Gay and Bisexual thread |OT2|Bears and Twinks and Otters. Oh My!
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dragonlife
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What do you look like without the mohawk? It looks perfect on you, honestly.
I don't need to know where it is from... STAY AWAY FROM MY WAIFU!
thanks guys.
and it's only fair, i'm always telling everyone else to smile so...
That cut definitely fits you!
I hardly smile in pics. I don't like my smile, most of the time I just smirk.
dragonlife
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Produce a name, peasant.
girl, i bet when you hear a good joke you do more than smirk!
learn to smile on command, it's one of the most important skills you'll ever learn !
SpaceBridge
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Here one I took recently where I tried to smile:
edit: its huge Im trying to resize now
Better. Yes, its instagram.
edit: its huge Im trying to resize now
Better. Yes, its instagram.
Oops! I meant "You don't need..."
This is the second time I make pronouns mistakes when talking to you today!
Here one I took recently where I tried to smile:
Better.
I do, but pictures aren't being taken during those timesgirl, i bet when you hear a good joke you do more than smirk!
learn to smile on command, it's one of the most important skills you'll ever learn !
(and like I said, I don't like my smile).I tried my best here to "smile on command":
So today I decided that I was going to be honest and open up towards my sexuality. I'm not going to do a whole coming out thing but if a friend asks I'll be honest with them.
Cut to today where I'm at work with a childhood friend and the topic of me being single comes up. He tells me he'll hook me up with a "hot babe" and I explained to him I'm gay. He said he was fine with it (he clearly wasn't). He went on to ask me if I was going to rape him. What the fuck? Please don't tell me everyone I'll tell will be this crazy about it.
EDIT: Awww man, soco is so cute.
Cut to today where I'm at work with a childhood friend and the topic of me being single comes up. He tells me he'll hook me up with a "hot babe" and I explained to him I'm gay. He said he was fine with it (he clearly wasn't). He went on to ask me if I was going to rape him. What the fuck? Please don't tell me everyone I'll tell will be this crazy about it.
EDIT: Awww man, soco is so cute.
dragonlife
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A true gentleman.
dragonlife
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I was thanking Mr. F.
No
I do, but pictures aren't being taken during those times
I tried my best here to "smile on command":
totally cute! keep trying though. i'm sure there's more smile in you!
Mystic Theurge
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Here one I took recently where I tried to smile:
edit: its huge Im trying to resize now
Better. Yes, its instagram.
Très Magnifique
GasProblem
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It's my birthday! :3 23, so old. Nah, not really.
Last night was awwwesome. Was at a bar, at midnight they put on a happy birthday song, people congratulated me and got a couple of hugs and free beers, everyone got drunk and sang bad gay songs all night, smoked weed for the first time (I'm not becoming a stoner, shit was pretty disgusting lol), oh and food tastes soooo good at 5 am when you're drunk and hungry.
Taking it easy today, although I got Dark Souls as a present so I expect a lot of cursing, haha.
Also came to the conclusion that I totally suck at doing the Gangnam Style dance.
Last night was awwwesome. Was at a bar, at midnight they put on a happy birthday song, people congratulated me and got a couple of hugs and free beers, everyone got drunk and sang bad gay songs all night, smoked weed for the first time (I'm not becoming a stoner, shit was pretty disgusting lol), oh and food tastes soooo good at 5 am when you're drunk and hungry.
Taking it easy today, although I got Dark Souls as a present so I expect a lot of cursing, haha.
Also came to the conclusion that I totally suck at doing the Gangnam Style dance.
You good looking people need to stop it.
join them! post!
SpaceBridge
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Happy Birthday! I'm turning 23 on monday
Sounds like you had a great night, and yeah late night food while drunk is amazing!Necromanti
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Happy birthday, GasProb. I'm jealous of your non-sober shenanigans.
You'll forgive me in time. <3
Since everyone is posting pictures, I'm going to embarrass myself with a semi-sexual/awkward one I sent a stranger. First time I ever did such a thing, promise. Think it ended up scaring him away, though.
I'm jealous of your non-sober shenanigans. This coming from one of the classier GAF posters? High praise, indeed. My dull and yet very real semi-North American accent is anything but intimidating. Trust me.
You'll forgive me in time. <3
Since everyone is posting pictures, I'm going to embarrass myself with a semi-sexual/awkward one I sent a stranger. First time I ever did such a thing, promise. Think it ended up scaring him away, though.
That image reminds me of the one some other gaffer posted in this thread a while back. Similar sweat pants.
(._.)
Necromanti
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Do it.
Haha, I remember those pants. DR2K's ass took over a certain thread while wearing them, if I recall correctly.
Thankfully, my pants are very loose-fitting. :3
Here one I took recently where I tried to smile:
edit: its huge Im trying to resize now
Better. Yes, its instagram.
Looking good Mr.Bridge
FABULOUS! Needs more sparkles, though!I always thought you were Asian, I don't know why
YES, please!
Damn! I love these penguins!
Nope, just another white boy, living in an animu world. PenDrum is definitely one of my favorite shows in the past few years. So I wanted to do something for it and there is only one costume that screams at me. I only like the fabulous and/or kinky, regardless of gender.
And yes, those penguins. <3
Everybody in Gay-GAF is so absurdly good looking. And although I've never really used a person's avatar as a means of determining their appearance, I sort of expected soco to be a tiny blond man.
Already forgiven!
Are you left-handed?
I can't believe you'd use the same gif twice in such a short amount of posts.
Haha, that's not true, but I appreciate it. I kind of wish Gay-GAF would jump on the (always short-lived) voice clip posting bandwagon.This coming from one of the classier GAF posters? High praise, indeed. My dull and yet very real semi-North American accent is anything but intimidating. Trust me.
You'll forgive me in time. <3
Since everyone is posting pictures, I'm going to embarrass myself with a semi-sexual/awkward one I sent a stranger. First time I ever did such a thing, promise. Think it ended up scaring him away, though.
Already forgiven!
Are you left-handed?
Necromanti
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I am below-average in the gay community.
*foreveralone* Hate it.And, ummm...why yes...I...do indeed use my left hand...occasionally.
Ambidextrous fapping? D:
But I'm surprised someone actually listened to the clips... GAF should form a voice acting coalition. "GAF Does Shakespeare".
Not true, and everybody in this thread is convinced they're below-average, and then just posted pictures showing the exact opposite.I am below-average in the gay community.
And, ummm...why yes...I...do indeed use my left hand...occasionally.Ambidextrous fapping? D:
But I'm surprised someone actually listened to the clips... GAF should form a voice acting coalition. "GAF Does Shakespeare".
...I was referring to the fact that your watch is on your right hand! Most people wear their watch on their non-dominant hand, likely because it's easier to access and it doesn't become bothersome while writing. My watch is on my right hand, for instance.
I've always thought it'd be fun to narrate audiobooks. I hope you'll all buy my full cast recording of Game of Thrones, and by full cast I mean myself and a lot of Garageband pitch changing.
Necromanti
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I'm affirming the judgment of my appearance based upon on how people react to me.
I'm not as depressed about it anymore, though, and I can now look at myself in the mirror.And it seems...I have misled you once more. My watch is indeed situated upon my left wrist, but the accursed iPhone mirroring of photos has rendered a most convincing visual lie. I know some right-handed people who wear their watches on their right hand...
I don't trust them.
Be that as it may, I'd gladly
I've got my eye on you.
dragonlife
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My first instinct would be to place the watch on my right hand since I'm right-handed. I guess that's why I don't wear watches.
Well, this is me reacting to you in a way that you should not imply means that I believe that you're below average and doomed to be alone.I'm affirming the judgment of my appearance based upon on how people react to me.
And it seems...I have misled you once more. My watch is indeed situated upon my left wrist, but the accursed iPhone mirroring of photos has rendered a most convincing visual lie. I know some right-handed people who wear their watches on their right hand...
I don't trust them.
Be that as it may, I'd gladlypiratepurchase your audiobooks. I need to commence reading the books before season 3 starts up, anyway. I don't recall you posting a picture of yourself. Odd...
I thought I had taken the flip into account too!
You're a master of deception.I can't believe you'd rob me of money like that. It took a long time to get my Daenerys voice just right. And that's because I haven't.
My first instinct was to wear the watch on my left hand until I realized that it wasn't particularly convenient. I've only recently started wearing a watch, but I already have phantom watch syndrome when I take it off.
Necromanti
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Aww, thanks.
But you're an internet person. Internet people always say nice things! (Well, uhh. Sometimes.)I guess people can overlook certain flaws depending on what assets one has.
たしかに。。。幻ですよ。ほほほ〜I thought I had taken the flip into account too!
Photoshop a dragon in there. And it's not theft...merely copyright misappropriation.
Do it.
This might surprise you, but when I'm on GAF typing on my laptop, I'm an actual human being, and when I close my laptop when I finish writing this post so I can go brush my teeth, I'll still be a real human being!Aww, thanks.
I guess people can overlook certain flaws depending on what assets one has.
たしかに。。。幻ですよ。ほほほ〜
Photoshop a dragon in there. And it's not theft...merely copyright misappropriation.
Do it.
Santa?
Please don't ever compare Samus and Daenerys again.
I might in time for RPJ. I don't have a good picture of myself.
Stay away from him!
Here one I took recently where I tried to smile:
edit: its huge Im trying to resize now
Better. Yes, its instagram.
nice midnight!
I actually did post one already. So I'll repost it :O
GasProblem
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Oh man I just answered the door to my postman, he's about 25 and fit as fuck! Since when did postmen become sexy? Wish I started up a convo but he was gone before the shock wore off
Yesterday there was a really hot guy sitting opposite of me in the train. All I did was stare (subtlely) and swoon, 99% sure he was straight.
Makes train rides more interesting though
If only we had real faultless gaydars, my life would be so much better.
Dead Prince
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Oh man I just answered the door to my postman, he's about 25 and fit as fuck! Since when did postmen become sexy? Wish I started up a convo but he was gone before the shock wore off
Order something from amazon and then when he comes by again talk about pacman.
Well WaspNine, I need a shave and a haircut before I consider taking a new picture. Hopefully next week I will have some new pictures and maybe a video or two (It will be my birthday)
My friend drew that picture. He's a really good artist. I'll see if I can find some of his work to show you.
P.s Your turn to share a picture
Necromanti
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My "ho"s are of evil, not jolliness.
And you still need to prove that you are a human being and not a GAFbot. But I will take your assertions that I am not below-average to heart. I'm now a very comfortable...average. Celibacy isn't the end of the world.
And then we have to make sure the guys find us attractive, too. But man, my gaydar always works when it's someone I have no interest in.
Pacman lol, I'll use that as a back up plan! I might just flirt with him, though I've never chatted anyone up before so I'd probably be nervous.
Snap, I get the crazy unattractives waving me down in public like they know me! Perhaps we need to come up with some sort of telltell sign that only us gays/bi's know about!
i just thought i would update that the crazy guy and i did not go to that pride thing last weekend. it kind of just passed by and neither of us have said anything, so i'm thinking he got the feeling it was going nowhere as well. thanks for all of the comments guys! you made the whole situation a lot funnier haha.
sooooooo, i met up with a guy last night. it was a hookup, but it was actually a big deal for me since i haven't hooked up with anyone aside from my ex since we broke up a year ago. i was super nervous but had such a good time.
this new guy is also crazy, but in all the right ways. he was hilarious and we actually had good chemistry. i'll definitely be hooking up with him again. we won't be dating (he's too old for my dating range, and i don't think he's wanting to date anyways), but it'll be nice to have a friend to hook up with.
his house was so wonderfully different. he has every inch of every wall covered. there are like paintings and stuff everywhere. he has one room with just a bunch of fish tanks set up the walls, like in a pet store. he has another room with random animal heads on the wall with a stuffed (actual) bear sitting on a couch. he's an antique collector, so he got them from shops (he's not a hunter). the guy seems very quirky. he also has a sling, which i have never seen in person before. i have always had a curiosity for stuff like that, but my ex was pretty vanilla, so we never really did anything that out-there. this should be interesting!
it was uplifting to have a fun time with a guy after so many lame dates though. my faith in the dating game is slightly restored.
sooooooo, i met up with a guy last night. it was a hookup, but it was actually a big deal for me since i haven't hooked up with anyone aside from my ex since we broke up a year ago. i was super nervous but had such a good time.
this new guy is also crazy, but in all the right ways. he was hilarious and we actually had good chemistry. i'll definitely be hooking up with him again. we won't be dating (he's too old for my dating range, and i don't think he's wanting to date anyways), but it'll be nice to have a friend to hook up with.
his house was so wonderfully different. he has every inch of every wall covered. there are like paintings and stuff everywhere. he has one room with just a bunch of fish tanks set up the walls, like in a pet store. he has another room with random animal heads on the wall with a stuffed (actual) bear sitting on a couch. he's an antique collector, so he got them from shops (he's not a hunter). the guy seems very quirky. he also has a sling, which i have never seen in person before. i have always had a curiosity for stuff like that, but my ex was pretty vanilla, so we never really did anything that out-there. this should be interesting!
it was uplifting to have a fun time with a guy after so many lame dates though. my faith in the dating game is slightly restored.
If I could, I would post a Nick Thoman GIF in each one of my posts!
BUT YOU DO! I have seen it and it's good and a little more.
I got the best GIF! <3
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How old is he?
The animal room would make me SOOOO freaking uncomfortable.
I haven't either. lol, that seems like such a kinky thing to just have in a house.
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