Facebook election meltdowns and tasty, salty tears |OT|

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LordAlu said:
Not at all. We're actually quite glad that Obama got a second term, primarily because if Romney had got in then we definitely would be laughing at the US.
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Pretty much. I'm glad Obama won, as I think he's far better at international relations than Romney would likely ever be. Had Romney won I probably wouldn't have been laughing at the US, but rather been wondering how so many could vote against their best interests just to appease the rich, white old men of the GOP.
 
Vlad said:
As others have said, it has to do with (as far as I'm aware) the clip being taken way out of context.

See, the thing that all the Republicans fixated on was the part of the speech where he said "If you've got a business—you didn't build that." That particular part of the speech taken on its own makes it sound like a business owner didn't actually build his business, which of course prompted lots of "job creators" to get up in arms about how they did single-handedly build their businesses from the ground up with no help at all.

However, if you look at the quote in context:



The "that" that Obama mentions refers to the infrastructure that made the business possible in the first place: roads, briidges, etc.

Basically, it's like the people being hopelessly confused by what the "I won't do that" meant in the Meatloaf song without realizing that if the lyrics in the rest of the song explain it quite clearly.
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As someone who agrees with the sentiment, I have to say it was worded quite poorly. "You didn't build that" could just as easily have become "You didn't build that alone". We're all invested in the system - don't make people feel dependent on government, make them feel like a part of it. He should have directly quoted Elizabeth Warren or said nothing about it at all.
 
EmCeeGramr said:
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i want to frame the last one on my wall
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"being an obese person myself, I looked up to you for inspiration"

lmao I missed this one.. someone should write a book about this, and that should be the opening line. Maybe it could be the poignant full page quote ahead of the preface, or the blurb on the back of a Christie autobiography. I wonder what he's thinking of his fellow republicans right now.

I wonder if execs at fox ever read some of this and recoil in horror at what they've created? I honestly don't know how the fear mongering propagandists sleep at night.
 
Now people are pointing at the stock market calling it "The Obama crash!"

I can't wait for the market to recover to post on those posts and say, "Do I get to call this 'the Obama Bounce'?"
 
This guy is fucking DEFCON 1 right now.

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Projected next update: 1000 YEARS OF DARKNESS WILL FALL UPON THIS CURSED LAND AND USHER IN THE EXTINCTION OF MANKIND
 
Devolution said:
Some of these people have such a 5 yr old view of how taxes and paying for others works. Blue areas have been keeping the red up for years, then the reds complain about paying for others? Fuck the blatant dipshittery I can't sometimes.
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Yeah a lot of my friends like to reduce it to really stupid shit. My history teacher in high school said "if 3 people corner you in an alleyway and democratically vote to take your watch, isn't it still theft? Taxes are the same thing."

Meanwhile one of my former classmates loved this example: "If I get a D on a paper would you be fine with the teacher taking your A and lowering it to a B- so we'd both get the same grade?!"
 
EmCeeGramr said:
http://www.libertarianrepublican.net/2012/11/the-end-of-liberty-in-america-only.html



oh this will be good



Okay, whatever, get on with it.



Well, that's fine and all bu- waitwhat



Hrmm yaes




Yes please do all of these things, you're probably an incredibly unpleasant person to be around and your absence will enrich the lives of your loved ones and acquaintances.



So a good foundation for going Galt is to be the most insufferable prick in the world. Yeah, makes sense.




At first I got to here and thought "yeah this is a parody," then I remembered it was a libertarian site.
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Please keep these coming.
I think I'll steal a couple of these for the local comedy stand-up club.
 
I checked my facebook, and most of the people have been quite tame in their responses! I'm shocked and also glad that they're not as publicly crazy as I thought they would be.
 
I'm surprised I haven't seen a lot of Facebook meltdowns, but I think I culled the loud FoxNews true believers years ago.

That's good, it's left me more time to schedule all my free abortions on my ObamaPhone.
 
God’s wrath is already here. Obama is our punishment. Washington state sealed it. America in the next four years is going to be destroyed. Many people who study Bible prophesy say the biggest question they are asked, is WHY IS AMERICA NOT MENTIONED IN BIBLE PROPHESY? The reason is right in your face. America will not be what America was. America is going to go down hard. It is going to be destroyed from within and from outside. America is going to pay for its unbelief and its love of abortion and homosexuals. Just look what the Scriptures say: Basically, that in the days of Noah and Lot, it is going to be at the coming of the Son of Man, Jesus Christ. America is going to pay and pay hard. When Christ comes in the clouds and calls home His church in the Rapture, then the final nail is in America’s arrogant, godless society. And IT DESERVES IT. My Bible tells me to not let my heart be troubled, because if I believe in Him, He will take care of me. That I know. Those out there in America that are hung in this world and unbelief are quickly going to find out.
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bwaahahhaa.
 
Sigh , i have someone on FB melting down. Hoping instead of Obama 4 more years, the mayans were right and the world burns in december.. Buying guns to defend during the riots that start soon and giving up her garden with hottub for a vegetable fruit garden so she can feed her family.

I did not know Obama brought upon the apocalypse
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rSpooky said:
Sigh , i have someone on FB melting down. Hoping instead of Obama 4 more years, the mayans were right and the world burns in december.. Buying guns to defend during the riots that start soon and giving up her garden with hottub for a vegetable fruit garden so she can feed her family.

I did not know Obama brought upon the apocalypse
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People and the Mayan calendar are so frustratingly annoying. They don't understand that all it means is a new cycle of time. Fucking morons all around me, help!
 
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