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[James Woods]

Why would you be having a 10-hour fuckfest with a guy, if you weren't attracted to men?

F'ing some dudes A isn't gay unless I am attracted to him. A hole is a hole, bro. Don't judge me.

 

[freenudemacusers]

F'ing some dudes A isn't gay unless I am attracted to him. A hole is a hole, bro. Don't judge me.

But this was not about fucking dudes?

 

[Reiko]

This thread... This thread man.

 

[Melchiah]

F'ing some dudes A isn't gay unless I am attracted to him. A hole is a hole, bro. Don't judge me.

I read that in Cosmo's voice.

 

[nVidiot_Whore]

F'ing some dudes A isn't gay unless I am attracted to him. A hole is a hole, bro. Don't judge me.

As hard as you might try all of the sarcasm in the world won't change the definition of the word.

You would be a non-homosexual who appears to enjoy homosexual acts (for non-homosexual reasons.)

It's not really even uncommon, especially for females.

For men? REALLY uncommon. Probably wouldn't be if men weren't so insecure about being labeled gay.

 

[James Woods]

I read that in Cosmo's voice.

LOL

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

This thread reminds of this scene from Teen Wolf for some reason:

 

[Red Arremer]

Its cool because were all gay when the lights are off.

This made me chuckle for some reason. :3

 

[User 73706]

Spoiler

i swear to god if this gets me banned or something

 

[Reiko]

Wow...

 

[Devolution]

what is that I don't even...O_O

 

[Half and half]

It's only gay if the balls touch.

ahaha!

 

[James Woods]

**bails out**

 

[freenudemacusers]

Spoiler

i swear to god if this gets me banned or something

So hot I stuck my finger up by butt.

 

[Bolshevik]

Spoiler

i swear to god if this gets me banned or something

That guy has a big face or that's a small bra. Do they make them in mini sizes?

 

[Az987]

That guy has a big face or that's a small bra. Do they make them in mini sizes?

Hes got big head mode enabled.

 

[blame space]

timedog has the head of a god

 

[Delio]

This thread reminds of this scene from Teen Wolf for some reason:

TeenWolf is amazing.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

You would be a non-homosexual who appears to enjoy homosexual acts (for non-homosexual reasons.)

I think my brain just sharted.

 

[Sai-kun]

Ass play?

edit: this thread is amazing

 

[Newline]

Ass play?

From her?

In that case:

 

[triplestation]

A chick goes anywhere near my shithole I'm kneeing her nose in.

 

[Cake Boss]

A chick goes anywhere near my shithole I'm kneeing her nose in.

WTF i would accept a rim job to get my assholed cleaned up a bitn

 

[Replicant]

This thread reminds of this scene from Teen Wolf for some reason:

Scott is so slow. I love him.

A chick goes anywhere near my shithole I'm kneeing her nose in.

Charming. I suppose a simple "I'm not into anal play" is not in your vocabulary that you just have to resort to violence right away.

 

[freenudemacusers]

A chick goes anywhere near my shithole I'm kneeing her nose in.

What if it's a dude?

 

[Red Arremer]

A chick goes anywhere near my shithole I'm kneeing her nose in.

Oh boy, do I hope you'll get incontinent.

 

[kai3345]

so thats why poop is shaped like that

 

[brianjones]

 

[RockAction]

A chick goes anywhere near my shithole I'm kneeing her nose in.

It's called a Belgian Dip

 

[Steelrain]

Is anyone here on the down low?

I'd say 75% of this thread is lol.

 

[RyougaSaotome]

So, if a girl wore a strap on and started fucking you in the ass...that is not gay?

Nah. I'm not interested in that kind of play, but I don't think it's gay.

Not for me, but people have different tastes. Whatever.

 

[Daydream Sequence]

Charming. I suppose a simple "I'm not into anal play" is not in your vocabulary that you just have to resort to violence right away.

"Hyperbole" not in yours?

 

[Tesseract]

no porn sexy time stuff thread is complete without this guy:

thanks.

 

[Dead Man]

Don't knock it till you try it yourself.

Straight dudes can be such prudes about assplay.

One and done. Well, except for the pages after, but it could have been over here.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

DAT HEPATITIS

 

[Alligatorjandro]

So who hear has actually done "ass play"?

 

[Daydream Sequence]

The first time I saw shit on my penis was the last time I messed around 'round back. That was just a game over situation for me. I've never had a woman request it since, otherwise I'd probably oblige if it was important to her.

 

[gutter_trash]

http://youtu.be/12h0J4J_q-4?t=2m11s

Dave Chappelle's one penis per fantasy rule... it applies to all normal straight men

 

[Az987]

A chick goes anywhere near my shithole I'm kneeing her nose in.

lol you're kneeing her nose in?

A chick goes anywhere near my shithole and I'm shanking the bitch! Prison tendencies die hard.

 

[Sai-kun]

From her?

In that case:

I like the cut of your jib.

So who hear has actually done "ass play"?

Have you not?

 

[oneils]

I love this perception that any man that enjoys assplay is automatically deemed a homosexual. It does a tremendous job of weeding out the prejudiced backwards folk that prowl GAF.

Oh wow, we are already at 10 pages? How come I did not see this thread until now? Oh well it is probably dying down now, but might as well throw my two cents in.

I am straight and I would not enjoy having a woman eat out my ass. It is not because I think it is "homosexual." I myself have eaten my girlfriends' asses.

Main reason is because I shit like 4 times a day. Seriously. I am also like Louis C.K. I am always within a 48 hour window of diarrhea. Just makes me uncomfortable.

 

[Loofy]

I stumbled on this when looking for Vanessa Leon videos.. even vanessa leon couldnt make it appealing.

Spoiler

Assmunchers

 

[Devolution]

Oh wow, we are already at 10 pages? How come I did not see this thread until now? Oh well it is probably dying down now, but might as well throw my two cents in.

I am straight and I would not enjoy having a woman eat out my ass. It is not because I think it is "homosexual."

Main reason is because I shit like 4 times a day. Seriously. I am also like Louis C.K. I am always within a 48 hour window of diarrhea. Just makes me uncomfortable.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I like the cut of your jib.



Have you not?

No.

 

[Az987]

Oh wow, we are already at 10 pages? How come I did not see this thread until now? Oh well it is probably dying down now, but might as well throw my two cents in.

I am straight and I would not enjoy having a woman eat out my ass. It is not because I think it is "homosexual." I myself have eaten my girlfriends' asses.

Main reason is because I shit like 4 times a day. Seriously. I am also like Louis C.K. I am always within a 48 hour window of diarrhea. Just makes me uncomfortable.

Soooo why does that bother you? Your not the one tasting shit.

 

[Costcosaurus]

I'm straight and the fact of a woman eating out a guy's ass turns me on actually.

 

[oneils]

Yeah, I go through about one of these a week.

Soooo why does that bother you? Your not the one tasting shit.

Lol. No but I have tasted shit. It wasn't fun and I am not sure I would wish it on my gf (besides none of them have ever tried eating, only fingering - which I was ok with).

 

[Replicant]

"Hyperbole" not in yours?

Comprehension is not in yours? Try kneeing a woman in the nose next time and see where it lands you. Even if the poster was joking around, physical abuse is a fucking tasteless joke.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Maybe the knee thing is an orgasmic reflex

 

[cutmeamango]

Maybe the knee thing is an orgasmic reflex

In that case the joke will have a distinct taste in someone's tongue.