How do you date a beautiful woman?

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keep bullshitting and sending mixed signals back at her while you're trying to decipher how awesome she is and there's a damned good chance that someone who doesn't give anything resembling a fuck comes in, gets straight to the point, puts a smile on her face right off the bat, and has her wondering why she hasn't deleted your number after one good long night

I'm taking her to my church this Sunday and after that I'm spending the entire day with her. I've also told her straight out I like her. So I don't think I'm sending mixed signals just the volume is turned down so I don't scare her off or seem desperate. I'm not desperate.
 
Spent the night with her. I'm pretty sure we are good. I will post a pic when I get home tonight. It's not going to be anything racey.
 
Spent the night with her. I'm pretty sure we are good. I will post a pic when I get home tonight. It's not going to be anything racey.

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Im 33 shes 31. I dont think she would mind these pics as they are in her FB but yeah i hope this doesnt piss her off. Im still in lalaland about everything. She is the coolest girl Ive ever been with.

Oh and give me some dap gaf I came through with pics!


Edit yes my pic is cheesey/dumb/lame etc im not photogenic and always feel like an idiot taking photos. I dont have any just random decent ones of me that are SFW
 
She is very pretty, but you're no slouch yourself. I don't think you have anything to be head tripping about. Good luck!
 
I aint even gay, but I think you're better looking than she is.

She just looks like your everyday brunette with brown eyes and tits that are way too far apart from one another.

edit: on closer inspection, her tits are just the right distance.
 
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Im 33 shes 31. I dont think she would mind these pics as they are in her FB but yeah i hope this doesnt piss her off. Im still in lalaland about everything. She is the coolest girl Ive ever been with.

Oh and give me some dap gaf I came through with pics!


Edit yes my pic is cheesey/dumb/lame etc im not photogenic and always feel like an idiot taking photos. I dont have any just random decent ones of me that are SFW

god forbid, but if you break up with her, i can be your rock and ... well, we'll see how things progress from there :)
 
OP asks how to date a beautiful woman when hes a beautiful man.

This information should have been in the OP.
 
It doesnt help to date less-attractive girls though. To take the edge off its better to date animals. they wont leave you because your clingy or needy. your real life ones will.
 
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Im 33 shes 31. I dont think she would mind these pics as they are in her FB but yeah i hope this doesnt piss her off. Im still in lalaland about everything. She is the coolest girl Ive ever been with.

Oh and give me some dap gaf I came through with pics!


Edit yes my pic is cheesey/dumb/lame etc im not photogenic and always feel like an idiot taking photos. I dont have any just random decent ones of me that are SFW

Oh really?
 
One time when I ordering at McDonalds, there were a group of german chicks eating lunch. Me and this bomb shell made eye to eye contact and a few minutes later she came up to me and gave me her number.

I had a panic attack. I texted her, and arranged a date for the following day. During the time I texted her, my body was shaking like a fucking tree in a tornado, and I couldn't eat a lick. It was fucking awful.

It was my first date ever. I found out she was 23, I was 18, but I was like fuck it. I went on the date, it was probably the most awkward 3 hours of my life. We went to see a movie, and didn't talk. We hardly talked. It was just so fucked up.

Surprisingly enough she gave me a kiss goodnight, when I didn't think there would be one.

We didn't go on a second date, but I still jerk off to her facebook pics to this day.
 
I aint even gay, but I think you're better looking than she is.

She just looks like your everyday brunette with brown eyes and tits that are way too far apart from one another.

edit: on closer inspection, her tits are just the right distance.

So brown eyed people are just everyday people?
 
gatti-man are you tripping son? I don't go down on dudes at all but you're very good looking. she on the other hand, is quite average and even looks a little trashy to me. step your confidence up.
 
gatti-man are you tripping son? I don't go down on dudes at all but you're very good looking. she on the other hand, is quite average and even looks a little trashy to me. step your confidence up.

...I think she's hot. I think he's got a confidence problem if he thinks he's not good looking enough to hang, though.
 
Jesus, it turns out he's better looking than her...this day on GAF has delivered it all. Dude's got his shirt on and you can still tell he's got a hot bod. Not only that but he's got money.
 
To the OP, when did you dating life get better or into some regularity. Most of us take what we get until we get to certain point where we can be confidently start picking and choosing.

At 33, when was it for you (or are you there yet even?).
 
...I think she's hot. I think he's got a confidence problem if he thinks he's not good looking enough to hang, though.

Well I was a bit harsh with "trashy" but I expected a knock out based on how this topic was going. We all have our preferences, so I guess I'll just say she doesn't do it for me. OP's a fine looking guy though, even looks like Dan Savage.
 
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Im 33 shes 31. I dont think she would mind these pics as they are in her FB but yeah i hope this doesnt piss her off. Im still in lalaland about everything. She is the coolest girl Ive ever been with.

Oh and give me some dap gaf I came through with pics!


Edit yes my pic is cheesey/dumb/lame etc im not photogenic and always feel like an idiot taking photos. I dont have any just random decent ones of me that are SFW


Well at least this thread is more believable than the other. Congrats on the girl man, you two look like you would look good together.
 
It's just hilarious to me that when someone on GAF posts pictures of their wife or gf that looks pretty average or below average, everyone is like "Wow dude! She is gorgeous, congratulations!!!" Then someone posts pics of someone that's actually really good looking and it's "Average." "Tits too far apart." "She looks trashy."

Good for you OP, don't listen to what other's are saying, she is really beautiful and you guys make a great couple.
 
It's just hilarious to me that when someone on GAF posts pictures of their wife or gf that looks pretty average or below average, everyone is like "Wow dude! She is gorgeous, congratulations!!!" Then someone posts pics of someone that's actually really good looking and it's "Average." "Tits too far apart." "She looks trashy."

Good for you OP, don't listen to what other's are saying, she is really beautiful and you guys make a great couple.

I'll let you feel superior with your false equivalencies but I could go in the GF/Wife thread and find five better looking women on the last page alone. But I won't do that because that would be creepy. I'm not telling OP not to enjoy whatever relationship may happen, I mean I'm sure she has a great personality but she's nothing special.
 
truth. we were out entertaining friends from out of town one evening at a very nice lounge, and a drunk guy came over and groped my fiancee's butt. i saw her get startled, then look at me, then came over and told me. a few moments later, the guy came by and did it again. she came and told me. i lunged at him, told him what he did was not acceptable, and sent him approximately six right hooks to his jaw, knocking him on his back. one of my out of town friends pulled me off him, and the guy got up and ran off. no harm, no foul. punishment was served.

glad i didn't have brass knuckles, as i'd probably have done him in.


Oh dear, I am embarrassed for you.
 
Confidence is the key.
I used to be very insecure, especially about my looks. But I think I look fine and I am sort of funny, although my sense of humor either comes off as very cynical or just extremely dry.

But yea confidence, good dressing sense, smooth talking and a good knowledge on topics you find interesting will go a long way. I've personally never been intimidated by someone's appearance but personality and knowledge on the other hand is a completely different thing.
 
As a young man, I remember thinking to myself "BULLSHIT" whenever someone told me that beauty was in the eye of the beholder, but as I get older, I really cannot believe how much it actually rings true. I don't find the OP's girl anywhere near as attractive as he does, but listening to him describe her is just an amazing thing to witness. I'm not being sarcastic here. I just can't believe how different people can look at the same thing and see two different things. Amazing.
 
As a young man, I remember thinking to myself "BULLSHIT" whenever someone told me that beauty was in the eye of the beholder, but as I get older, I really cannot believe how much it actually rings true. I don't find the OP's girl anywhere near as attractive as he does, but listening to him describe her is just an amazing thing to witness. I'm not being sarcastic here. I just can't believe how different people can look at the same thing and see two different things. Amazing.

This x a bazillion.
 
I'll let you feel superior with your false equivalencies but I could go in the GF/Wife thread and find five better looking women on the last page alone. But I won't do that because that would be creepy. I'm not telling OP not to enjoy whatever relationship may happen, I mean I'm sure she has a great personality but she's nothing special.

See that's fine. From my point of view she's amazing. Beauty is totally subjective. But for me I haven't seen a girl in recent memory that's her equal. If the whole world thought she was ugly or common it wouldn't matter at all to my personal opinion of her.
 
See that's fine. From my point of view she's amazing. Beauty is totally subjective. But for me I haven't seen a girl in recent memory that's her equal. If the whole world thought she was ugly or common it wouldn't matter at all to my personal opinion of her.


Id say you two are in the same ball park. If you stress it too much if shes that type she might take advantage of it. But do compliment her, specially if when you two spend more time together you pick up on new stuff shes wearing or whatever...
 
I date a woman that is way too hot for me, she's attracted to me because I'm confident / funny / treat her good / and fuck her brains out. Every once and a while be sure to check out another girl in front of her and act busted, be subtle about it. Make sure you are always fun to be around and you'll never be lonely in life.

"Make a woman laugh and you can make her do anything." ~Marilyn Monroe
 
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