The Dark Knight Rises |OT| The Legend Ends (Warning: Unmarked Spoilers Within)

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Riddle me this, BatGAF.

"This place is dangerous... i like it"

Who said that?
 
I forgot about 2 of the 3 he posted

but there's one I can't shake off and it's the most spoilerish one :(

if only I was reading a book, sleeping, jerking off... ANYTHING. FUCK!
 
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what a douche, lol
 
Why does Boston Herald have such bitter reviewers? They also gave Breaking Bad's Season 5 a B- .
 
I don't understand how some critics hold it against nolanbat that the movies are not full of bright colors, stupid humor and optimism
 
While you guys were getting spoiled, I was watching season 3 of TBAS and ordering this off of Amazon:
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So I was all high and mighty, and decided to go over to rottentomatoes to check out the latest review summaries. Got to Ebert's, and went one word at a time with one eye closed. No Spoilers, awesomeness. I see a negative review from Village Voice, and immediately look down to see what this person's problem is. My eyes started to do damage control halfway through, with my finger quickly pressing the home button on my Iphone. I didn't see much, but I read one key word... that I think just spoiled myself. :/

Fucking spoilers in the summaries RottenTomatoes? Not cool.
 
Looks like I dodged a bullet while I was asleep. I'm unsure if I want to keep reading the thread just for another incident to go down like that. If this person is also posting spoilers in non batman threads, then this will be two days without GAF I will have to deal with.
 
I'm telling you like I said pages ago gaf should have an option that allows you to choose who you want to see posts of, to avoid spoilers and shithead posters.

I have a feeling I'm going to be on Bane's side in this film and be sad if/when he's defeated. Still 2 days left for me =( Friday night. Tomorrow night I'll stop coming here until I see it, then come back and write a large essay on it for no one to read. Can't wait. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DARK KNIGHT RISESSSSSS
 
I don't understand how some critics hold it against nolanbat that the movies are not full of bright colors, stupid humor and optimism

There is small group of people that grew up with the old Batman show that still think Batman should be goofy and funny.
 
OH SHIT I NEED TO ORDER MY FUCKING TICKETS

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN

edit: nevermind there are 31 SHOWINGS at my theater on Friday, none of which are sold out. Only 2/3 midnight screenings are.
 
Nolan's films theatrically tend to have the music cranked way up in the mix.

And I love that.

Yeah the music blasted my ears out, they're ringing now as I'm here in my silent room. If anything I was surprised that the dialogue actually sat on top of that and was still coherent. Some crazy mixing magic going on there.
 
Got a good 4 hours sleep, gonna start heading the cinema in a few minutes.

Going in practically spoiler free, can't fucking wait.

Australia?

You should've learned that years ago. I'm never right on time for ANY big movie release. I sat in the front for Ghost Protocol and it was one of the worst experiences in recent memory. Wasn't even my fault.

Exact same thing here. Man I was pissed. Stupid friends wanted to stroll in last minute. I never get why people are willing to pay good money to go see movies (esp the ticket prices in NYC) but then wait the absolute last minute to stroll in for a horrible experience in the first 1-3 rows.
 
To those who have seen the movie how TDKR virgin am I?

I have seen the prologue, the first 2 trailers + teaser from last summer, some tv spots, and potentially had one point spoiled when the original douche posted something last Fri.

Am I pretty good?
 
To those who have seen the movie how TDKR virgin am I?

I have seen the prologue, the first 2 trailers + teaser from last summer, some tv spots, and potentially had one point spoiled when the original douche posted something last Fri.

Am I pretty good?

bat nipples
 
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