slightconfuse
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holy crap this intel quick look is the best. i cant stop laughing.
The Giant Bomb Quick Look Thread 2
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RomanticHeroX
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gaming is dead
I disagree. More alive than ever.
They might play whole Dragon's Lair when it hit Kinnect. Not sure though.
SuperSonic1305
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Forza Horizon is supposed to be less sim like and yet Jeff is constantly hitting walls despite having played for hours.
RomanticHeroX
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In the future, I want all games to be cosponsored by Intel and one half of LMFAO.
EmCeeGramr
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that audience seemed really hyped about lmfao guy whispering bad instructions to some random stranger on stage for 5 minutes
and the second least famous member of the Avengers.
brianmcdoogle
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They watch the game play itself. I'll count it.
Persona 4
Deadly Premonition
Chrono Trigger
Bad Dudes
Afterburner Climax
Dragon's Lair
Game Room
Phantasmagoria
Doom 2
Intel Discovered
RomanticHeroX
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Intel Quick Look, 17 minutes in, guy standing to the right of the girl taking a photo: is that an uncredited Romney cameo?
DUDE LOOK AT THAT GUY
PinkCrayon
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Where is DBZ kinect?!
Get ready to mix!
thetrin
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Uh what? Isn't Cap THE most famous Avenger along with Iron Man?
Not in the movies. And I meant more of Chris Evans than Captain America.
I'd say the Hulk and Thor outshine him, especially when you consider that turd of a movie that Cap was in.
I like how he spent an hour detailing every hand gesture you could make but you got points for flailing around doing random shit anyway.
As ridiculous as the entire LMFAO guy from LMFAO sequence was, imagine how ridiculous it was while recording that. You have everything that's awkward about the in-game scene but it's actually the real guy from LMFAO and he's doing it to a camera. Bonus points if it was actually one continous shot too.
Games (and movies and books and magazines and TV shows and whatever and etc.) like the Inteliscovered thing actually legit make me sad/angry/concerned about the developmental imaginations of this generation's kids.
How is this any different than Night Trap or Prize Fighter?
RomanticHeroX
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Night Trap is way more of a game.
i can't believe this exists. i still can't believe it.
Because playing make-believe where you're embroiled in a slasher movie scenario or a boxing circuit isn't quite the same as playing make-believe in celeb-land. The latter's not only reinforced by numerous other media but is also connected to a massive income-generating industry.
Don't get me wrong though, I'm aware that I'm very possibly on the ohshitpanic side of reason on this particular subject. It's just that I'm in the company of plenty of pre-teens and early teens in my job and, in the last half-decade, the rampant increase among them in celebrity aspirations, both in terms of personal success and how others are viewed (appearance, monetary), has me feeling somewhat appalled.
Um. I guess I'd rather their FMV games (etc) had them engaging their imaginations in objective fiction, rather than in simple realistic fiction. I dunno. I feel societies are defined by their collective perspectives. The impetus of the celeb-industry's impact on the developmental stages of current Young People's headbrains has me concerned.
I kind of want the new Xbox to have Kinect just for the quick looks. I have zero desire to use it myself, it would make the system less attractive to me, but quick looks like these would make it worth it.
Are they ever going to go back to the green screen?
Are they ever going to go back to the green screen?
Fuck, the game is so bad...hilarious QL
Typographenia
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Borderlands... yup, still borderlands.
Unfinished Swan looks pretty cool, still. *giggle snort*
The spider talk started unnerving, then got funny, and then got really sad. : (
Bond looks... depressingly boring. At least Jeff and Vinny kept it entertaining.
Unfinished Swan looks pretty cool, still. *giggle snort*
The spider talk started unnerving, then got funny, and then got really sad. : (
Bond looks... depressingly boring. At least Jeff and Vinny kept it entertaining.
randomlyrossy
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Because Chris Evans responses to him seemed to be referring to his acting performance, rather than what was meant to be happening in the film. The context of it all was realy weird.
Felix Lighter
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Good to see the character models in the Harry Potter Kinect game are as disturbing as ever.
Felix Lighter
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I don't like the idea of pretending like Daniel Craig's Bond is the same Bond character as Sean Connery's Bond or Roger Moore's Bond or Timothy Dalton's Bond, etc. It really doesn't work. Also, Jeff's complaint about 1st person 007 games is completely true. Goldeneye was great, especially the multiplayer, in its time but the property has been wasted. Ehh, whattia gonna do with licensed movie games?
Imagine a bond game that played like an amalgamation of Arkham City, Deux Ex and Hitman.
or just plays like Alpha Protocol.
B-but Alpha Protocol played like garbage.
Felix Lighter
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They definitely have more opportunities than they would have with a different license considering they obviously have the ability to create games in that world that aren't tightly linked to any specific film.
If you took Alpha Protocol but made the combat like an Arkham game, sure.
ShockingAlberto
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An ideal Bond game would play like a mix of Uncharted and Alpha Protocol.
Unless you were going for stealth.
I disagree. I'll say that the immediate-moment (action) part of the game played *clunkily* for the most part. The out-of-combat NPC-interaction element of the game played (and, most importantly, played out) uncommonly well though. I consider it one of the current gen's high watermarks in RPG story interaction.
Felix Lighter
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Judi Dench is M and Daniel Craig is James Bond but Felix Leiter is random white dude. The game is weird.
Hot Coldman
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I think the only thing they knew about Bond that isn't Goldeneye N64 is that Judi Dench is M and Daniel Craig is Bond
Zombie James
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This Intel game is the most hilarious shit I've seen all month. Totally crosses the so-bad-it's-good threshold.
Can I walk around as an invisible man with a Fidel Castro beard sticking knives in necks in Arkham Asylum?