Anyone practice celibacy?

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To answer the OP, hell no. At least not in the way you describe.
 
God when women do this...shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit



To answer the OP, hell no. At least not in the way you describe.
Or when they speak suggestively into your ear and you're overcome by the warmth of their breath...sheeeeeeeeit. I have no interest in celibacy.
 
The idea of forsaking worldly desire and devoting your life to self-improvement holds a certain appeal...but I don't kid myself. I wouldn't be anymore productive celibate than I am now.
 
priests try it all the time and then rape young boys after they go sex mad.

FUCK NO.

Drawing the conclusion that Isaac Newton was brainy because he never got off is madness. He would have been a champion wanker anyway.

You could achieve the same result by visiting hookers for the rest of your life for sexual relief and just never having relationships.

This might be the worst idea in history of ideas as a way to achieve more.
 
I'm so adept at not having sex with women that I don't even need to try, that's how ace I am.

Had a pretty great relationship of 2.5+ years that ended in Spring 2011, had a fling with a girl I met online in June, currently living at home and commuting to school, too self-conscious and self-hating to consider myself dateable or appealing to anyone.
 
priests try it all the time and then rape young boys after they go sex mad.

FUCK NO.

Drawing the conclusion that Isaac Newton was brainy because he never got off is madness. He would have been a champion wanker anyway.

You could achieve the same result by visiting hookers for the rest of your life for sexual relief and just never having relationships.

This might be the worst idea in history of ideas as a way to achieve more.

not sure what the deal is with priests and young boys but what about Buddhist monks? never heard of them raping anyone and they seem happy with their lives
 
When I was religious I was all about being celibate until marriage.

And now I'm planning on going to Burning Man 2013 to participate in some... activities in a so called "orgy tent".

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not sure what the deal is with priests and young boys but what about Buddhist monks? never heard of them raping anyone and they seem happy with their lives

Are they in charge of young children frequently? I guarantee you that there is a 'method' for relief for those guys. They aren't superhuman.

Males aren't designed to just switch off their sex drive. It's a poor poor decision to choose it as a lifestyle. Even being a christian and 'saving yourself until marriage' is just going to lead to awkward horribleness on your wedding night and probable sexual disfunction if you follow the trend of getting married later in the 30s.

So so so anti this awful idea that I'm having trouble expressing it enough.
 
Dude, celibacy can be involuntary. You're thinking of chastity.

Within the context of vowed religious life or ministerial priesthood in the Latin Rite of the Roman Catholic Church, vowed celibacy also has two other dimensions according to traditional understanding. First, it includes the promise of chastity. Chastity is stricter than merely remaining unmarried, and refers to abstinence from sexual expression. The celibate is to avoid any sexual acts the Church considers immoral or sinful for unmarried people in general. This precludes any vaginal intercourse, anal or oral sex with another person, mutual masturbation or even masturbation alone. The celibate is also expected to avoid any deliberate entertainment of lustful thoughts or any occasions of such thoughts such pornography or places that encourage lewd thoughts. Second, the celibate commitment has traditionally included an effort to avoid the formation of exclusive relationships with anyone. Celibates are to love all people, and they can naturally form good friendships with people. However, the vow precludes a relationship becoming exclusive of other people.
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