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[Ermac]

I'm sittin here eatin chinese food and playin DOA5. I had a few matches with the same person, and they sent me a good game message, I replied, she asked where I live, now i'm lookin at:

this ever happend to anyone? no real point to this thread, thought it was kinda odd since it's usually dudes who you see sending these message. i have a gf. shrug

 

[rdrr gnr]

The poster on the other end of the message absolutely has a cock.

 

[demidar]

It's a trap.

 

[Wario64]

Brag thread


Also, awful thread.

 

[Lulubop]

lol

 

[Cade]

girl looking at me in class pt 2

 

[Salsa]

this ever happend to anyone?

yes

so what do we do about this thread now OP?

have you thought this through? hhhhhmmm?

 

[TheGreatDivide]

Ask her out.

 

[Bururian]

You should be playing that copy of Brave Fencer Musashi rather than DOA5.

 

[Gianni Merryman]

Phishing?

 

[x3sphere]

I'd say someone is looking to troll you.

 

[apesh1t]

Your mom got a PSN account?

 

[Seik]

The poster on the other end of the message absolutely has a cock.

This.

I'll add that your Brave Fencer Musashi copy deserves a better place. D:

 

[freddy]

Possiblity 1:There are no girls on the internet.

Possiblity 2: This really is a girl and you came across as sounding feminine so she felt safe enough to be forward.

 

[graywolf323]

 

[Barkley's Justice]

COOL STORY BRO

 

[Forkball]

1. Play MMO
2. Pick a female character
3. Pretend to actually be a female
4. Enjoy free items

 

[Salsa]

IM A GAMER GIRL LOL

living up to the sexism

 

[rdrr gnr]

Send her a picture of your genitals.

 

[Takao]

don't send him a picture of your dick

you will be black mailed

 

[Merovin]

It's a trap.

Ackbar has never been wrong.

 

[Dusk Golem]

It's either someone trolling or someone seeking attention. Either way

 

[BurnOutBrighter]

Bro, this is your one and only chance. Go for it.

 

[def sim]

What kind of Chinese food did you order?

 

[Salsa]

i have a gf. shrug

this is the funniest part of the whole thing

 

[demidar]

1. Play MMO
2. Pick a female character
3. Pretend to actually be a female
4. Enjoy free items

I did that in WoW, it was as easy as communicating in smilies.

 

[A.E Suggs]

Possiblity 1:There are no girls on the internet.

Possiblity 2: This really is a girl and you came across as sounding feminine so she felt safe enough to be forward.

Girl on the net =
G-Guy
I-In
R-Ieal
L-Life

IM A GAMER GIRL LOL

living up to the sexism

Don't you just mean stereotype?

 

[rdrr gnr]

The "lol" at the end of the message is a dead give away. Trying way too hard to be a girl.

 

[jooey]

hi gaf I just got on the internet yesterday

 

[Hydrogen Bluebird]

Use a condom OP.

 

[Dusk Golem]

Use a condom OP.

An internet condom.

 

[Aquamarine]

The "lol" at the end of the message is a dead give away. Trying way too hard to be a girl.

Yep. Definitely a trap. And an attention whore to boot.

God I hate posers.

 

[LiK]

Looks more like a dude who wants to cyber with guys on PSN.

 

[Ermac]

What kind of Chinese food did you order?

the classic of true chinese cuisine, general tsos chicken

 

[Dion Blaster]

Lol sending random weird messages to people you don't know on PSN is a great way to waste a few minutes.

 

[Chuck Norris]

I expect updates OP

 

[Ermac]

also their status on psn is "i'm a bad kitty!"

x___x

 

[BurnOutBrighter]

Tell her you're a girl and flirt with her hardcore, see if you can make her turn lez.

Then when you start to cyber, whip out your dick.

Then gasp in horror as "she" does the same.

 

[Emitan]

the classic of true chinese cuisine, general tsos chicken

You chose... wisely.

 

[Ban Puncher]

Send them your credit card information just to be sure it's not a trap.


Also, send me your credit card information. I am totally a girl.

 

[Hydrogen Bluebird]

OP's got "game"

 

[Rubius]

this ever happend to anyone? no real point to this thread, thought it was kinda odd since it's usually dudes who you see sending these message. i have a gf. shrug

Answer "I'm a gamer boy, dont hit on me silly girl "
That will do the trick.

 

[Persona7]

That could be your future wife, OP.

 

[Fusebox]

Send her nude photos of yourself to be sure.

 

[Salsa]

also their status on psn is "i'm a bad kitty!"

x___x

woah op HIT DAT

 

[cheststrongwell]

A hot babe messaged me on Steam the other day. Said she could get me free games. I went to her website and entered all my info, but haven't received the game codes yet. Now she won't return my messages. I thought we had something special

 

[Ken]

Are you an ambassador.

z_z

 

[Oersted]

i have a gf. shrug

Perfect. OP, are you really that unexperienced?

 

[Augemitbutter]

oh, 1995. i missed you.

 

[Emitan]

also their status on psn is "i'm a bad kitty!"

x___x

She wants a master to collar her, OP! You've scored yourself a sub!