The only thing that could save windows 8 would be to make the metro UI optional for desktops and laptops.
I know of 4 people right off the top of my head whom i would suggest upgrading at that point.
Even though for the staggering cost of about two minutes of their time they could have that metro UI be effectively disabled through a simple 3rd party tool?
I don't know, am I just being stupid here? At this point metro *IS* optional for anyone who knows how to download a program.