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strafer said:
All this thread does now is make me hungry.
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Chuckl3s said:
Maybe someday I will make a thread on it but here is a synopsis. Back in 2006, I was contacted by a producer of the Jerry Springer Show. They were looking for "little people"...midgets you can say. Yes I am a midget. They wanted me to dress up on the PPV Uncensored shows.

I was on a total of four shows, each with a different themes. The first one was the Christmas Special, I was painted up as Rudolph and ran around the set and passed out candy to the audience during the commercial breaks. The second show was the New Years Special where I dressed up as Baby New Year and I was "born" out of a strippers bottom on a gurney. The third was the St Pattys day and of course I dressed as a leprechaun. The final show was the Cinco de Mayo Special and I dressed as a Mexican trying to cross the border. The border patrol were strippers.

At the time, the Springer Show was located in Chicago at the NBC building. So they flew me in, filmed and flew me out. Pretty quick process. During that time we were in the same hotel as the "guest" on the show and even ate dinner with them. We had plenty of time to talk. Some of these were very special people. Their stories were real.

One I remember was a husband and wife. The wife had an affair with her husbands dad. She wanted to leave her husband for the dad but didn't have the balls to tell him in person. So what do you think she wanted to do?!?! Tell it on fuckin Springer. While we were there the husband had no idea what was going to happen. The whole time he thought he was just going to go on the show as a "fake" actor who is going to make a quick buck. They didn't fly the dad in until within the hour of the show. After the show I remember the husband flipping the fuck out and destroyed the dressing room and basically left. I don't know what happened after that. Mind you there was no cameras on him during the destroying of the dressing room so I know it wasn't staged. This guy was fuckin' furious.

I wouldn't doubt some of it is made up but I can guarantee the "stories" are real. The producers will egg them on to make it more dramatic. Even taking the time to separate the people and talk to them alone.
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goddamn. what a mess
 
Chuckl3s said:
Maybe someday I will make a thread on it but here is a synopsis. Back in 2006, I was contacted by a producer of the Jerry Springer Show. They were looking for "little people"...midgets you can say. Yes I am a midget. They wanted me to dress up on the PPV Uncensored shows.

I was on a total of four shows, each with a different themes. The first one was the Christmas Special, I was painted up as Rudolph and ran around the set and passed out candy to the audience during the commercial breaks. The second show was the New Years Special where I dressed up as Baby New Year and I was "born" out of a strippers bottom on a gurney. The third was the St Pattys day and of course I dressed as a leprechaun. The final show was the Cinco de Mayo Special and I dressed as a Mexican trying to cross the border. The border patrol were strippers.

At the time, the Springer Show was located in Chicago at the NBC building. So they flew me in, filmed and flew me out. Pretty quick process. During that time we were in the same hotel as the "guest" on the show and even ate dinner with them. We had plenty of time to talk. Some of these were very special people. Their stories were real.

One I remember was a husband and wife. The wife had an affair with her husbands dad. She wanted to leave her husband for the dad but didn't have the balls to tell him in person. So what do you think she wanted to do?!?! Tell it on fuckin Springer. While we were there the husband had no idea what was going to happen. The whole time he thought he was just going to go on the show as a "fake" actor who is going to make a quick buck. They didn't fly the dad in until within the hour of the show. After the show I remember the husband flipping the fuck out and destroyed the dressing room and basically left. I don't know what happened after that. Mind you there was no cameras on him during the destroying of the dressing room so I know it wasn't staged. This guy was fuckin' furious.

I wouldn't doubt some of it is made up but I can guarantee the "stories" are real. The producers will egg them on to make it more dramatic. Even taking the time to separate the people and talk to them alone.
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Amazing. My wife was on the Montel Williams Show, and I got to hang out in the green room all day. That free trip to NYC was sweet.
 
mtsmylie said:
Amazing. My wife was on the Montel Williams Show, and I got to hang out in the green room all day. That free trip to NYC was sweet.
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Yeah the free trip to Chicago was worth it (I also got paid) but I didn't get a chance to explore Chicago. As I said, they fly you in and fly you out. I always tell people that I've been to Chicago four times but never been to Chicago.
 
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O ,ay ne druml bit O still think Aguirre should not be teased. Fuck you all for saying nasty things and being mean just because you don't believe she's a girl. This is the Internet. This is the world. The world has seven billion people and you should accept the fact that everyone pn the Internet is a girl or a man or a woman or a boy or what ever the fuck we are, OK? Just because you have issues you should not force someone to feel the wrath of your nasty words and hatred, _This is Internet bullyign and it's not fun. There's a thread about transvestites on NeogAF and no one would dare to go there to be a little fucking racistst misyogynist bitch like you are here on the funny picturtes thread. Just go there and you will be chomped to daedth by people far more smart than you. Here in the "funny pictures thread evrything" is fine and ooh let's bully peoplle as fast asmd as effoecoemt amd åpssoböe oooh look it's all cool because I posted funny pictures"". No. Somene's gender and identity is not your plate of food you fucking pieces of shit.

Go a ahead EatChildren and ban me, but I feel strongly against bullying and if it's allowed I am ready to be the JESUS CHRIST of this topic you fucking pieces of shit bllies.
 
fortastral said:
O ,ay ne druml bit O still think Aguirre should not be teased. Fuck you all for saying nasty things and being mean just because you don't believe she's a girl. This is the Internet. This is the world. The world has seven billion people and you should accept the fact that everyone pn the Internet is a girl or a man or a woman or a boy or what ever the fuck we are, OK? Just because you have issues you should not force someone to feel the wrath of your nasty words and hatred, _This is Internet bullyign and it's not fun. There's a thread about transvestites on NeogAF and no one would dare to go there to be a little fucking racistst misyogynist bitch like you are here on the funny picturtes thread. Just go there and you will be chomped to daedth by people far more smart than you. Here in the "funny pictures thread evrything" is fine and ooh let's bully peoplle as fast asmd as effoecoemt amd åpssoböe oooh look it's all cool because I posted funny pictures"". No. Somene's gender and identity is not your plate of food you fucking pieces of shit.

Go a ahead EatChildren and ban me, but I feel strongly against bullying and if it's allowed I am ready to be the JESUS CHRIST of this topic you fucking pieces of shit bllies.
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This is your fault Aguirre. Shame on you.
 
fortastral said:
O ,ay ne druml bit O still think Aguirre should not be teased. Fuck you all for saying nasty things and being mean just because you don't believe she's a girl. This is the Internet. This is the world. The world has seven billion people and you should accept the fact that everyone pn the Internet is a girl or a man or a woman or a boy or what ever the fuck we are, OK? Just because you have issues you should not force someone to feel the wrath of your nasty words and hatred, _This is Internet bullyign and it's not fun. There's a thread about transvestites on NeogAF and no one would dare to go there to be a little fucking racistst misyogynist bitch like you are here on the funny picturtes thread. Just go there and you will be chomped to daedth by people far more smart than you. Here in the "funny pictures thread evrything" is fine and ooh let's bully peoplle as fast asmd as effoecoemt amd åpssoböe oooh look it's all cool because I posted funny pictures"". No. Somene's gender and identity is not your plate of food you fucking pieces of shit.

Go a ahead EatChildren and ban me, but I feel strongly against bullying and if it's allowed I am ready to be the JESUS CHRIST of this topic you fucking pieces of shit bllies.
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fortastral said:
O ,ay ne druml bit O still think Aguirre should not be teased. Fuck you all for saying nasty things and being mean just because you don't believe she's a girl. This is the Internet. This is the world. The world has seven billion people and you should accept the fact that everyone pn the Internet is a girl or a man or a woman or a boy or what ever the fuck we are, OK? Just because you have issues you should not force someone to feel the wrath of your nasty words and hatred, _This is Internet bullyign and it's not fun. There's a thread about transvestites on NeogAF and no one would dare to go there to be a little fucking racistst misyogynist bitch like you are here on the funny picturtes thread. Just go there and you will be chomped to daedth by people far more smart than you. Here in the "funny pictures thread evrything" is fine and ooh let's bully peoplle as fast asmd as effoecoemt amd åpssoböe oooh look it's all cool because I posted funny pictures"". No. Somene's gender and identity is not your plate of food you fucking pieces of shit.

Go a ahead EatChildren and ban me, but I feel strongly against bullying and if it's allowed I am ready to be the JESUS CHRIST of this topic you fucking pieces of shit bllies.
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fortastral said:
O ,ay ne druml bit O still think Aguirre should not be teased. Fuck you all for saying nasty things and being mean just because you don't believe she's a girl. This is the Internet. This is the world. The world has seven billion people and you should accept the fact that everyone pn the Internet is a girl or a man or a woman or a boy or what ever the fuck we are, OK? Just because you have issues you should not force someone to feel the wrath of your nasty words and hatred, _This is Internet bullying and it's not fun. There's a thread about transvestites on NeogAF and no one would dare to go there to be a little fucking racistst misyogynist bitch like you are here on the funny pictures thread. Just go there and you will be chomped to daedth by people far more smart than you. Here in the "funny pictures thread evrything" is fine and ooh let's bully peoplle as fast asmd as effoecoemt amd åpssoböe oooh look it's all cool because I posted funny pictures"". No. Somene's gender and identity is not your plate of food you fucking pieces of shit.

Go a ahead EatChildren and ban me, but I feel strongly against bullying and if it's allowed I am ready to be the JESUS CHRIST of this topic you fucking pieces of shit bllies.
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Jesus Christ bro, You got balls, i'll give you that.


I get whatcha mean though, i defended RockXLight just the same

Hopefully you dont get banned though, being a junior n' all that would suck!

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fortastral said:
O ,ay ne druml bit O still think Aguirre should not be teased. Fuck you all for saying nasty things and being mean just because you don't believe she's a girl. This is the Internet. This is the world. The world has seven billion people and you should accept the fact that everyone pn the Internet is a girl or a man or a woman or a boy or what ever the fuck we are, OK? Just because you have issues you should not force someone to feel the wrath of your nasty words and hatred, _This is Internet bullyign and it's not fun. There's a thread about transvestites on NeogAF and no one would dare to go there to be a little fucking racistst misyogynist bitch like you are here on the funny picturtes thread. Just go there and you will be chomped to daedth by people far more smart than you. Here in the "funny pictures thread evrything" is fine and ooh let's bully peoplle as fast asmd as effoecoemt amd åpssoböe oooh look it's all cool because I posted funny pictures"". No. Somene's gender and identity is not your plate of food you fucking pieces of shit.

Go a ahead EatChildren and ban me, but I feel strongly against bullying and if it's allowed I am ready to be the JESUS CHRIST of this topic you fucking pieces of shit bllies.
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I-I bet he's very sorry.
 
fortastral said:
O ,ay ne druml bit O still think Aguirre should not be teased. Fuck you all for saying nasty things and being mean just because you don't believe she's a girl. This is the Internet. This is the world. The world has seven billion people and you should accept the fact that everyone pn the Internet is a girl or a man or a woman or a boy or what ever the fuck we are, OK? Just because you have issues you should not force someone to feel the wrath of your nasty words and hatred, _This is Internet bullyign and it's not fun. There's a thread about transvestites on NeogAF and no one would dare to go there to be a little fucking racistst misyogynist bitch like you are here on the funny picturtes thread. Just go there and you will be chomped to daedth by people far more smart than you. Here in the "funny pictures thread evrything" is fine and ooh let's bully peoplle as fast asmd as effoecoemt amd åpssoböe oooh look it's all cool because I posted funny pictures"". No. Somene's gender and identity is not your plate of food you fucking pieces of shit.

Go a ahead EatChildren and ban me, but I feel strongly against bullying and if it's allowed I am ready to be the JESUS CHRIST of this topic you fucking pieces of shit bllies.
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What are you even upset about? You seriously need to chill out bro(or broette).
 
Chuckl3s said:
Maybe someday I will make a thread on it but here is a synopsis. Back in 2006, I was contacted by a producer of the Jerry Springer Show. They were looking for "little people"...midgets you can say. Yes I am a midget. They wanted me to dress up on the PPV Uncensored shows.

I was on a total of four shows, each with a different themes. The first one was the Christmas Special, I was painted up as Rudolph and ran around the set and passed out candy to the audience during the commercial breaks. The second show was the New Years Special where I dressed up as Baby New Year and I was "born" out of a strippers bottom on a gurney. The third was the St Pattys day and of course I dressed as a leprechaun. The final show was the Cinco de Mayo Special and I dressed as a Mexican trying to cross the border. The border patrol were strippers.
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... ... ... I'm clearly focusing on the wrong part of this story here.
 
fortastral said:
O ,ay ne druml bit O still think Aguirre should not be teased. Fuck you all for saying nasty things and being mean just because you don't believe she's a girl. This is the Internet. This is the world. The world has seven billion people and you should accept the fact that everyone pn the Internet is a girl or a man or a woman or a boy or what ever the fuck we are, OK? Just because you have issues you should not force someone to feel the wrath of your nasty words and hatred, _This is Internet bullyign and it's not fun. There's a thread about transvestites on NeogAF and no one would dare to go there to be a little fucking racistst misyogynist bitch like you are here on the funny picturtes thread. Just go there and you will be chomped to daedth by people far more smart than you. Here in the "funny pictures thread evrything" is fine and ooh let's bully peoplle as fast asmd as effoecoemt amd åpssoböe oooh look it's all cool because I posted funny pictures"". No. Somene's gender and identity is not your plate of food you fucking pieces of shit.

Go a ahead EatChildren and ban me, but I feel strongly against bullying and if it's allowed I am ready to be the JESUS CHRIST of this topic you fucking pieces of shit bllies.
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fortastral said:
O ,ay ne druml bit O still think Aguirre should not be teased. Fuck you all for saying nasty things and being mean just because you don't believe she's a girl. This is the Internet. This is the world. The world has seven billion people and you should accept the fact that everyone pn the Internet is a girl or a man or a woman or a boy or what ever the fuck we are, OK? Just because you have issues you should not force someone to feel the wrath of your nasty words and hatred, _This is Internet bullyign and it's not fun. There's a thread about transvestites on NeogAF and no one would dare to go there to be a little fucking racistst misyogynist bitch like you are here on the funny picturtes thread. Just go there and you will be chomped to daedth by people far more smart than you. Here in the "funny pictures thread evrything" is fine and ooh let's bully peoplle as fast asmd as effoecoemt amd åpssoböe oooh look it's all cool because I posted funny pictures"". No. Somene's gender and identity is not your plate of food you fucking pieces of shit.

Go a ahead EatChildren and ban me, but I feel strongly against bullying and if it's allowed I am ready to be the JESUS CHRIST of this topic you fucking pieces of shit bllies.
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fortastral said:
O ,ay ne druml bit O still think Aguirre should not be teased. Fuck you all for saying nasty things and being mean just because you don't believe she's a girl. This is the Internet. This is the world. The world has seven billion people and you should accept the fact that everyone pn the Internet is a girl or a man or a woman or a boy or what ever the fuck we are, OK? Just because you have issues you should not force someone to feel the wrath of your nasty words and hatred, _This is Internet bullyign and it's not fun. There's a thread about transvestites on NeogAF and no one would dare to go there to be a little fucking racistst misyogynist bitch like you are here on the funny picturtes thread. Just go there and you will be chomped to daedth by people far more smart than you. Here in the "funny pictures thread evrything" is fine and ooh let's bully peoplle as fast asmd as effoecoemt amd åpssoböe oooh look it's all cool because I posted funny pictures"". No. Somene's gender and identity is not your plate of food you fucking pieces of shit.

Go a ahead EatChildren and ban me, but I feel strongly against bullying and if it's allowed I am ready to be the JESUS CHRIST of this topic you fucking pieces of shit bllies.
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taken by me a few years ago, at the Smithsonian. dude was standing there soaking up whatever it was he thought was emanating from that crystal ball for over 5 minutes.
 
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