Do you know how the electoral college works? The only thing Romney had a decent shot at was the popular vote, but did you see the poll results from independents. Obama crushed it with them.Romney's chances are basicaly pinned to a severe stock market crash or some devastating terrorist attack.
Now now now.
Obama could still do the following:
1. Cheat on his wife with a another black woman.
2. Get caught making out with man. Any race will do.
3. Murder an attractive white woman between infant age to mid 40s, intentionally or otherwise. Preferably, while driving drunk listening "The Motto."
4. Wear nothing but boxer briefs outside.
5. Use the phrase "my mufucken right hand man, ya dig" when describing the gentlemen debating Paul Ryan last week.
6. Say something about how we'll have to have a drastic switch in the entirety of our private job sector due to the change to the global economy and it will never be like it was before Bush was in office seriously guys this shits just not gonna work.
7. Adopting an abused pit bull.
8. Saying "the fuck are you talking about" when debating Mitt Romney next week.
9. Going vegan.
10. Get caught having an account under one of the more unscrupulous sections of reddit.
11. Discuss that America is actually digging it's own hole into the ground when it comes to the middle east due to our support for Saudi Arabia and Israel.
12. Drinking a 40oz on camera.
But, as long as none of the above happens, we should be straight.
Should.
.
