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lol, some people just don't deserve the good shit they get.

Sure, lets sell one of our best players EVER. Yup, makes sense.

Nonsensical comments such as those ^^ make me wish we'd get relegated, sometimes.
 
Sell both Benz and Higgy?

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Todays game gonna be interesting

- Schalke has a really bad form
- Huntelaar and other players are injured
- Everybody says Bayern has to win this one
- Ribery won't start probably

All in all it's a very difficult game. I hope they wont underestimate them :/ According to rumors, Robben is going to replace Ribery.
 
Todays game gonna be interesting

- Schalke has a really bad form
- Huntelaar and other players are injured
- Everybody says Bayern has to win this one
- Ribery won't start probably

All in all it's a very difficult game. I hope they wont underestimate them :/ According to rumors, Robben is going to replace Ribery.

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The federation scumbags really are trying their hardest to favour Napoli this year, aren't they? Why the hell does Roma - Juve have to be played on Saturday instead of on Sunday? We have a CL match this week.
 
The federation scumbags really are trying their hardest to favour Napoli this year, aren't they? Why the hell does Roma - Juve have to be played on Saturday instead of on Sunday? We have a CL match this week.

You sound just like Frogson. lol
 
The federation scumbags really are trying their hardest to favour Napoli this year, aren't they? Why the hell does Roma - Juve have to be played on Saturday instead of on Sunday? We have a CL match this week.

Meh, fuck it. We will decimate Roma anyway AND Napoli are going to drop points tonight.

Don't ask me about our game with Fiorentina though.
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Sell both Benz and Higgy?

If CR7 leaves Benz won't have to be sold off. I can actually see benz and falcao play together. Higuain on the other hand... Regardless of what happens to CR7 he will leave anyways. CR7 leaves, Falcao comes and takes Higuain's spot whilst benz takes cr7 spot. CR7 stays, Benz still holds on to his spot, leaving higuain on the bench. Higuain can't win, only way is for him is for benz to get injured long enough for higgy to capitalize.

Either way not a loss but he will be missed if it really happens.

Falcao comes whilst cr7 is still with us is not only stupid, but an absolute waste. Falcao will end up exactly how benz and higgy are atm if he comes and cr7 is still here. funnily enough Benzema is the PERFECT cf for CR7. but because of lack of form thanks to mou amongst other things, he cant finish atm...
I am indifferent to cr7 leaving or staying so its not an issue for me.

oh and lol no ramos wont jump ship. he and flo are real, real close. he may not be cantera but he is practically a true madrid man.

if anyone asks why I say benz is the perfect guy as cf for cr7, let me know and I will elaborate. I will explain on a separate post.
 
If CR7 leaves Benz won't have to be sold off. I can actually see benz and falcao play together. Higuain on the other hand... Regardless of what happens to CR7 he will leave anyways. CR7 leaves, Falcao comes and takes Higuain's spot whilst benz takes cr7 spot. CR7 stays, Benz still holds on to his spot, leaving higuain on the bench. Higuain can't win, only way is for him is for benz to get injured long enough for higgy to capitalize.

Either way not a loss but he will be missed if it really happens.

Falcao comes whilst cr7 is still with us is not only stupid, but an absolute waste. Falcao will end up exactly how benz and higgy are atm if he comes and cr7 is still here.
I don't see how Falcao is a waste if CR7 is there other than it's another star player to deal with. Falcao doesn't appear to have the asshole tendencies of CR7 and is an absolute lethal beast of a striker. The both of them should be able to play together if their ego's would allow it. I understand Falcao wants to be the main man whereever he goes and with his skills understandable but Ronaldo wants the same. If Madrid could manage that then it won't be a problem and you'll have an unstoppable strike force.


oh and lol no ramos wont jump ship. he and flo are real, real close. he may not be cantera but he is practically a true madrid man.

if anyone asks why I say benz is the perfect guy as cf for cr7, let me know and I will elaborate. I will explain on a separate post.
Cool about Ramos. Just wondering as I'm sure Mourinho wouldn't mind Ramos being shipped out.

And I'm interested to know why you think Benzema would be a perfect fit but arguably the most clinical striker in the world wouldn't be a perfect fit?
 
Falcao comes whilst cr7 is still with us is not only stupid, but an absolute waste. Falcao will end up exactly how benz and higgy are atm if he comes and cr7 is still here.
I am indifferent to cr7 leaving or staying so its not an issue for me.

oh and lol no ramos wont jump ship. he and flo are real, real close. he may not be cantera but he is practically a true madrid man.

You want Benz to play on the wing? Ronaldo is not Messi, he doesn't play in the middle.


Ronaldo is a fucking winger who scores 50+ fucking goals in every fucking season, you can't find someone like him anywhere. If you couldn't win it with him, you're certainly not good enough to win it without him.

Ronaldo being a goal-scoring winger gives Mourinho/[insert new inferior coach] great flexibility upfront. As in, you can have him AND Falcao playing together. You can't have that with Benzema, who's not a natural winger.
 
The nicknames of the Bayern players:

Neuer: Manu
Alaba: Alabasi
Boateng: Boa
Rafinha: Rafi
Van Buyten: The Rock
Tymoschuck: T44, Timo
Martinez: Xaver
Ribéry: Filou, Flagada, Franz
Gustavo: Gustl
Mandzukic: Mandzu
Lahm: Wireless Lahm (lol)
Shaqiri: Shaq
 
So hard to choose between Newcastle and Spurs.

I want them both to suffer.

Easy! Which one do you prefer?

Newcastle win:
-Wenger, faridmon and LiverpoolGAF are closer to a CL spot.
-Lightning trolls SpursGAF
-Cocky kofoo for a week.

Spurs win:
-They put a dent in Wenger's 4th spot aspirations
-We get '8 years' gifs and memes
-Spurs GAF WILL troll Lightning
-kofoo suffers for a week
 
Easy! Which one do you prefer?

Newcastle win:
-Wenger, faridmon and LiverpoolGAF are closer to a CL spot.
-Lightning trolls SpursGAF
-Cocky kofoo for a week.

Spurs win:
-They put a dent in Wenger's 4th spot aspirations
-We get '8 years' gifs and memes
-Spurs GAF WILL troll Lightning
-kofoo suffers for a week

Newcastle it is then.
 
Easy! Which one do you prefer?

Newcastle win:
-Wenger, faridmon and LiverpoolGAF are closer to a CL spot.

Oh how ticklish

I can almost hear, can almost perceive in some dream-vision, the "BACK WHERE WE BELONG" gibberish, the toxic fog of DESERVE, the damp-eyed regret in some quarters that it weren't Rafa what done it.
 
i'm rooting for spurs and arsenal to keep winning for the tantalizing prospect of chelsea once again finishing outside the top 4.
 
I don't see how Falcao is a waste if CR7 is there other than it's another star player to deal with. Falcao doesn't appear to have the asshole tendencies of CR7 and is an absolute lethal beast of a striker. The both of them should be able to play together if their ego's would allow it. I understand Falcao wants to be the main man whereever he goes and with his skills understandable but Ronaldo wants the same. If Madrid could manage that then it won't be a problem and you'll have an unstoppable strike force.


Cool about Ramos. Just wondering as I'm sure Mourinho wouldn't mind Ramos being shipped out.

And I'm interested to know why you think Benzema would be a perfect fit but arguably the most clinical striker in the world wouldn't be a perfect fit?

Benzema perfectly compliments Cristiano Ronaldo's game. Cristiano is not a winger, he is what I call a "stinger". CR7 makes all the runs that a classic 9 would do. Since Real Madrid revolves around CR7, Benzema is perfect since he prefers to playmake and create chances than scoring. The main reason Benzema doesn't make many runs is to give CR7 space so he can do his runs whilst Benz can set him up for a goal. Though Benzema wants to be the focal point for madrid at some point, he currently doesn't mind being support to CR7.

CR7 scores so many goals is because of Benzema's selflessness. I highlight this as one of Benzema's greatest qualities. Thanks to Benzema's technical abilties, he can play wing or am/ss just fine and since he roams around everywhere, CR7 can go do his run whilst Benz drifts to his wing or stay deep and let ozil go to cr7's spot as he covers ozil. if you watch Madrid games, this is how it usually plays out with an odd benz run there or ozil run. but yeah its mostly a cr7 show.

CR7 nor Mourinho will not give Falcao what he needs since first of all, CR7 > Falcao. not saying that is true nor am I gonna argue for it but I'm saying that to make a point. CR7 is the best player on Real Madrid. CR7 has so far yet to share the limelight. nor will he, after all we are setup to make CR7 score and shine. anyone else scoring is a bonus. Falcao is successful as he is because he gets treated like CR7 would at atletico. he doesn't suffer what benz and higuain suffer on a daily basis in madrid. He comes here in madrid, watch him lose form as higuain and benz have now. Falcao gets all the minutes and chances in atletico. CR7 gets all the minutes whilst benguain gets subbed off early and rarely finishes the game a full 90 mins. Falcao gets started almost everygame, only cr7 and alonso get such a luxury, benguain rarely start 2 games in a row let alone 2 games consecutively. CR7 gets all the balls, Benguain literally feed off scraps. I do not think falcao will succeed under such an environment. His style, him being a classic 9, directly interferes and is detrimental to CR7's game. He would be taking cr7's space and runs. Only way Falcao and CR7 would work is if Falcao takes a backseat and plays as Benz does to allow CR7 to do what he does and show why he is the best player on the team. he will have to sacrifice his own game and form for cr7. Thats how it is in Madrid and nothing is going to change that. If Benzema, despite all of this, scored 32 goals last season, couldn't convince mou to change how we play in attack, Falcao doesn't has a chance in hell to change our attack. coicidentally this is also why Higuain is ill suited to be cf for us. he is a classic 9 and he is in CR7's way. though he has gotten better in recent time.....

There. I covered... most of it. not all but most.
 
I cant believe some Real fans honestly. They have no qualms about letting Cr7 go who has been their best player for 3 seasons by a Fucking 1000 miles. Who almost single handedly helped you win the league title and the Copa Del Rey before that!!! Unbelievable.

You guys dont deserve him. Send him back to United!
 
If you consider missing sitters an act of selflessness I suppose.

reread and I know why you are saying that and where you're getting that from. That miss was one of the scraps benz gets. watch that match all over again. apart from that miss... how many chances did benz get vs CR7 all game vs malaga? What was benz doing all game?

Nice try mate.

@ the guy ^ this post, Ozil is lead assist for Madrid but is only ahead of benz by one assist* and only just recently ;). do consider that.
 
reread and I know why you are saying that and where you're getting that from. That miss was one of the scraps benz gets. watch that match all over again. apart from that miss... how many chances did benz get vs CR7 all game vs malaga? What was benz doing all game?

Nice try mate.

What game? I was talking about his career in Madrid in general. He's a serial misser.
 
Help me decide guys. Should I have Luiz or Zabaleta in my FPL team this week? Zabaleta has Southampton away, Luiz Wigan at home. Will Luiz even start? Is Kompany fit? Should I take Shawcross out?
 
What game? I was talking about his career in Madrid in general. He's a serial misser.

Go Yurt

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Help me decide guys. Should I have Luiz or Zabaleta in my FPL team this week? Zabaleta has Southampton away, Luiz Wigan at home. Will Luiz even start? Is Kompany fit? Should I take Shawcross out?

I've got a good feeling about Southampton. A much better feeling than I do about Wigan, even if Chelsea are goobers + Mata.
 
32 goals last season makes that statement nonsense ahuauahuahahuauhahua.

Even Giroud would've scored 30 goals with Madrid.

There's a reason why Mourinho is looking for another CF. Benzema is not good enough, get that in your head.
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Actually with the amount of chances CR7 gets, CR7 is the serial misser in madrid. So many chances wasted. usually misses 7-10 chances before eventually scoring 1 freaking goal.

Even Giroud would've scored 30 goals with Madrid.

There's a reason why Mourinho is looking for another CF. Benzema is not good enough, get that in your head.
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He is looking for a new cf becuz he messed up his relationship with benz real bad. looking for a new cf if Benz really bails. and he is about to lose higuain to top it all off.
Try again, for I am amused.
 
If Benzema prefers to playmake rather finish chances then he is not the ideal player under the current system. Real need a clinical finisher or a poacher type of striker. They have Ronaldo, Ozil, Modric Alonso who can create much better than Benz.
 
its not alright when he is the focal point of attack, this you fail to understand. if he wasn't I wouldn't have even brought it up.

He is the focal point of attack because Benzema is Madrid's CF. You need someone like Falcao or Cavani.
 
Yeah, gonna go with Luiz. My players have great fixtures this week, so if I can't get a decent number of points there's no hope for them
Nooooo City are going to beast Southampton and Chelsea looking fragile with no Cech playing. I smell some Wigan goals against Chelsea where Southampton will be lucky to get on the scoresheet against City.
 
He is the focal point of attack because Benzema is Madrid's CF. You need someone like Falcao or Cavani.

what the... at least try to hide your trolling. It doesn't matter if falcao or cavani or any striker you can name is our cf. Cristiano Ronaldo is the De facto focal point of attack for Real madrid and it has been this way for 3 seasons or since mou came along. this isn't an opinion. this is a fact. and if you can't register that fact you either clearly not seen madrid play nor follow madrid in recent time, or just trolling.

and currently from the looks of it, mourinho is perfectly content with CR7 being the focus of attack, Falcao and cavani? they exactly like higuain, they are all classic 9s. and yet higuain struggles in madrid. Gee I wonder why is that? :rollseyes:
 
Cavani is not your typical number 9, he's the clinical version of Benzema.

He was absolutely dismal against Spain. He honestly reminded me of Carroll on a poor day. He'd better sort it out for Napoli, want at least one of the decent leagues to go to the wire
 
Cavani is not your typical number 9, he's the clinical version of Benzema.

nothing like benz, Benz actually has double digit assists to his name. to be a clinical version fo benz you would have to be clinical in front of goal as well as creating chances. the comparison is very poor. do keep trying though.

edit: I take that back for I am going to sleep. didnt realise it was 2 am in the morning FUCK.
night gaf.
 
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