hmmm...i don't understand the 2nd part of this. when he drives off and the girl was edited into the back seat. can someone explain the joke to me?
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hmmm...i don't understand the 2nd part of this. when he drives off and the girl was edited into the back seat. can someone explain the joke to me?
Sgt.Pepper
Banned
Obvious ban-bait thread.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Sometimes I wonder about GAF members.
Look at her face.
nvm, i thought there was a hidden meaning. thanks though
Dark Stalkers
Member
One day it'll all make sense.
So true. Women are basically inscrutable cats, and men are dogs. Cats basically are seriously complex animals, they're mini-tigers, and that's basically the only reason people have them. Dogs on the other-hand are awesome, but have serious flaws: will hump anything, like rolling in shit, chase cats and are all Schrödinger's rapist.
He's different.
Do the Dew!
hey_it's_that_dog
benevolent sexism
I'd say that if you need to ask a message board about women's social behavior (if bending over to pick something up qualifies as "social behavior"), you should put a moratorium on trying to interpret anything they do as a "signal."
PAULINK
I microwave steaks.
Two girls grabbed my ass in high school. I was mortified.
Though later on I realized it was probably a joke. Maybe they were just getting straight to the point. I'll never know because I ran off.
Vampire Baseball
Member
To OP: If you do not rend their beef curtains with your dude-steak, you are not a man.
Sentry, it's pretty obvious that they're asking for you to engage in a special kind of smash bang fusion:
Seriously though, sometimes people bend over. Sometimes to tie their shoes. Sometimes to pick something up. It means nothing.
Holy shit where is this from?!
Wind's Howling
Member
Pahaha. She went flying off. See ya!
Wind's Howling
Member
You must have many friends.
Vermillion
Banned
Force of habit for many people. Back in HS, my teacher would remind ladies to bend at the knees.
Wind's Howling
Member
I can relate with the OP though.
Where I work we are with 6 of us per shift and every single time when I am on a break and have to go up these small stairs to get into the cafeteria, this female co-worker of mine always goes first and intentionally walks slowly so I get a good glimpse of her ass.
Women are dangerous creatures. They try to manipulate you to make you do things in their favor. Waving their ass infront of you is one of the tricks.
Where I work we are with 6 of us per shift and every single time when I am on a break and have to go up these small stairs to get into the cafeteria, this female co-worker of mine always goes first and intentionally walks slowly so I get a good glimpse of her ass.
Women are dangerous creatures. They try to manipulate you to make you do things in their favor. Waving their ass infront of you is one of the tricks.
oh dear.
Mammoth Jones
Member
Accident or not, if it's a nice ass I'm going to look.
iNvid02
Member
turns out she had back problems walking up the stairs
rivyn: DANGEROUS MANIPULATIVE CREAATTURRZ
If I was a superhero, I'd probably spend 40% of my time getting with evil villainesses.
Charoncaori
Member
What I don't like is the spider squat, where women would squat so their ass is barely above the ground. Women teachers did this all the time.
I say I don't like it, but what I'm really thinking
Oh give me a fucking break, we can't bend over from the waist, we can't squat down, what the fuck are we supposed to do, get you to pick shit up for us?
mario_O
Member
Maybe not get laid but to tease us, girls love to feel desired and they do these things on purpose many times..ego boost etc
Have we really reached a point where men need to ask if a women bending over is an invitation for sex?
Like, is it that hard out there? All those crazy signals the she devil succubi send just trippin you up?
Stay at home, of course.
What a silly question.
Like, is it that hard out there? All those crazy signals the she devil succubi send just trippin you up?
Stay at home, of course.
What a silly question.
Messofanego
Banned
Just because Dr Eggman got juniored, you don't need to pick up the slack for him.
Devolution
Member
No you're just a pervert. Sorry to break it to you and the OP.
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