a bit taken ablack by that anecdote.

 

[Reiko]

Dude.
Wow.
Is this worse than the diagram?

Gianna Michaels forced a dude to do that in one of her movies.

 

[SapientWolf]

Diagrams. This thread is going places.

The penis kind of looks like a slightly amused sock puppet snake.

The OP was factually wrong when he suggested that anal play is gay, but it's okay if it's not in his comfort zone. But I wonder, if you had a smoking hot gf that could only get off by plowing your rear would you deny her satisfaction and risk a breakup or bend over and think of England? Would denying your gf strapon buttsex affirm your heterosexuality or only cast doubts on your own sexual security?

These are the type of ponderables that must keep GAFfers awake at night.

 

[DarknessTear]

I'm a straight guy, I've tried to mess around with boys when I was a teenager and I just can't find an attraction to them. I'm attracted to the female form and everything that comes with it, so many things that would take forever to list. Now, I've always been an open-minded person when it comes to sex and I'm generally willing to try anything once as long as my partner wanted to.

I was dating this girl for over a year, I took her out for Valentines Day and basically gave her the best date she ever had. When we got back home, she told me to sit down on the bed and said "I'm going to give you the best orgasm you've ever had." Of course, I was interested in that, and then she began to suck on her middle finger. As she lowered her hand, I began to freak out. "No! Nonono!" and she shushed me and went on with it anyway. Honestly... the feeling was amazing. When I came it nearly hit the ceiling. I never really knew what to make of it before it happened, but once I was opened up to the idea, I learned that I'm still straight, still attracted to women only, I just also enjoy a prostate massage every now and then.

 

[neorej]

Gianna Michaels forced a dude to do that in one of her movies.

Gianna Michaels can force a guy to do a lot of things. Srsly, she can get scary and you don't want a pissed off broad with your dick in her mouth.

 

[Esch]

\
Everything can give sexual pleasure.

this isnt universal.

 

[brianjones]

The penis kind of looks like a slightly amused sock puppet snake.

The OP was factually wrong when he suggested that anal play is gay, but it's okay if it's not in his comfort zone. But I wonder, if you had a smoking hot gf that could only get off by plowing your rear would you deny her satisfaction and risk a breakup or bend over and think of England? Would denying your gf strapon buttsex affirm your heterosexuality or only cast doubts on your own sexual security?

These are the type of ponderables that must keep GAFfers awake at night.

would prob let aiden ashley strap up for king and country

 

[mysticwhip]

I know what you mean, I was watching this one flick filmed in 2011 yesterday where the theme was black guy does white guy's wife and in the first scene the husband licked the black guys semen off of his wife's breast. I stopped play back and deleted the file after that scene. D:

 

[Tesseract]

what's the vagina equivalent to penis in a hot dog bun?

 

[cutmeamango]

what's the vagina equivalent to penis in a hot dog bun?

Some salad dress in that taco?

EDIT: Where is that gif from and what is it about?! Is he seizing, being eletrocuted or just enjoying the scrub?

 

[mickcenary]

It's funny that the anal play advocates (APA) very much have a, "just give it a go!" attitude, which is totally fair enough, but even if I wanted to, it just isn't feasible for me. My girlfriend would not have a bar of it; not a dildo of it; not even a finger of it.

 

[Dereck]

Dafuq?

 

[PhoenixDark]

I know what you mean, I was watching this one flick filmed in 2011 yesterday where the theme was black guy does white guy's wife and in the first scene the husband licked the black guys semen off of his wife's breast. I stopped play back and deleted the file after that scene. D:

Hence my cuckold complaint. I watch a bunch of different porn but that's just going too far

 

[DarknessTear]

It's funny that the anal play advocates (APA) very much have a, "just give it a go!" attitude, which is totally fair enough, but even if I wanted to, it just isn't feasible for me. My girlfriend would not have a bar of it; not a dildo of it; not even a finger of it.

It's understandable. I rarely drop that bomb on girls that I date. I try to gauge if it grosses them out or not first before I even consider mentioning it. I haven't dated a girl like that in a while.

And yeah, I'd never watch a cuckold video after running into one once. Those are just... wrong to me.

 

[Fudgepuppy]

What. The. Fuck.
How did you not barf all over your screen?

I only saw him preparing to do it, I never actually saw it.

 

[Devolution]

The penis kind of looks like a slightly amused sock puppet snake.

The OP was factually wrong when he suggested that anal play is gay, but it's okay if it's not in his comfort zone. But I wonder, if you had a smoking hot gf that could only get off by plowing your rear would you deny her satisfaction and risk a breakup or bend over and think of England? Would denying your gf strapon buttsex affirm your heterosexuality or only cast doubts on your own sexual security?

These are the type of ponderables that must keep GAFfers awake at night.

Personally I think the more trusting and open people are to trying new things (and ass play is barely a "kink"), the better off their sex life will be.

 

[IrishNinja]

Gianna Michaels can force a guy to do a lot of things. Srsly, she can get scary and you don't want a pissed off broad with your dick in her mouth.

how can you lick semen off her while she's...you know what, i'm cool man

 

[Esch]

(and ass play is barely a "kink")

 

[Suairyu]

But I wonder, if you had a smoking hot gf that could only get off by plowing your rear would you deny her satisfaction and risk a breakup or bend over and think of England?

If I didn't enjoy it, yes, I'd deny her that satisfaction. Both parties need to be happy with a sex act. And one party shouldn't be able to enjoy it while knowing the other does not.

edit - guys, assplay between a man and a woman isn't a kink. Or do you think a woman doing anal is? In which case, carry on.

 

[IrishNinja]

ass play is barely a "kink"

peeing on octupuses together with your partner is barely a kink

 

[Tesseract]

peeing on octupuses together with your partner is barely a kink

two in the pink, one in the ink.