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[neorej]

Why would you watch 80s porn? You gotta stick to modern stuff! The newer the better.

Back in the 80s, eating a woman out was an endeavour, exploring rough a rugged terrain.
Nowadays, it's as hard as climbing an escalator.

 

[mrklaw]

do you have to be done up the bum to qualify as gay? I thought there were gay guys that don't like being on the receiving end, but they're still gay.

So you can be done up the bum and not be gay
and you can not be done up the bum and be gay

 

[Reiko]

Nothing beats a good vintage bush.

Only the manliest of men would venture into those jungles.

 

[Chinner]

i need an adult i need an adult

 

[Hypereides]

All porn is disgusting.

Speak for yourself buddy. There's nothing greater than watching it with a sexual partner.

OT, anal strap-on play has never been for me. But women who eat out a guy's backdoor can be quite sexy in a kinky way. Preferable is fingerplay between the rectum and ballsack.

In general I just dislike boring, old-fashioned sex.

I throw my partner around and try all sorts of things.

 

[commedieu]

Nothing beats a good vintage bush.

Eu contraire, I'd say that due to the downright derogatory nature of a woman eating a mans ass, it's all the more chauvinistic and more in-tune with the misogynistic nature of porn itself.

Thats why you do the polite thing and return the favor. Christ, is it baby hour on gaf today?!

 

[starchild excalibur]

Hope this does not offend the gay community here on GAF. If it does please close.

For you straight dudes that watch porn do you see a level of homosexually encroaching it? I've sort of always felt women wearing stap-ons was basically training wheels for straight men to get into transsexual porn but I quickly got over that as it was confined to lesbian porn for the most part.

But now I'm seeing a lot of females eating a male porn stars ass which is a huge turn off. I just cannot strand to see it in straight porn and there is never any warning. I would imagine this disgusts many straight men too no?

I've always been a fan of strap-on porn because it basically allows lesbian porn to be more than two naked girls doing physical contortions around each other without penetration. As far as ass play, it's something I've never understood but something that I've seen in straight porn for a while and by no means seems to be a growing trend (but I'm no porn expert).

As far as femdom/female strap-on on male porn, it's a genre I've never been able to get into and thus don't watch. I don't know if it'd generally be considered straight porn or something else, but it's something I tend to avoid as well.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Just skip the assplay if it's so terrible, jeez.

 

[blame space]

skipping the assplay is unconstitutional

 

[JB1981]

Don't really mind arse-licking, but I do dislike it when the dude is all "ughhh yeh baby ughhh ughhhhh oh my god ughhhh hey you at home enjoying yourself? Ughhhhh baby ughhhhhh". I'm like porn guy pls.

Haha yes this

 

[Binabik15]

Why are you all assuming that OP is against experiencing it himself, just because he doesn't want to see *ZOMG huge close up of a guys asshole being tongued* in his porn?

 

[Salsa]

Why are you all assuming that OP is against experiencing it himself, just because he doesn't want to see *ZOMG huge close up of a guys asshole being tongued* in his porn?

third post:

Don't knock it till you try it yourself.

Straight dudes can be such prudes about assplay.

Never.

 

[Mistouze]

Also, if your girl tries to get you to lean down for a kiss on the lips after she gave you an amazing orgasm and there's semen in her mouth or around it, you go for it.

Nah, after the orgasm go right away to her mouth and french kiss the shit out of her. I don't mind, girls enjoy it and I've gotten the "other guys don't do it, you're pretty cool" line everytime.

I wonder if many girls don't swallow because of this. Same with rubbing/touching/clawing at a guy's butt.

 

[Major_Lazer]

third post:

Pfft u expect him to read that far into the thread!!

 

[Opus Angelorum]

I can recommend analingus, both giving and receiving.

 

[Escape Goat]

timedog takes it up the ass confirmed

loool

 

[EdibleExplosives]

This thread taught me that my asshole is directly connected to my sexuality. It's good to know.

 

[Sadsic]

i like it in porn when one person seems like they arent in porn

 

[Hypereides]

Either some GAFfers are quite conservative, white, innocent, unimaginative and purest folks I've ever met, or they lack balls to admit they have passionate, dirty, fantasies and fetishes.

Then again Passionate and dirty is up to one's own definition.

This thread fucking blows my mind.

 

[Forceatowulf]

I don't feel this way at all, OP. Straight porn is just as straight as it was when I was jerkin it 11 years ago.

Although I do agree with your disdain for girl on male ass play. Not in favor of that shit(pun not intended) personally.

Don't knock it till you try it yourself.

Straight dudes can be such prudes about assplay.

I'm not wild about having shit on my dick or my tongue, thank you. Although, while I'm in the middle of a chow down I will give the occasional ass licking if I sense the girl takes very good care of herself.

 

[SmokyDave]

I'm not wild about having shit on my dick or my tongue, thank you. Although, while I'm in the middle of a chow down I will give the occasional ass licking if I sense the girl takes very good care of herself.

Your mouth is dirtier than her ass. Crazy but true.

(Assuming you have an average mouth and she has an average ass)

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Your mouth is dirtier than her ass. Crazy but true.

(Assuming you have an average mouth and she has an average ass)

And if anal is on the table, she's probably made sure her ass is cleaner.

 

[Escape Goat]

You really like this gif dont you?

 

[Chinner]

so have we reached point where if you're a straight man you're actual infact gay if you don't have anal sex?

 

[subversus]

so have we reached point where if you're a straight man you're actual infact gay if you don't have anal sex?

you are not straight until you take it up your ass daily.

 

[Neoriceisgood]

i like it in porn when one person seems like they arent in porn

This sounds like it could be deliciously illegal.

Please elaborate.

 

[Forceatowulf]

Your mouth is dirtier than her ass. Crazy but true.

(Assuming you have an average mouth and she has an average ass)

Shit doesn't literally fall out of our mouths though. So there's that. If shit came out of the mouth instead of the ass, I'd be an ass lickin' motherfucker. All day, every day.

And I want to see the scientific data on such a claim. I remember people claiming the same about toilet water being cleaner than most and dogs having a cleaner mouth than humans. Both of which I have seen disputed before...

 

[subversus]

And I want to see the scientific data on such a claim.

do you mean what is dirtier - ass or mouth?

 

[Neoriceisgood]

do you mean what is dirtier - ass or mouth?

What definition of dirty are we using? More bacteria?

 

[Forceatowulf]

do you mean what is dirtier - ass or mouth?

Yeah.

Truth can be stranger than fiction, I'm very much aware of that. But I can't just accept something like that without some form of evidence.

 

[subversus]

What definition of dirty are we using? More bacteria?

more shit obviosly!

Spoiler

I guess he meant bacterias

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

Shit doesn't literally fall out of our mouths though. So there's that. If shit came out of the mouth instead of the ass, I'd be an ass lickin' motherfucker. All day, every day.

And I want to see the scientific data on such a claim. I remember people claiming the same about toilet water being cleaner than most and dogs having a cleaner mouth than humans. Both of which I have seen disputed before...

But then no one would want your mouth near their butt.

 

[Inanna]

So, if a girl wore a strap on and started fucking you in the ass...that is not gay?

That's called pegging. And its not gay!

I'd never do it because I'm not an ass person myself and my guy isn't really an ass man either so we're good.

 

[bud]

so have we reached point where if you're a straight man you're actual infact gay if you don't have anal sex?

 

[Forceatowulf]

But then no one would want your mouth near their butt.

Well, people already seem to like peoples butts near their mouths, so I don't see why this would be a major turn off.

Making out would plummet of course. But I think ass-play would skyrocket.

 

[Timedog]

Isn't it far more a factor of what type of bacteria instead of how many? Does human poop have considerable amounts of E. Coli and other bacterias that will cause great harm in amounts that would be found on a freshly washed butthole? I actually have no idea. I don't recall hearing about tons of cases of people getting sick from doing sex stuff with butts. I want to see cold hard data on the incidence of sickness or disease in men and women caused from sexplay directly involving butts when the proper hygiene is used.

Cold. Hard. Data.

 

[KlotePino]

this thread is going places...beautiful places...

 

[Globox_82]

Hope this does not offend the gay community here on GAF. If it does please close.

For you straight dudes that watch porn do you see a level of homosexually encroaching it? I've sort of always felt women wearing stap-ons was basically training wheels for straight men to get into transsexual porn but I quickly got over that as it was confined to lesbian porn for the most part.

But now I'm seeing a lot of females eating a male porn stars ass which is a huge turn off. I just cannot strand to see it in straight porn and there is never any warning. I would imagine this disgusts many straight men too no?

Absolutely disgusting I agree. I love eating pretty woman, but she doing the same on a man....ughhh

 

[The Incarnation]

Into a long dark tunnel morelike.

 

[Dark Stalkers]

are you supposed to kiss a girl in the mouth after she eats your ass out

 

[twobear]

It's all part of our nefarious plan.

 

[PK Gaming]

Either some GAFfers are quite conservative, white, innocent, unimaginative and purest folks I've ever met, or they lack balls to admit they have passionate, dirty, fantasies and fetishes.

Then again Passionate and dirty is up to one's own definition.

This thread fucking blows my mind.

Definitely the latter.

 

[maomaoIYP]

are you supposed to kiss a girl in the mouth after she eats your ass out

I would think so, she just ate your ass out, the least you could do would be to share the taste of your own ass.

 

[Famassu]

You guys can't be serious?? haha, oh man

Do you not understand the definition of gay? It's about being attracted to the same sex. Anal play isn't gay, it's just a fetish/preference thing. Being gay doesn't automatically mean you like to fuck or get fucked in the ass or ass-play in general. And being straight doesn't mean you don't enjoy anal play. If you enjoy anal, yet still don't feel attracted to the same sex, you're not gay and aren't doing anything gay. Did you really need this spelled out?

 

[Souless_PJ]

I would think so, she just ate your ass out, the least you could do would be to share the taste of your own ass.

Actually the least you could do would be handing her a bottle of mouthwash.

 

[Dark Stalkers]

I would think so, she just ate your ass out, the least you could do would be to share the taste of your own ass.

That's what I thought, but I've never heard of anyone surviving after eating their own poop.

 

[twobear]

Seriously though, what kind of thread title is this. If a girl is eating out a guy it's still straight porn.

 

[krypt0nian]

I am having difficulty understanding how having a woman lick my asshole is gay.

But this is an excellent excuse to post a link to the very best song ever written on this topic, by the amazing King Missile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiPyMciRWQQ

Holy fuck! King Missile callout! <3

 

[big_z]

Your mouth is dirtier than her ass. Crazy but true.

(Assuming you have an average mouth and she has an average ass)

there's less bacteria for sure, hell even a dogs mouth is cleaner than a human mouth but in terms of toxicity levels the bacteria in the ass can make you sick. you also have to worry about parasites. licking up some worm eggs never leads to fun.

 

[Kentpaul]

I only watch no toy lesbian porn.