Willkiller
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I really rate Cabaye. He was also my mancrush for a few days.
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Can Modric do this?But yes, he is a much better player.
That's a really mesmerizing gif.
I really rate Cabaye. He was also my mancrush for a few days.
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Can Modric do this?But yes, he is a much better player.
Modric scored an absolute smasher towards the tail end of last season from well outside the box in a non-FK situation. It was lovely.
I really rate Cabaye. He was also my mancrush for a few days.
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Can Modric do this?But yes, he is a much better player.
yeah, that's going to heal quite slowly. good luck with thatMy toenail finally fell off! I imagine jumping up and down all weekend helped it on it's way.
yeah, that's going to heal quite slowly. good luck with that
So moving swiftly on from toenails...is there anything to report in a muppet update (may i propose: mupdate) for this evening?
Sounds like Lloris to Spurs may finally happen. Poor Brad Friedel.
Not too shabbyDel Piero+Gattuso in next year Champion's League with Sion.
So moving swiftly on from toenails...is there anything to report in a muppet update (may i propose: mupdate) for this evening?
My toenail finally fell off! I imagine jumping up and down all weekend helped it on it's way.
Brad is great but he's 41. He also struggles under high balls but his other attributes compensate for that. If Lloris is available we simply have to buy him, world class keepers don't come along very often and if we get him we would be set for years. It's a shame for Brad but at his age he can't have thought he would get the nod unchallenged, a bit of genuine competition is good for all involved.
Ahh yeah for sure, I agree that Spurs have no choice but to make a go for him especially given Brad's age. It would be a great signing for almost any club in the PL. Feel bad for Brad just the same though -- still a decent first choice keeper so hopefully this doesn't mean the end of his career.
Ahh yeah for sure, I agree that Spurs have no choice but to make a go for him especially given Brad's age. It would be a great signing for almost any club in the PL. Feel bad for Brad just the same though -- still a decent first choice keeper so hopefully this doesn't mean the end of his career.
No Muniain for Atletico, has he been in poor form?
Martinez and Llorente not playing for Bilbao.
Sounds like Lloris to Spurs may finally happen. Poor Brad Friedel.
Didn't know about any of these, thanks guysJuve's Paratici is flying to Bilbao as we speak, hoping to close the Llorente deal in the next 24h. In case he fails, Borriello is ready.
HmmmLlorente said forza Juve on his official facebook.
Yeah my bad, surprised he was on the bench, hope he comes on later.He plays for Athletic, not Atlético. He's injured.
Falcao nice finish, Chelsea don't buy him.
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My toenail finally fell off! I imagine jumping up and down all weekend helped it on it's way.
Xherdan Shaqiri, as usual after a game, you call your parents straight away. What are you telling them about your first Bundesliga match?
XS: My mum only wants to hear that Im doing well. For her, the most important thing is that I come home healthy.
And from a sporting standpoint? Your first half wasnt good, the second better. Agreed?
XS: Yes, it was difficult in the beginning. Fürth defended very deep. But after the 1:0 it got better. We had more space that I could use.
Before the 2:0, youre playing a great pass to Arjen Robben. How do you see your interaction with him?
XS: You could see in the pre-season how well we harmonize. The pass for the 2:0 showed how well we get along with each other. Well see if I start again next week against Stuttgart as well.
For the most part, you played as 10. Then as left and right winger. Are you okay with that?
XS: I think its good when Arjen Robben and Thomas Müller and I change positions every now and then. We can all play central too. That way, were more unpredictable for the opponent.
In the end, you contributed to two goals.
When have you been told youll be starting for the sick Franck Ribéry?
XS: Thursday in training already.
Ribéry is your neighbor. Is he visiting often?
XS: At the moment, its better if he doesnt so he cant infect me (laughs). Otherwise we hang out quite often.
When you were giving interviews to the German journalists earlier, second keeper Tom Starke walked past you and pinched your stomach. Then Dante jokingly slapped you on the back of your head. Is it always that much fun at Bayern?
XS: We have a lot of fun with the team. Thats right.
For example?
XS: That stays within the team.
A little example you can tell us.
XS: Yes, for example during dinner. We put salt in some players water if they arent looking. Mario Mandzukic for example.
Is it correct that your hairdresser comes to Munich all the way from Switzerland?
XS: Yes, a friend of mine from Aargau. He usually travels along with my brother. I dont know anyone in Munich.
How long does the artwork take?
XS: Not long.
Is the pressure of having to win away games similar to Basel?
XS: All in all its similar. As is the game preparation. Its all a little bit more professional here though. You have a closer look at the opponent.
So you could name all eleven opposing players and their positions?
XS: (laughs) Well, not really every one of them.
One time, you even cleared via header in your own box. How is that possible with 1,69m?
XS: (laughs) I always try to work defensively too.
Coach Ottmar Hitzfeld compares you to Mehmet Scholl. Does that honor you?
XS: Its nice when he says that. Every person is happy about compliments. Scholl always shot great free-kicks. But Im a young player and I have to improve.
Have you seen anything of the city Munich so far?
XS: No, so far Ive concentrated on pre-season completely. I have to take some time now soon. I also havent been out yet. I have to integrate myself - that takes time. Everything else will come afterwards.
That nail looks like like it has a metallic finish. How'd you manage that?
Well, Shaqiri actually looks good, so Bayern needs another young player they can waste in the reserves. Looks likely.Why is ESPN Latin America saying Marco Fabián to Bayern?
Interview with Shaqiri, after his first Bundesliga match.
XS: Yes, for example during dinner. We put salt in some players’ water if they aren’t looking. Mario Mandzukic for example.
Hypothetically, how much would Falcao go for next summer? What's his release clause?
Hypothetically, how much would Falcao go for next summer? What's his release clause?
I dunno his release clause but he is worth the amount of money you have to pay for the best striker in the world! Atletico payed us 45 million euros and I thought it wasn't enough.
I dunno his release clause but he is worth the amount of money you have to pay for the best striker in the world! Atletico payed us 45 million euros and I thought it wasn't enough.
This is pretty cool.
http://graficos.lainformacion.com/d...arcelona-y-real-madrid_ut1DFetqTYM4HOXhnQjhL4
Shows all players Barcelona and RM have signed since 1998; and their prices as well.
No really, they only show the players they signed that are still in the club.
Went in for a 50-50 in 5-a-side and got stomped on. Didn't really hurt, it just turned black as fuck.
That's a really mesmerizing gif.