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[Slayven]

This kilt me. There's a fine line, though. And Dan not only crossed it, he put on the moon boots and leapfrogged it.

OP is a good friend to Dan. Kept it real, no sugar coating.

You still want to be ride or die even on a suicide mission.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Leg her down and smack 'em yack 'em.

 

[Slayven]

I'm too old for this shit.

Simping knows no age limit. You got old men out there ready to pay a car note.

 

[Jburton]

I have no fucking clue what those are.

What happened to plain, understandable English?

 

[Escape Goat]

Simping knows no age limit. You got old men out there ready to pay a car note.

 

[Atramental]

Simping can get you banned:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43907558&postcount=20054

 

[beast786]

I would like to learn this language. I am Rosetta Stone this thing.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I wonder if a simp knows that theyre a simp

 

[speculawyer]

 

[Devolution]

I wonder if a simp knows that theyre a simp

Many don't seem to have the self-awareness of how desperate and pathetic they look.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

 

[Atramental]

I wonder if a simp knows that theyre a simp

I would have to say, by rule of thumb, that most simps don't know they are simps whilst simping to some girl.

 

[Defuser]

All according to Keikaku right?

 

[SmokyDave]

All according to Keikaku right?

Nice.

 

[CornBurrito]

Yeah, I woulda tried to stop that quick. No good for anyone.

edit: lol at some people not understanding. Really?

Yes not all of us know cool hip street lingo you fucking quetzelcoatex.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Man this thread is weird af. Using twitter slang used by tweens mixed with animu terms mixed with romanized japanese.

My mind is full of fuck.

I know I've seen that before; it's from a music video right?
What's it called again?

It's by Joe, can't remember what song though.

 

[B For Bendetta]

Tally me up as one of the people who had never heard of these terms before this topic


Of course I just used context clues to figure them out LIKE A MAN

 

[Alligatorjandro]

A simp is a guy who does things for a girl in hopes of getting with her but she has no intentions of being with the guy.

 

[Seep]

It's like he's trying to communicate, but I can't understand what the fuck he's talking about.

headexplode.gif

 

[Slayven]

I would have to say, by rule of thumb, that most simps don't know they are simps whilst simping to some girl.

We call that simpcetion.

 

[IISANDERII]

Urban Dictionary quote

So is the goal here to increase traffic by creating the need for an Urban Dictionary-dictionary?

 

[Dark Stalkers]

So a simp is what most people in dating-age are?

 

[Devolution]

A simp is a guy who does things for a girl in hopes of getting with her but she has no intentions of being with the guy.

It's really awkward when you know of people who have some. Like one of my friend's groups in college, bunch of rich haughty brats, had more than a few. That's the first time I heard about a guy bringing take out to some girl's door at like 1 am and he wasn't even invited in.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Le Cercle Rouge is a great movie.

 

[Brazil]

I laughed at the seemingly random use of "Aizen".

 

[CornBurrito]

S0 G4F 1 w4s m4k1ng 0ut w1th my h0n3y wh3n 4ll 0f th3 sudd3n th3 ph0n3 r1ngs. 1 4nsw3r th3 ph0n3 4nd 1 h34r 4 v01c3 s4y "WH4T 4R3 Y0U D01NG W1TH MY D4UGHT3R."

 

[Slayven]

It's really awkward when you know of people who have some. Like one of my friend's groups in college, bunch of rich haughty brats, had more than a few. That's the first time I heard about a guy bringing take out to some girl's door at like 1 am and he wasn't even invited in.

Most people are really quiet about. You usually catch it while listening.

"Wait, you paid her rent and she barely returns your pokes on Facebook?"

 

[The Return of]

It's really a sad and angry sight to see simping done in front of you by someone you know. It's something I look back and laugh on to clown someone but while it's actually happening, shit is just pathetic and annoys me just watching it.

 

[Devolution]

Most people are really quiet about. You usually catch it while listening.

"Wait, you paid her rent and she barely returns your pokes on Facebook?"

One of my friend's roomies is already up to his eyeballs in student loan debt and he's paying some girl's rent. Also fronts her month for clothes.

 

[Professor Beef]

What happened to plain, understandable English?

What happened to critical thinking?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Most people are really quiet about. You usually catch it while listening.

"Wait, you paid her rent and she barely returns your pokes on Facebook?"

It's always rent, car payment, or cellphone. But going by judge judy, there are simpettes too.

 

[Atramental]

Oh. Facebook is an excellent place to watch simps do their simping.

 

[Slayven]

It's really a sad and angry sight to see simping done in front of you by someone you know. It's something I look back and laugh on to clown someone but while it's actually happening, shit is just pathetic and annoys me just watching it.

It is heart breaking. Cause you would love for your buddy to win.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Bleach derived terminology is not cool, bro.
Can someone come up with a synonym for "Aizen"?

Seriously though, be a good friend and just straight-up tell him that she is using him.

 

[sleepykyo]

Come on guys, y'all watched the Wire. This isn't even hood. I could have gotten Onyx grimey.

I'm sorry most of the stuff I watch on Hulu is either ABC or CW. Yes, I am white (half white anyway).

 

[Angelus Errare]

Anyone who thinks this is hood is straight dumb. No dude in the hood would use "hissatsu"

This is straight twitter/animu talk.

 

[gurudyne]

What happened to critical thinking?

What happened to language facilitating communication rather than hindering it due to needlessly arcane terms? Half of this thread is made up of posts that amount to "What?" or "Why are you talking like that?"

 

[NinjaBoiX]

 

[CornBurrito]

What happened to critical thinking?

There's only so much you can get from context clues.

 

[freenudemacusers]

What happened to language facilitating communication rather than hindering it due to needlessly arcane terms? Half of this thread is made up of posts that amount to "What?" or "Why are you talking like that?"

If you aren't powerbombing jobbers and artfully dodging lawsuits this time two years from now, I will be sorely disappointed.

Fucking congrats, man.

Powerbombing? Jobbers? What does this mean?!

 

[Dark Stalkers]

The way the op speaks is the way I imagine owners of rap cars speak.

 

[dejay]

OP reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVJPB3W54Tc

I've been a short term simp (one favour, etc) but people who do it for long periods are a bit sad.

 

[Femmeworth]

This shit is worse than PopGAF.

 

[SmokyDave]

This shit is worse than PopGAF.

I'd rather contract feline HIV than read a PopGAF thread so I have to disagree.

 

[RedSwirl]

So a simp is what most people in dating-age are?

Yes.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'd rather contract feline HIV than read a PopGAF thread so I have to disagree.

Well, since people can't get FIV, I'm not sure what you're trying to say here

 

[DominoKid]

So a simp is what most people in dating-age are?

some yeah. most are just lost and a bit confused, myself included.

 

[Mononofu]

GAF should be more grateful to Slayven. I need edumacation.

 

[SmokyDave]

Well, since people can't get FIV, I'm not sure what you're trying to say here

I'd link you to an Urban Dictionary entry but I'm too far ahead of the game for that.

*insert sassy 4 frame GIF here*

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

So what is the difference between vinegar and balsamic vinegar?