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Lou Barlow taught me a lesson yesterday; "School sucks, but it's necessary". That coming from a rockstar really means something :lol
 
When did you start using K-Pop gifs? :P

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Bla has been kpop-futbol-bro for ages.

Nick ‏@ManUnitedYouth
United XI: Gollini, Love, Evans, Grimshaw, McNair, Pearson, Weir, Rudge, Barmby, Pereira, Harrop.

They sound like a fucking Hogwarts dorm. Grimshaw, McNair, Rudge.
 
The best betting markets, imo, are To Score In Both Halves and To Win Both Halves

An 'elite' club side to achiever either of those is often around the 2.0 (or 1/1) odds. For example, Man City, Chelsea and Man Utd scoring in both halves in their games is 11/1 (or in other words, place £5 on that and you win £60).

For those teams to win both halves in their games, stake £5 and you win £300. I wanted to do this but too broke at the moment, so I highly recommend someone jumps on it
 
Barnsley are 3/1 to beat Boro today.

Barnsley have lost 1 in their last 5 and Boro have lost their last 4 games on the trot. Seems good value...
 
Barnsley are 3/1 to beat Boro today.

Barnsley have lost 1 in their last 5 and Boro have lost their last 4 games on the trot. Seems good value...

Hmm, decent recent form as of late but they don't have a good away record in the league, whereas Boro have a great record at home.

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No! :P It just seems to me that bands I like either go to Dublin, not Belfast, or don't come to Ireland at all.

My dad was in Belfast a couple of months back for the Snow Patrol gig. Such a fan :P

And it seems that Dublin 2010 was Dino's last concert in Ireland. That's some while a go now. You wouldn't say it's hard to see bands when you're living in Ireland. But I guess you're just lots better off living in England.
 
Spurs team:

Lloris, Walker, Dawson, Caulker, Naughton, Dembele, Parker, Lennon, Holtby, Dempsey & Bale

The #THFC subs: Friedel, Vertonghen, Gallas, Assou-Ekotto, Livermore, Sigurdsson and Adebayor #COYS

A few internationals rested.
 
My first accumulator for a couple of months:

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Someone else who does ridiculous accumulators? Awesome. You can shove your 3/1 odds up your arse, 1,000/1 or nothing :P


Premier League: Undeniably the best league in the world
Bundesliga: Definitely not the best league in the world

The only stat that counts

The best betting markets, imo, are To Score In Both Halves and To Win Both Halves

An 'elite' club side to achiever either of those is often around the 2.0 (or 1/1) odds. For example, Man City, Chelsea and Man Utd scoring in both halves in their games is 11/1 (or in other words, place £5 on that and you win £60).

For those teams to win both halves in their games, stake £5 and you win £300. I wanted to do this but too broke at the moment, so I highly recommend someone jumps on it

I attached a pair of testices to your bet

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My dad was in Belfast a couple of months back for the Snow Patrol gig. Such a fan :P

And it seems that Dublin 2010 was Dino's last concert in Ireland. That's some while a go now. You wouldn't say it's hard to see bands when you're living in Ireland. But I guess you're just lots better off living in England.

Linius gets it
 
That looks delicious. I used to do this with low stakes, high odds in the Champions League and it was only Barca (home against Celtic, would you believe it) that fucked up my accumulator :(

I can imagine the rage when Barca fucks up against Celtic :lol

But yeah, that's the thing about betting after all.
 
That looks delicious. I used to do this with low stakes, high odds in the Champions League and it was only Barca (home against Celtic, would you believe it) that fucked up my accumulator :(

That was earlier in the season wasn't it. I remeber a few non-Barca fans getting pissed off about their bets because of that game :D

How much would you have won?

edit: Anor Londo is beautiful
 
Newcastle team?

We've rested a lot of our internationals, I hope it doesn't bite us. Sissoko will be tired hopefully, I hear he didn't play that well against Germany.
 
Our team is unchanged.

Cabaye and Sissoko are most likely knackered.

Who have you rested exactly? I see quality players all over your team. Bastards.
 
Our team is unchanged.

Cabaye and Sissoko are most likely knackered.

Who have you rested exactly? I see quality players all over your team. Bastards.

BAE and Vertonghen. Two of our best defenders. We also don't have a striker. But yeah, it's still a good team.
 
So Mou dropped Alonso and Marcelo from the squad. Alonso injured yes no? But what the fuck at Marcelo, godfuckingdamn.

REAL MADRID SELECTION
Goalkeepers: Diego López, Adán, and Jesús.
Defenders: Ramos, Pepe, Albiol, Coentrão, Carvalho, and Arbeloa.
Midfielders: Khedira, Essien, Kaká, Modric, Özil, and Callejón.
Forwards: Cristiano Ronaldo, Benzema, Higuaín, and Morata.
 
So Mou dropped Alonso and Marcelo from the squad. Alonso injured yes no? But what the fuck at Marcelo, godfuckingdamn.

REAL MADRID SELECTION
Goalkeepers: Diego López, Adán, and Jesús.
Defenders: Ramos, Pepe, Albiol, Coentrão, Carvalho, and Arbeloa.
Midfielders: Khedira, Essien, Kaká, Modric, Özil, and Callejón.
Forwards: Cristiano Ronaldo, Benzema, Higuaín, and Morata.

No Varane?
 
No Varane?

Oh yeah and that too. Varane posted this,

Même si j'ai bien récupéré de ma blessure, je serai encore un peu juste pour le match de ce soir face à Séville. Je souhaite en tout cas bon courage à mes coéquipiers !

Even if I have recovered from my injury, I'm still a little just for tonight's game against Sevilla. I hope in any case good luck to my teammates!

Injured.
 
Fergie hinting at heavy rotation for tomorrow? I imagine one of RVP/Rooney will be rested along with Vidic, maybe Evra and possibly even Carrick.

THUS FORMATION:

---------------- De Gea -------------------
Rafael --- Evans - Ferdinand --- Buttner
--------- Cleverley - Anderson ----------
Nani ----------- Kagawa ---------- Young
--------------- van Persie ----------------

Scary or exciting?
 
Fergie hinting at heavy rotation for tomorrow? I imagine one of RVP/Rooney will be rested along with Vidic, maybe Evra and possibly even Carrick.

THUS FORMATION:

---------------- De Gea -------------------
Rafael --- Evans - Ferdinand --- Buttner
--------- Cleverley - Anderson ----------
Nani ----------- Kagawa ---------- Young
--------------- van Persie ----------------

Scary or exciting?
Exciting.
 
Fergie hinting at heavy rotation for tomorrow? I imagine one of RVP/Rooney will be rested along with Vidic, maybe Evra and possibly even Carrick.

THUS FORMATION:

---------------- De Gea -------------------
Rafael --- Evans - Ferdinand --- Buttner
--------- Cleverley - Anderson ----------
Nani ----------- Kagawa ---------- Young
--------------- van Persie ----------------

Scary or exciting?



Welberg because he knows.
 
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