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The Impossible was really hard to watch. I wasn't expecting it to be so visceral. Watts and McGregor were extremely good. I don't know what to say about the script, it was compelling, but I feel like it could have been better. The best part was the first half of the second act, so the climax was a bit of a letdown, and it also was kind of melodramatic. Overall it was good, and probably half of the theater was weeping by the end.
 
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (Wiene)

Like with Nosferatu, Wiene's production strives to communicate Weimar-era decadence through fantastical means. This means plenty of distorted visuals, overly theatrical acting, and a penchant for twisting up familiar tall tales. The movie's ending doesn't fail to impress, even after 80 years. What initially seems like a turn in the plot that feels half-baked reveals itself as chilling and, dare I say, topical. It's just a darned shame that, more so than Nosferatu at times, many transitions linger too often and the classic pacing it shares with Murnau's film feels overextended. I usually have no qualms about dead space in a cinematic format until it begins to drag shots past their expiration date.

I also think the cast communicates relative insanity better than the actors in Nosferatu. That's not saying much, considering the blunt acting of most silent films, but it matters in a more low-key story like Dr. Caligari. The way the studio's vivid German Expressionist sets overwhelms both viewer and actor in this manifold experience ultimately defines the movie for what it is: a vivid exploration of how old superstitions catch up to people and destroy them in the process. Once one adapts to the changing film stocks, for example, they become part of the experience and less distracting from the main premise. Elements of this film that shouldn't work anymore still service the kind of vision that Dr. Caligari presented in its time and presents today.

Joe Bob sez check it out!

****

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Fritz the Cat (Bakshi, Crumb)

Feh.

There comes a time in one's film-watching career when the first stinker arrives, and it's a film one wanted to like. I enjoyed watching Fritz the Cat, but it has no staying power. Were it not for Bakshi's exuberant and inventive animation, the movie would have nothing worth remembering it for. It takes commonplace subject matter of the early-'70s and anthropomorphizes it; much of the dialogue inconsistently portrays human-like caricatures, either with fondness or with a lack of care. Because there's little reason for me indulge in Fritz's backstory—given the complete lack of one—I also can't find a universal template through which I can place myself in the zeitgeist. There's no easy entry into this ditty to begin with, but it could have at least gone somewhere!

Episodic and distended as it is, there are aspects that stick out of Fritz's molting bum. Bakshi's rough animation style and scrawly layouts depict a kind of dirty aesthetic largely unique to the '70s, and almost always with immaculate results. I particularly love one sequence involving 7 or 8 or however many doobies Fritz downs on behalf of the crow pimp's girlfriend. Bakshi and his crew just go berserk with both the editing and the frizzle-fry animation in those couple of minutes of sheer invention; future sequences like the power station bombing just can't compare. Fritz the Cat's slicker than a rat whenever it gets around to the central eye-candy, yet Bakshi had a meager budget to work on and, unfortunately, didn't make the most of it.

Ultimately, the episodic structure of the film ruins it because of a lack of character development and elaboration beyond surface-level investigations of the "hippie youth." I adore cartoonists like Bob Clampett and Robert McKimson, two guys who often worked off of tangents when making their respective productions. But, once they finished their stories, the end products featured some of the best, most interesting animation ever produced, and the crazy crap flung around in cartoons like "The Great Piggy Bank Robbery" usually makes up for a lack of narrative cohesion. Fritz the Cat's got neither this nor that, and it suffers for the worst.

—Joe the Bob sez check it out anyway.

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Jiro Dreams of Sushi (Gelb)

Sweet diggity nigiri. This caught my eye from the very first shots, and it never let up with an amazing success story.

I do feel sorry for all the other Japanese sushi masters, however—they'll never get to enjoy their faces plastered on film posters, unlike Jiro. Perhaps as repentance for his sheer preeminence, Gelb's documentary suffers from poor pacing during the sushi-cooking montages. I love the RED Camera photography and what I presume to be instances of lens-whacking, but he needs to tone these montages down. Either there's less of them and more footage of other parts of Jiro's community, or the film gets shortened; the pacing sucks at times, and my sister, well-versed in Japanese culture herself, couldn't even complete the darn thing. Maybe I should show to this to my close Aunt Sushi and see what she thinks!

Everything else just reeks of pungent flavors and luxurious film-making that, at the end of the day, perfectly communicates the kind of life Jiro, his family, and his friends live in regards to his backwater sushi joint. It's fairly comprehensive as it is; I could imagine Gelb and company adding in more scenes with the food critics and in Jiro's hometown, but there's not always a lot to go in when making movies about busy, busy men. I won't fault the film-makers' lack of ambition, considering that they wanted to convey this man's simple living through simple and effective means. And, yet, the inconsistent pacing keeps Jiro Dreams of Sushi a ways away from perfection. Perhaps, as Jiro would say, there's no other way but up, and even he doesn't know the sky's limits.

Joe Bob sez check it out!

****

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Seven Chances (Keaton)

If people consider The General Keaton's best effort and one of the best comedies yet seen, than that already makes Seven Chances one of the best comedies yet seen.

I literally cannot pick up on anything flawed with this film other than the slow pacing of the first few minutes, which I felt Keaton and company wasted just to show off some neat colorized frames they put together. Aside from that, the story's a perfect vehicle for Keaton to both try more subtle chicanery and improve his outrageous stunt antics from last year's Sherlock Jr. Both halves of the movie turn out spectacularly, and I can see myself watching this gem again and again for as long as I live. Chaplin and Keaton are currently sparring for my attention with their respective filmographies—I think Keaton's won so far.

Joe Bob sez check it out!

*****
 
I know I said I was going to watch Le Cercle Rouge or Casablanca first but shit happened.



I'm so glad that I finally watched this. It was long due, I loved every single moment.

I'm going to watch Blue Velvet by Lynch right after I post this. Going in completely blind.
I'm so fucking jealous right now. Those movies are both amazing.
 
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Wanted to watch a different kind of Christmas movie this year and uh...yep. Still perfect, just like the last time I watched it! Helps to have subtitles on so you catch more of the hilarious shit that comes out of RDJ's mouth.
 
What started as just watching a few films is turning something a bit of a marathon for me. Last night was Blue Velvet.



It was much more straightforward than I thought it'd be, being a film from Lynch. It wasn't any less fucked up though. Shit was disturbing.
Probably my Lynch's favorite, along with Eraserhead.
 
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Wanted to watch a different kind of Christmas movie this year and uh...yep. Still perfect, just like the last time I watched it! Helps to have subtitles on so you catch more of the hilarious shit that comes out of RDJ's mouth.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: As good as it can get. I didn't remember Sam Rockwell being in this. Elias Koteas was a great Casey Jones. His young face and voice reminded me of De Niro. I have no idea how many times I've watched this movie but it makes me feel like happy kid. Steve Barron did a great job as the director.
 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: As good as it can get. I didn't remember Sam Rockwell being in this. Elias Koteas was a great Casey Jones. His young face and voice reminded me of De Niro. I have no idea how many times I've watched this movie but it makes me feel like happy kid. Steve Barron did a great job as the director.

And even in his old age he reminded me of De Niro in Shutter Island.
 
Tron Legacy One of the most beautiful movies I have ever seen. One of the best soundtracks in movie history.

If there is a god we will get another movie.

9/10
 
Munich, Schindler's List, The Abyss and True Lies are my biggest blu wants.

I love how the only two Cameron bluray must-haves for me still are waiting in the wings.

God, I love me some True Lies.

I don't even think my family has the dvd. It's going to be glorious to compare it with my VHS memories.
 
Brave - **** the most widely misread film of 2012? The unfavorable reviews kept me from seeing this for a long time, much longer than I’d put off any other Pixar feature (save Cars 2). Most all criticisms levied revolved around the story being too tired and cliché-reliant. Anyone who thought that is (with the knowledge that this assertion is haughty) bad at understanding movies. Brave turns clichés on themselves, is secretly deep, and is human to the core. The other complaint I saw was that once
Elinor turns into a bear, the interesting Merida/Elinor relationship is stopped from developing. which is...what even. The opposite happens, concretely.
I wish they’d gone with the original title The Bear and the Bow, because it’s far more evocative of what this story is: one of the legends described in the film. It’s a lofty tale that rings true at the center and allows people to understand each other. The interpersonal relationship that serves as the focus here just happens to be maybe the best mother-daughter relationship in a movie thus far in the decade. I can't think of a better one off the top of my head. Truly belongs in the upper tier of Pixar features. This essay by Lili Loofbourow in the new inquiry nails how Brave subverts/knowingly plays into clichés, comprehends mother-daughter relationships especially in adolescence, and breaks a barrier in fairy tale film.
 
Which 3D BRDs do yall recommend? I bought Avatar, Cave of the Forgotten Dreams, Dial M, Hugo, Prometheus, Tangled and Tron Legacy. I've looked through the list of everything, and nothing else stands out, but it's obviously easy to overlook something cool.
 
Which 3D BRDs do yall recommend? I bought Avatar, Cave of the Forgotten Dreams, Dial M, Hugo, Prometheus, Tangled and Tron Legacy. I've looked through the list of everything, and nothing else stands out, but it's obviously easy to over look something cool.

You did good. How to Train Your Dragon has pretty great 3D.
 
Not in the mood to go into depth, but......

The Hobbit- 7 (A little better then TTT but not quite as good as Return of the King. None of those are close to Fellowship).

Killer Joe- 8 (Fucked up movie but a lot of fun. Great performances all around).

Silver Lining Playbook- 10 (No it is not perfect, but it was pretty damn great).

Premium Rush- 7 (Just stupid fun, great performance by Shannon).

Lincoln- 7

Anna Karenina- 5

Argo- 7.1

Life of Pi- 8

Skyfall- 6
 
Arthur Christmas

Outside of the opening sequence, this wasn't very good. The 91% on RT fooled me. Dreadful script, with a few humorous lines. It seemed like Bill Nighy was the only one who gave a decent/good performance. This is the second Sony Pictures Animation film I've seen, the first being Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs which was definitely better.
Brave - **** the most widely misread film of 2012? The unfavorable reviews kept me from seeing this for a long time, much longer than I’d put off any other Pixar feature (save Cars 2). Most all criticisms levied revolved around the story being too tired and cliché-reliant. Anyone who thought that is (with the knowledge that this assertion is haughty) bad at understanding movies. Brave turns clichés on themselves, is secretly deep, and is human to the core. The other complaint I saw was that once
Elinor turns into a bear, the interesting Merida/Elinor relationship is stopped from developing. which is...what even. The opposite happens, concretely.
I wish they’d gone with the original title The Bear and the Bow, because it’s far more evocative of what this story is: one of the legends described in the film. It’s a lofty tale that rings true at the center and allows people to understand each other. The interpersonal relationship that serves as the focus here just happens to be maybe the best mother-daughter relationship in a movie thus far in the decade. I can't think of a better one off the top of my head. Truly belongs in the upper tier of Pixar features. This essay by Lili Loofbourow in the new inquiry nails how Brave subverts/knowingly plays into clichés, comprehends mother-daughter relationships especially in adolescence, and breaks a barrier in fairy tale film.
I will definitely give that essay a read.
 
You Moulin Rouge hating fucks sicken me, so I don't know if you care to hear about a musical, but I watched My Fair Lady today, and it's an awesome movie. Hepburn's singing parts were mostly dubbed, but despite that it was a charming performance, and Harrison fit his role well. One of the best musicals I've seen.
 
Brave - **** the most widely misread film of 2012? The unfavorable reviews kept me from seeing this for a long time, much longer than I’d put off any other Pixar feature (save Cars 2). Most all criticisms levied revolved around the story being too tired and cliché-reliant. Anyone who thought that is (with the knowledge that this assertion is haughty) bad at understanding movies. Brave turns clichés on themselves, is secretly deep, and is human to the core. The other complaint I saw was that once
Elinor turns into a bear, the interesting Merida/Elinor relationship is stopped from developing. which is...what even. The opposite happens, concretely.
I wish they’d gone with the original title The Bear and the Bow, because it’s far more evocative of what this story is: one of the legends described in the film. It’s a lofty tale that rings true at the center and allows people to understand each other. The interpersonal relationship that serves as the focus here just happens to be maybe the best mother-daughter relationship in a movie thus far in the decade. I can't think of a better one off the top of my head. Truly belongs in the upper tier of Pixar features. This essay by Lili Loofbourow in the new inquiry nails how Brave subverts/knowingly plays into clichés, comprehends mother-daughter relationships especially in adolescence, and breaks a barrier in fairy tale film.

very nice write-up. i'm puzzled on how poorly understood this movie this is.
 
I don't know why anyone would presume people don't 'understand' Brave, as if people claiming to not enjoy it must also inherently not understand it. Comprehension can result in enjoyment, but it does not automatically lead to it. I understand the film, I just don't think it's good.

The central relationship is nuanced, but I don't think it's interesting, and the trappings are rote. And if it's attempt is to be a somber drama, then it fails because it's hugely weighted with lackluster humour. There is value in misleading an audience, drawing people to see a film they otherwise wouldn't, but Brave isn't that, it's still 80% the animated princess fairytale in the Disney tradition.
 
It was much more straightforward than I thought it'd be, being a film from Lynch. It wasn't any less fucked up though. Shit was disturbing.

Next up is Le Cercle Rouge.
I said gottdamn that's a double feature. If you haven't seen Army of Shadows, I'd check that out too. It's Le Cercle Rouge as played out through World War II.
 
I'm really annoyed, there are blu ray rips of Cloud Atlas on torrent sites, two months before it's even at the cinemas here.

I don't get why the UK is treated like shit with release dates, it's bullshit. Two or three weeks for Les Mis is one thing, but this is moronic.
 
I don't know why anyone would presume people don't 'understand' Brave, as if people claiming to not enjoy it must also inherently not understand it. Comprehension can result in enjoyment, but it does not automatically lead to it. I understand the film, I just don't think it's good.

The central relationship is nuanced, but I don't think it's interesting, and the trappings are rote. And if it's attempt is to be a somber drama, then it fails because it's hugely weighted with lackluster humour. There is value in misleading an audience, drawing people to see a film they otherwise wouldn't, but Brave isn't that, it's still 80% the animated princess fairytale in the Disney tradition.
*scratches head*
 
Beasts of the Southern Wild - **1/2 Would have been the best music video of the year. A vivid world that's ambiguous, not in any constructive way. the ambiguity only prevents the Bathtub/Levee division from having much of any metaphorical meaning (and searching for any metaphor that could serve, be it racism in general or Katrina or anything else, feels even more awkward and fruitless when you learn the writer and director are white NYC natives). the father character is sloppily written, so the father-daughter relationship never really lands. acting from the two leads is pretty great though. cinematography is useless past the first scene. there the mobile camera has these awesome and bright images entrancing you, past that the constant motion and bad framing are nothing but annoying.
I don't know why anyone would presume people don't 'understand' Brave, as if people claiming to not enjoy it must also inherently not understand it. Comprehension can result in enjoyment, but it does not automatically lead to it. I understand the film, I just don't think it's good.

The central relationship is nuanced, but I don't think it's interesting, and the trappings are rote. And if it's attempt is to be a somber drama, then it fails because it's hugely weighted with lackluster humour. There is value in misleading an audience, drawing people to see a film they otherwise wouldn't, but Brave isn't that, it's still 80% the animated princess fairytale in the Disney tradition.

brave never tries to be a somber drama. I never once actually worried that
the mom would be a bear forever.
I found the tangible stakes pretty low overall, actually, which was what was so interesting: the real tension in the film lies in that nuanced relationship which I contend is very interesting. It's examined from just about every angle possible. The trappings aren't rote because they're a very precise blend of princess film cliches. and the fact that the mother is alive and involved at all automatically precludes it from being like 80% of animated fairy tales.
oh, and I also didn't think the humor flopped. Not all of it succeeded winningly, but
a bear trying to act civilized
garners those animalistic, basic types of laughter. It's very obvious and trodden, but I couldn't help from chuckling at it.
 
I'm really annoyed, there are blu ray rips of Cloud Atlas on torrent sites, two months before it's even at the cinemas here.

I don't get why the UK is treated like shit with release dates, it's bullshit. Two or three weeks for Les Mis is one thing, but this is moronic.

I bet you still get it before Aus. We get it liked Feb 28th.
 
Yeah it sucks. My country is not very kind either. I don't know when Lincoln will come. Have to be very patient.

We just got Albert Nobbs. Some movies come really fast, some are a long wait lol.

By the way, Merry Christmas movie gaf! I hope you have a good time!
 
Since it's Christmas, what's your favorite Christmas film GAF?

It's funny, I watched Mean Girls and Prometheus this week, and I'd never noticed they took place at Christmas. It's almost as if their Xmasness is invisible till it's the right season.
 
Taken 2 - 8/10

We're done right? they successfully flipped the script with the plotting of this movie as a revenge flick. With the ending presented they shouldn't make a third movie. The Mills' story is done regardless of the exceptional box office returns.

As for the presentation, slightly better than average picture quality via Amazon Prime Instant Video. The picture was darker and not as crisp as what the Blu-ray would be. The DD 5.1 isn't really comparable, but it was good enough for a streaming experience. Amazon offered me a $15 credit because I hard pre-ordered the Blu-ray. Is the future of digital distribution here with one month digital releases before the physical copy is released?
 
I thought Taken 2 sucked balls. Poorly directed action and Dos Equis man as the main villian was laughable. I was shaking my head the entire time.
 
Taken 2 was really not good. Even looked at purely as a "Liam Neeson killing fools" joint, it was boring, had terrible camera work, and just meh meh meh. None of the ruthless badassery of the first.
 
The Abyss

It raised lots of questions, had the kind of typical Cameron characters and not so subtle messages, there was lots of cheese, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy the heck out of it. Totally digged Biehn with that hot mustache too lol. Loved it.
 
The Abyss

It raised lots of question, had the kind of typical Cameron Characters and not so subtle messages, there was lots of cheese, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy the heck out of it. Totally digged Biehn with that hot mustache too lol. Loved it.

The important question is whether you cried during the resuscitation scene.

Oh, and if you have it on DVD makes sure you watch the making of The Abyss. The hardest film shoot in film history bar none. Even trumps Apocalypse Now.
 
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