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For the people who might be interested, I want to let you know that I'm feeling a bit better. I cleaned my life a little since Sunday and I'm trying to stop my various addictions. I got some help from my boss by talking a lot about my current situation.

Sometimes you realize that you want to be super popular and you do stupid things to go along with it. Today I came to realize that I'm just a big dorky guy, but I'm glad to be that way.
 
JeFfRey said:
For the people who might be interested, I want to let you know that I'm feeling a bit better. I cleaned my life a little since Sunday and I'm trying to stop my various addictions. I got some help from my boss by talking a lot about my current situation.

Sometimes you realize that you want to be super popular and you do stupid things to go along with it. Today I came to realize that I'm just a big dorky guy, but I'm glad to be that way.
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:thumbs up:
 
BeesEight said:
Well, I feel thoroughly retarded.

Spent like two hours on the damn things only for my friend to inform me that you can use weapons two handed. Tried that, beat it on the first go.

The first level of pyromancy flame cast too long to hit them, unfortunately. They kept flying away whenever I tried to blow them up with that.
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All part of the learning process. :) Since I'm relatively weak, I rely mostly on dodging and such.

It's interesting to see the different approaches that people take when playing and how subjective the difficulty for me. The gargoyles took me forever, but I beat the Capra Demon on my first try. The journey is only beginning.
sphinx said:
would you show me those thunder thighs of yours you were talking about some posts back?
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Thunder thighs are overrated.
 
sphinx said:
I love hugs ^_^
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=D

Necromanti said:
All part of the learning process. :) Since I'm relatively weak, I rely mostly on dodging and such.

It's interesting to see the different approaches that people take when playing and how subjective the difficulty for me. The gargoyles took me forever, but I beat the Capra Demon on my first try. The journey is only beginning.
Thunder thighs are overrated.
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I'm so glad I'm not the only one. It was so frustrating hearing those damn bells ringing the whole time. The Taurus demon I had relatively little problem with when I first encountered him. I'm excited that so many different playstyles work.

Anyone have any idea what human form does? Must be some slick bonuses since you lose it on death and it costs humanity to enter.
 
BeesEight said:
Anyone have any idea what human form does? Must be some slick bonuses since you lose it on death and it costs humanity to enter.
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The main things you need to know about being in human form is that:

- You are susceptible to invasion by other players.
- It allows you to summon other players.

- It allows you to kindle bonfires.
Wilsongt said:
My pants fit just fine. It accents my ass if the jeans are tight around my thighs.
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I've always struggled to find pants that fit, and usually had to go several waist sizes above what I needed to accommodate rump volume. But all is well when you have a pair that finally fits, though. :) I would kill for skinnier thighs.
 
Necromanti said:
The main things you need to know about being in human form is that:

- You are susceptible to invasion by other players.
- It allows you to summon other players.

- It allows you to kindle bonfires.
I've always struggled to find pants that fit, and usually had to go several waist sizes above what I needed to accommodate rump volume. But all is well when you have a pair that finally fits, though. :) I would kill for skinnier thighs.
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I call myself fat, but I really think a lot of the weight is found in my thighs...
 
WTF, my fairly conservative Christian friend who is staunchly against premarital sex just had a pregnancy scare... She constantly complains about being unattractive, and to be fair, she's also fairly overweight. There goes whatever shred of self-confidence I had left. :|
 
Necromanti said:
WTF, my fairly conservative Christian friend who is staunchly against premarital sex just had a pregnancy scare... She constantly complains about being unattractive, and to be fair, she's also fairly overweight. There goes whatever shred of self-confidence I had left. :|
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what are you trying to say here.
 
JeFfRey said:
For the people who might be interested, I want to let you know that I'm feeling a bit better. I cleaned my life a little since Sunday and I'm trying to stop my various addictions. I got some help from my boss by talking a lot about my current situation.

Sometimes you realize that you want to be super popular and you do stupid things to go along with it. Today I came to realize that I'm just a big dorky guy, but I'm glad to be that way.
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I'm glad of reading that, like really glad, you seem like a good guy, really, that's perhaps why we were so altered about your infamous "sentence", I you were a dick we'd said "Go with it". Hope everything keeps getting better!

Necromanti said:
It's a miracle that she was in a situation in which she had intercourse. Maybe the more you want it, the less you get it.
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Yep! That's precislely it!.. Hmm but what are you telling us there O.o

Rm88~ said:
Yup. It's okay, though, I haven't felt like dating in ages :P I'm rather busy right now with work, thesis and other stuff.
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People like a grounded mind (I know I do) just hope you are not that busy.
 
Ahasverus said:
Yep! That's precislely it!.. Hmm but what are you telling us there O.o.
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mantidor said:
This has to be one of the craziest jumps in logic I've seen, if anything this is telling you your low self-confidence is absurd, even the overweight unattractive is getting laid.
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Contrarily, it justifies it due to the fact that even the overweight, unattractive person has better success. :d I guess you can never truly stifle the niggling voice in the dark recesses of your mind.
 
Necromanti said:
WTF, my fairly conservative Christian friend who is staunchly against premarital sex just had a pregnancy scare... She constantly complains about being unattractive, and to be fair, she's also fairly overweight. There goes whatever shred of self-confidence I had left. :|
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This has to be one of the craziest jumps in logic I've seen, if anything this is telling you your low self-confidence is absurd, even the overweight unattractive is getting laid.
 
Necromanti said:
:(
Contrarily, it justifies it due to the fact that even the overweight, unattractive person has better success. :d
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The golden rule is: have a good time.
If you are relaxed, and let's say you chat with someone, about anything really, and the conversation goes well, you are fun and empathy is present, you'll get laid in the blink of an eye, at the end, we want to be with people that make us feel good, but not with "oh you are so beautiful oh you are so cute" all the time, but those that give us a good time. That's all really, always look for a good time, you have to feel it, then the energy just comes itself.

Hope I help.!
 
Ahasverus said:
The golden rule is: have a good time.
If you are relaxed, and let's say you chat with someone, about anything really, and the conversation goes well, you are fun and empathy is present, you'll get laid in the blink of an eye, at the end, we want to be with people that make us feel good, but not with "oh you are so beautiful oh you are so cute" all the time, but those that give us a good time. That's all really, always look for a good time, you have to feel it, then the energy just comes itself.

Hope I help.!
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I don't like the implications, mister. :P I am good at entertaining people since it's something I learned from my days of depression; making people laugh made me feel better. Be that as it may, it doesn't work if they're all straight. I'm not in a rush to lose my virginity, anyway. It's not the end of the world. :) But sometimes, you get to thinkin'.
 
Necromanti said:
I don't like the implications, mister. :P I am good at entertaining people since it's something I learned from my days of depression; making people laugh made me feel better. Be that as it may, it doesn't work if they're all straight. I'm not in a rush to lose my virginity, anyway. It's not the end of the world. :) But sometimes, you get to thinkin'.
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Hahah that's a different picture.. well, if I was in your place I'll make as many friends as I could (heterosexual) 'cause you never know which one of them will have a friend of a friend of a friend that could be it :P
 
Gay GAF, my pet Snake was acting weird so I took it to the vet and it turns out it's gay. I'm really happy for it and all but FUCK that.

What should I do?
 
Ahasverus said:
lol I was about to ask you how can you tell a snake is gay

Why the hostiity people? That was a joke, sometimes we get too defensive you know..
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The joke here is his penis is ga--

--If I have to explain this, this doesn't make it a joke... does it?
 
TheSeks said:
The joke here is his penis is ga--

--If I have to explain this, this doesn't make it a joke... does it?
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Oh.. where is that Ganpa Simpson entering a burdel gif when you need it?

Edit: yeah!

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Ahasverus said:
lol I was about to ask you how can you tell a snake is gay

Why the hostility people? That was a joke, sometimes we get too defensive you know..
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It's cool, it's my fault.

Soz chums, didn't mean to cause offence, is there any way I can make it up to the people of this thread?
 
DarthWufei said:
Hah yeah it's me. :) Thanks bud!
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I know you didn't mean anything by it, but I've always found the term "bud" or "big guy" so dismissive.

"hey, just wanted to tell you that you look great. Amazing arms."

"Thanks bud", walks away back to the dance floor.

Yes, this did happen to me. I was 22, at a Junior Vasquez party. Walked up to 30+ tank of beef and tried to hook up with him. Fail. ;)

Edit: where's Ham?
 
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