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[RatskyWatsky]

Happy New Year, etc. etc.

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I'd say 5" long at best.

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That's flaccid, right?

 

[Nlroh]

7 pm and I'm just waking up. I need help.

 

[VICTORsaurio]

Happy New Year, etc. etc.

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That's flaccid, right?

no

 

[krypt0nian]

no

You could have put your eye out.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

no

Oh sis. You gotta dump him immediately. No one should suffer through life with a partner that small.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

5 inches isn't that bad guys, it's like, just below average, no?

 

[krypt0nian]

5 inches isn't that bad guys, it's like, just below average, no?

5" and pencil thin is close to a hazard.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

5 inches isn't that bad guys, it's like, just below average, no?

The average is 8 3/4 inches. 5 inches is a micropenis.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

well pencil dick is not good, but length wise I don't see a problem :x

 

[HylianTom]

Well.. HylianGreg's sniffles from this morning have turned into a full-blown flu-type thing over the course of 12 hours. He's downed a bottle of wine and has passed-out. I'm watching the LSU-Clemson game, flipping back-and-forth to The Twilight Zone (my favorite TV show of all time).

Maybe I'll start planning my next Oblivion character.. I'll want a challenge - something unusual.
- no melee weapon whatsoever
- no magical abilities
- no armor - likes to wear enchanted high-class clothing
- standard difficulty
- an alchemist
- marksman
- sneaky/acrobatic/athletic

Seems difficult. This'll require some patience, lots of sneakiness, and plenty of retreating.

*sigh*

 

[Dead Prince]

The average is 8 3/4 inches. 5 inches is a micropenis.

.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

.

That makes me average then

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[Dead Prince]

That makes me average then

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go average with your bf bro.

 

[VICTORsaurio]

As I said, I really don't have a problem with lenght since I'm not much bigger myself (the other 2 penises I've seen were only slightly bigger/smaller).

But I don't know, thin penises are weird!!!!

On the other hand maybe I shouldn't care as I'm mostly top (Though I enjoy ocassionally bottoming as well). I'll give him another chance. First impressions can be deceiving...

 

[sphinx]

The average is 8 3/4 inches. 5 inches is a micropenis.

lolwut

8.75 average? among horses, maybe.

 

[DR2K]

Just got back from a date, fun way to ring in the New Year.

 

[VICTORsaurio]

lolwut

8.75 average? among horses, maybe.

wikipedia says 5.1–5.9, so I guess (hope) he's just trolling

 

[Dead Prince]

wikipedia says 5.1–5.9, so I guess (hope) he's just trolling

if you're in the lesser club.

 

[sphinx]

wikipedia says 5.1–5.9, so I guess (hope) he's just trolling

anything above 7.8 (or 20 cms) is massive, WAY above average.

and few can take it, only true power bottoms, so it's more of a burden to have a big tool.

 

[DR2K]

and few can take it, only true power bottoms, so it's more of a burden to have a big tool.

You speak from experience, lol?

 

[Weenerz]

That makes me average then

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Oh my

 

[krypt0nian]

anything above 7.8 (or 20 cms) is massive, WAY above average.

and few can take it, only true power bottoms, so it's more of a burden to have a big tool.

I guess I play with power bottoms. =)

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

meh, cock talk.

Happy new year people. Enjoy!

 

[Henchmen21]

7 pm and I'm just waking up. I need help.

Pfft. 8pm where I am and just getting up (but than I have a habit of bad sleeping patterns).

 

[RatskyWatsky]

8.75 average? among horses, maybe.

Nope, not horses. Just grown men.

 

[DR2K]

Nope, not horses. Just grown men.

That's not even an average in gay porn, lol.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

That's not even an average in gay porn, lol.

I know. In gay porn they choose guys with even bigger cocks.

 

[Dead Prince]

I know. In gay porn they choose guys with even bigger cocks.

unless you watch asian porn.

 

[TheSeks]

meh, cock talk.

Seriously, we know Krypto and Ratsky are size-queens with over-inflated (harr harr) expectations. Do we really have to go through this cycle to ring in the new year?

 

[Dead Man]

Seriously, we know Krypto and Ratsky are size-queens with over-inflated (harr harr) expectations. Do we really have to go through this cycle to ring in the new year?

Apparently.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Do we really have to go through this cycle to ring in the new year?

Yes. Yes we do. Next it's going to be the definitive Bear vs Twinks battle, followed by a discussion of age discrepancy in relationships. Then we'll have to find a different member to lampoon; DR2K is so 2012.

 

[Wilsongt]

If I roll my eyes anymore at this current discussion they are going to pop out the back of my head.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

If I roll my eyes anymore at this current discussion they are going to pop out the back of my head.

I know, right? I can't believe some people are trying to lower the worldwide penis size average to inflate their egos. I mean, facts are facts.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Dick conversation seems so boring to me (at least during this time). So overrated. But, whatever you guys like.

 

[Delio]

So are we saying everyone in this thread ( bar a few) are well over 8 inches? Or is everyone super low?

 

[Dead Prince]

Dick conversation seems so boring to me (at least during this time). But, whatever you guys like.

when 2013 rolls around for the rest of the world we'll start with a new topic. let's just enjoy it while we can.

 

[Dead Man]

So are we saying everyone in this thread ( bar a few) are well over 8 inches? Or is everyone super low?

I think we have established that the only people with less than 8 inches are those with 5 inches. There is no other size.

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

I feel as though anyone under 8" should just bottom

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I feel as though anyone under 8" should just bottom

That's a good thought, but unfortunately for them, I like to have something to grab onto when I'm topping. My absolute minimum for bottoms is 7 2/3 inches.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

 

[BlazingDarkness]

Oh my

;D

 

[Sai-kun]

I feel as though anyone under 9" should just bottom

Fixed. And I don't bottom for under 9". It's a rule. Why exist at all if you don't have 9" or more?

 

[Dead Man]

That's a good thought, but unfortunately for them, I like to have something to grab onto when I'm topping. My absolute minimum for bottoms is 7 2/3 inches.

That's how feel too. I find anyone under 10 is a bit disappointing actually.

 

[kitchenmotors]

Fixed. And I don't bottom for under 9". It's a rule. Why exist at all if you don't have 9" or more?

 

[VICTORsaurio]

oh God... What have I done? what kind of monster did I unleash?

 

[Dead Prince]

oh God... What have I done? what kind of monster did I unleash?

cock monsters.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Thread sometimes kind of makes me want to be asexual lol.

Don't mind me, I'm just drunk.

 

[Dead Prince]

Thread sometimes kind of makes me want to be asexual lol.

Don't mind me, I'm just drunk.

drunk post best post. how you feeling bro.

 

[Delio]

meh I wont be messing with you if you don't have a nice handful of butt. SORRY.

 

[Wilsongt]

meh I wont be messing with you if you don't have a nice handful of butt. SORRY.

*looks behind him* I've got lots of junk in the trunk.