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[TOM f'N CRUISE]

You mean you don't slap bottles around with an open hand?

Also what the fuck is going on in that bread gif?

Is that woman using cheese to cut her bread?!

sharp cheddar

 

[Darkmakaimura]

OMG I lost it on this one!

 

[Radec]

Holy shit.

 

[ManDudeChild]

sharp cheddar

If only one could upvote on GAF.

 

[Goodacre0081]

I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish

 

[ArtistDude88]

Now I'm curious as to what product they were trying to sell.

"Are you completely out of knifes and reduced to using doorstops to slice your bread? Are your wooden utensils too dull to get the job done? Order our patented wooden wedge bread slicer! Call now and we'll double the offer, absolutely free."

 

[Smellycat]

Yeah, that dirt bike gif is quite something. I laugh every time I see it.

 

[Mesoian]

Staged or no, that thing is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pregnant. It's about to burst at least 300 babies inside that computer.

 

[SaskBoy]

Why???

Can anyone find a source video? I want to watch it just to make sense of this GIF.

 

[linko9]

Why???

Can anyone find a source video? I want to watch it just to make sense of this GIF.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUFVBr9uu48

Not actually that interesting in context.

 

[Mesoian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUFVBr9uu48

Not actually that interesting in context.

Oh. Yeah, that really sucks the magic right out of it.

 

[Princess Viola]

 

[Cptkrush]

George Michael really has fallen in with the wrong crowd.

 

[buy teh haloz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUFVBr9uu48

Not actually that interesting in context.

That dude's accent is crazy.

 

[Acageron]

mikebike.gif

Oh wow.. made my chest hurt from laughing.

Edit:

 

[Karak]

Mikebike.gif

Greatest god damn thing I have seen in months.
THANK YOU!

 

[dark_chris]

Oh my god! O_O

 

[Volimar]

 

[Stellactic]

"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't."

I don't understand how this could be one of the worst analogies written in a highschool essay. This is the best sort of writing. They all remind me of Douglas Adams.

 

[Volimar]

"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't."

I don't understand how this could be one of the worst analogies written in a highschool essay. This is the best sort of writing. They all remind me of Douglas Adams.

Or Terry Pratchett.

 

[Stellactic]

Or Terry Pratchett.

I'm stupid...

 

[Count Dookkake]

"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't."

I don't understand how this could be one of the worst analogies written in a highschool essay. This is the best sort of writing. They all remind me of Douglas Adams.

That one is pretty much lifted directly from Adams describing the Vogon fleet.

The rest are all clearly intended as jokes.

 

[tafer]

NSFWish.

 

[Buckethead]

If I may be a little self-indulgent...

 

[smurfx]

Holy crap! That guy has to have a broken spine or something. Vid?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=G57WRNqdY08#t=582s

the sound makes it so much worse.

 

[Princess Viola]

.

 

[Frankenstrat]

Oh man. Funniest gif of the thread, any thread.

edit: new page oh man oh god

 

[Rubbish King]

This was never going to end well

 

[Princess Viola]

This was never going to end well

omg it's battletoads

 

[Lunchbox]

omg it's battletoads

thats the game that started FPS' bro

Black ops

 

[UnluckyKate]

thats the game that started FPS' bro

Black ops

Duh, it's obviously Halo

 

[rainking187]

I want to know what the intended outcome was here. Was he just intentionally smashing his face on a chair? Why?

 

[Rubbish King]

omg it's battletoads

lol

thats the game that started FPS' bro

Black ops

LOL

Duh, it's obviously Halo

9/10

 

[DaMan121]

I want to know what the intended outcome was here. Was he just intentionally smashing his face on a chair? Why?

Wrestling fan, namely Chris Benoit fan?

 

[Canis lupus]

Damn lol.

 

[BY2K]

You know, sometimes text ruins an image/gif.

This is not one of those times.

 

[RiggenBlaque]

Wow those were three really great, totally not made up stories!

 

[Kinyou]

 

[the chris]

 

[Forkball]

 

[Futureman]

10:43 AM Let's do pot

 

[Bauhaus]

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I want to know what the intended outcome was here. Was he just intentionally smashing his face on a chair? Why?

The idea must have been to raise his arms at the last minute and end up in a press-up pose with his face close to the chair. Remarkably stupid either way, but its the only thing that makes any sense to me

 

[Volimar]

Wow those were three really great, totally not made up stories!

Are you insane? People don't make things up on the internet!

 

[revolverjgw]

Wow those were three really great, totally not made up stories!

 

[grap3fruitman]

Spoiler

What's old is new again.

 

[DECK'ARD]

!!!!

 

[Blizzard]

Long years ago, I had this weird dragon thing that was folded out of a sheet of paper, and I think it was inverse like that so it looked like it was following you around the room. My mom would knock it over or something so it wouldn't be staring at her as she walked by, haha.

 

[heliosRAzi]

Long years ago, I had this weird dragon thing that was folded out of a sheet of paper, and I think it was inverse like that so it looked like it was following you around the room. My mom would knock it over or something so it wouldn't be staring at her as she walked by, haha.

 

[Bisnic]

I don't get it, how does that work?