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[thenight11]

http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/23/mariah-carey-18-million-american-idol-judge/

 

[Dead Prince]

Nick Canon should also take the place of randy.

 

[Kyon]

http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/23/mariah-carey-18-million-american-idol-judge/

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

EDIT: Doesn't seem confirmed tho.....

 

[Dead Prince]

someone should audition and butcher up her song so bad she relapses. like tuts my barreh.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Nick Canon should also take the place of randy.

would be a cool mother-son duo

 

[Daydream Sequence]

Cool, they just confirmed I'll be watching something else.

 

[Mariah Carey]

Can whoever's talking about "The Voice" just STFU already and keep the discussion on the topic at hand? Nobody cares. Thanks.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Can whoever's talking about "The Voice" just STFU already and keep the discussion on the topic at hand? Nobody cares. Thanks.

Darts thrown

 

[Trigger]

Can whoever's talking about "The Voice" just STFU already and keep the discussion on the topic at hand? Nobody cares. Thanks.

Ice cold.

 

[Koodo]

Can whoever's talking about "The Voice" just STFU already and keep the discussion on the topic at hand? Nobody cares. Thanks.

BURY THEM.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Can whoever's talking about "The Voice" just STFU already and keep the discussion on the topic at hand? Nobody cares. Thanks.

I didn't catch your username the first time I read this.

The second time I did, and I laughed.

 

[Leona Lewis]

If Mariah doesn't let her judging style be molded by the idiotic producer's whims, then she will alone make the show at least watchable.

THE QUEEN

 

[Slayer-33]

Ice cold.

Damn how old is this gif?


Shes looking (good) and not fat

 

[tj hazuki]

Mariah Carey just became the HIGHEST PAID JUDGE in reality television … because her one-year deal with “American Idol” is worth close to $18 MILLION … this according to sources connected to “Idol.”

http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/23/mariah-carey-18-million-american-idol-judge/

 

[Boss Man]

This will only matter to me if she's totally condescending and actually calls people out when they don't do well.

 

[DMeisterJ]

http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/23/mariah-carey-18-million-american-idol-judge/

Who else?

 

[vaelic]

whats with these photos of her today?

 

[Koodo]

This will only matter to me if she's totally condescending and actually calls people out when they don't do well.

The GIFs alone will make this endeavour a worthy investment.

 

[KittenMaster]

Messiah is the Queen of Shade. Graduate of the Hogwarts School of BitchCraft and Wigatry

Let's not kid ourselves, this post is awesome.

EDIT: Actually wait, does "wigatry" mean what I think it does? Maybe I spoke too soon. >_>

 

[botty]

whats with these photos of her today?

Please let there be video footage of this somewhere.

 

[mysticwhip]

id fuck the shit outta mariah.

yooooooooooooooooooooooo, id ask her to gimme a titty fuck while im at it too.

then leave her


pua-gaf represent

 

[jett]

pop-gaf brings the lulz

i'll watch american idol yet again for the eye candy

 

[Danny 117]

The contract is 12mill right now. The 17 mill was based off what Nick said they'd have to pay for. There is no receipt for that. You tried.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

WTF? MESSIAH is a LEGEND. The other SEWER RATS in the industry right now can't COMPARE and COMPETE with Her. Her career is BLESSED and FREE OF FLAWS. So free your HAS BEEN WASHED up FLOP faves eat the SCRAPS left from her REIGN over the Music Industry. Have 4,000 seats LESSOR BABOON. Queens don't need to answer to PILGRIMS like you because they are simply HIGHER BEINGS. Your wig will be SNATCHED many times over before you could even dare to DISRESPECT Her Majesty. REPENT or face the WRATH of the LAMBS. A DEMON should be EXORCISED for that. TAINTING the HOLY SACRILEGE. SMH

Psychologists must study how your brain works.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Do I see some GAF hate in this thread!?

Sorry, but to the unfortunate souls in this thread shitting on Mariah: you are objectively wrong.

This amazing video will change your mind really fast.

Respect.

 

[mysticwhip]

WTF? MESSIAH is a LEGEND. The other SEWER RATS in the industry right now can't COMPARE and COMPETE with Her. Her career is BLESSED and FREE OF FLAWS. So free your HAS BEEN WASHED up FLOP faves eat the SCRAPS left from her REIGN over the Music Industry. Have 4,000 seats LESSOR BABOON. Queens don't need to answer to PILGRIMS like you because they are simply HIGHER BEINGS. Your wig will be SNATCHED many times over before you could even dare to DISRESPECT Her Majesty. REPENT or face the WRATH of the LAMBS. A DEMON should be EXORCISED for that. TAINTING the HOLY SACRILEGE. SMH

 

[Mumei]

would be a cool mother-son duo

Damn how old is this gif?

Shes looking (good) and not fat

Heartbreaker remix video. 1999.

Though she was still in that shape as recently as 2008, before she began gaining weight to become pregnant.

Actually wait, does "wigatry" mean what I think it does? Maybe I spoke too soon. >_>

It refers to the art of snatching wigs. Nothing untoward.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Psychologists must study how your brain works.

all they have to do is watch this video

http://youtu.be/oo4Sqt2Bmag

 

[Cheska]

Me and Mariah, go back like babies and pacifiers!

Screw American Idol, I think it's shit honestly but picking Mariah Carey as one of the judges was one of the smartest decisions they could have made.

 

[Wafflecakes]

Me and Mariah, go back like babies and pacifiers!

Screw American Idol, I think it's shit honestly but picking Mariah Carey as one of the judges was one of the smartest decisions they could have made.

Won't matter one way or the other if she is not a good judge. Idol has not had good experiences with celebrity judges......

 

[Cheska]

Won't matter one way or the other if she is not a good judge. Idol has not had good experiences with celebrity judges......

Maybe not, but I may actually watch this season now because I'm such a huge fan of hers.

 

[ShipTheCheese]

Will watch auditions, laugh my ass off, then skip all the rest. As always.

Do not care one bit about Mariah.

 

[royalan]

I feel bad for the first poor fuck who screws up "Hero" in front of her.

 

[Kyon]

I feel bad for the first poor fuck who screws up "Hero" in front of her.

The SHADE that will be RELEASED unto the BLASPHEMOUS lessor will be glorious.

 

[botty]

I feel bad for the first poor fuck who screws up "Hero" in front of her.

Who would be dumb brave enough?

 

[ShipTheCheese]

The SHADE that will be RELEASED unto the BLASPHEMOUS lessor will be glorious.

Is there a point to this random capslocking?

I don't get it.

 

[Wafflecakes]

Is there a point to this random capslocking?

I don't get it.

Its popgaf. Don't ask. Just nod your head and back away slowly.

 

[royalan]

Is there a point to this random capslocking?

I don't get it.

Looks like someone's trying to make it in the banner for OT3...

EDIT: And another one.

 

[xaosslug]

if she can keep it real and douse bitches left, right and centre w/ some scalding hot Jasmine blend, she can might resuscitate the dying brand. But, if she keeps it cute, putting on them 'Mairah' airs she's just gun waste her time.

 

[royalan]

if she can keep it real and douse bitches left, right and centre w/ some scalding hot Jasmine blend, she can might resuscitate the dying brand. But, if she keeps it cute, putting on them 'Mairah' airs she's just gun waste her time.

...you belong in the Pop thread with this BEAUTIFUL language.

 

[itwasTuesday]

Breakdown

I searched for 2 minutes cause I swore their was a remix of this video set in a movie theater.




It was for heartbreaker. Which does have a remix, with de brat. LOL de brat. haha

Spoiler

sorry if you are a fan of de brat

 

[DMeisterJ]

I feel bad for the first poor fuck who screws up "Hero" in front of her.

Thank goodness Rihanna is already a star.

Spoiler

I love shading my fave

 

[SecretMoblin]

Maybe, just maybe, I'll tune in for the Hollywood week episodes. I really doubt she'll indulge as much as her fans want her to.

 

[Mumei]

I feel bad for the first poor fuck who screws up "Hero" in front of her.

Now, now.

Butchering Hero can be your ticket to a very successful career as a single's artist.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Mumei with the stale stealth shade.

Predictable.

 

[Trigger]

if she can keep it real and douse bitches left, right and centre w/ some scalding hot Jasmine blend, she can might resuscitate the dying brand. But, if she keeps it cute, putting on them 'Mairah' airs she's just gun waste her time.

I agree with this post fully.

 

[hillsighed]

I hope she's half as amusing on AI as she is on HSN:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka_b9sB1GmA

Good lord.

 

[Mumei]

Mumei with the stale stealth shade.

Predictable.

... Stealth?

 

[jorgeton]

whats with these photos of her today?

Loving this. She is serving it!

 

[eastmen]

Wow , i remember this chick from the late 90s , she is still around ?