George Clooney thinks he's a Bond villain

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Hollywood superstar George Clooney is so desperate to bring paparazzi culture to an end, he plans to start dating as many A-list beauties as possible. The single actor/director admits his carefully thought out plan might not be entirely plausible, but believes it would soon change public perception of celebrity gossip. He says, "Here is my theory in debunking photographs in magazines. You know, the paparazzi photographs. I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress. You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio. People would still buy the magazines, they'd still buy the pictures, but they would always go, 'I don't know if these guys are putting us on or not.'"

You know, telling everyone that plan sorta makes its execution totally pointless.
 
Has George Clooney had one champagne glass too many? asks reporter Dan Smith, as a laser moves precariously towards his cock and the platform to which he is strapped dangles ever closer to the piranhas below...
 
swander said:
Has George Clooney had one champagne glass too many? asks reporter Dan Smith, as a laser moves precariously towards his cock and the platform to which he is strapped dangles ever closer to the piranhas below...
:lol :lol :lol
 
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Take on one righteous cause at a time, Clooney.

In his defense, whenever I've seen him bitch about the paparazzi, he always prefaces it by saying it's his and other celebrities problem and doesn't expect nor want fans to get up in arms over it, or feel any pity for him. He understands that it comes with the territory, but if it's within his power to do something about it, why shouldn't he?
 
If i was famous i would do the same thing, celebrity gossip/worship is pretty stupid and shallow (also some famous people only chose to work on a career they like acting/music etc. not to become famous and have thier privacy invaded, but because they actually love to do it and its not fair to them) plus I bet he could have some real fun with it, it would even work better if he secretly got some other celebrities into the game f**k the papparazzi and tabloids -have fun George!
 
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