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[genjiZERO]

Because they have a mutation in a gene called EDAR.

Gaining a deep insight into human evolution, researchers have identified a mutation in a critical human gene as the source of several distinctive traits that make East Asians different from other races.Researchers have identified a mutation in a gene that confers several distinct traits to East Asians, including thicker hair.

The traits — thicker hair shafts, more sweat glands, characteristically identified teeth and smaller breasts — are the result of a gene mutation that occurred about 35,000 years ago, the researchers have concluded.

The discovery explains a crucial juncture in the evolution of East Asians. But the method can also be applied to some 400 other sites on the human genome. The DNA changes at these sites, researchers believe, mark the turning points in recent human evolution as the populations on each continent diverged from one another.

The first of those sites to be studied contains the gene known as EDAR. Africans and Europeans carry the standard version of the gene, but in most East Asians, one of the DNA units has mutated.

More at the link.

 

[Forkball]

Asked no one ever.

 

[Alucrid]

My breasts are perfectly ample and supple thank you very much.

 

[Dead Prince]

proud to be a mutant at the xavier academy

 

[Mr. Poolman]

Smaller breasts is not a good thing Evolution fix that!

 

[Dreams-Visions]

My breasts are perfectly ample and supple thank you very much.

needs more EDAR.

and shrinking titties is evolving wrong.

 

[sfedai0]

Mutant gene=superior race?

 

[Dali]

characteristically identified teeth

Is this a euphemism for the horribly jumbled up and just really scary layout a lot of Asians have? Yaeba I think the Japanese call it.

 

[Az]

Asked no one ever.

Seriously.

Ok I'll be the one. Ass > Bewbs

 

[Lovely Salsa]

Don't they have tiny penis and tiny everything?

 

[Dark Octave]

Explain the eyes.

 

[LegendofJoe]

Seriously.

Ok I'll be the one. Ass > Bewbs

legs/ass>boobs

 

[Dennis]

Don't they have tiny penis and tiny everything?

That'll be mutation in the PENAR gene.

 

[Omegasquash]

Thread title is like whoa.

Seriously.

Ok I'll be the one. Ass > Bewbs

I hold them on equal standing, personally. There are good qualities in most women, it's all in what you're looking at, not for.

 

[John Rabbit]

in before the endless posts of large breasted, doe-eyed asian girls in lingerie,

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Don't they have tiny penis and tiny everything?

That's just a racist stereotype.

 

[Borgnine]

Racism justified? This is science people, and science says you're mutated freaks.

 

[Cow Mengde]

Dude.... we're mutants!!!!

Though I didn't know we were considered to have the best hair. That's news to me. I thought us Asians are boring with our black hairs.

 

[Eidan]

legs/ass>boobs

Correct.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Is this a euphemism for the horribly jumbled up and just really scary layout a lot of Asians have? Yaeba I think the Japanese call it.

No, many of them don't even go to the dentists. They can get straightened teeth but they refuse. Koreans in the other hand are super obsessed with looks and I saw they took great care of their teeth. Mofos brushing their teeth in the afternoon, which isn't a bad habit...but it isn't genetics.

 

[Bleeether]

Everything about this thread and that article is wrong on so many levels.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

They do have rad hair, and small breasts aren't necessarily a bad thing, and I'm a breast man.

 

[Dennis]

Everything about this thread and that article is wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the joking gaffers are wrong on some level but what is wrong with the article?

 

[Kyou]

I'll let my girlfriend know she's a mutant

 

[The Elite]

Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling: You think we better, huh?
Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

Obligatory.

 

[Lovely Salsa]

That's just a racist stereotype.

I don't see many asians in porn movies, do you?

 

[injurai]

more sweat glands? I was told asians don't sweat.

I was told I would need to bring my own deodorant if I ever wanted to travel to asia.

I WAS TOLD SOMETHING DAMMIT!!!

 

[Synth_floyd]

They have less fat. Breasts are mostly made up of fat. Thus smaller breasts.

 

[Alucrid]

needs more EDAR.

and shrinking titties is evolving wrong.

Mulan couldn't have singled handedly ended sexism in China with double ds

 

[freenudemacusers]

My breasts are perfectly ample and supple thank you very much.

Yeah but your hair is ehhhh

 

[Stinkles]

Thread disappointment so far. But there's hope.

 

[tycoonheart]

So us guys can get closer to their hearts.

 

[PhoenixDark]

So which race has the worst hair?

popcorn.gif

 

[Dreams-Visions]

That's just a racist stereotype.

lol. is it now.

So which race has the worst hair?

popcorn.gif

when asked the question, "why can't we have nice things?" I point to PhoenixDark's posting history.

 

[Dennis]

I swear if I ever identify a gene involved in anything to do with the penis I will do my utmost to find an excuse to name the acronym PENAR.

 

[Vaporak]

more sweat glands? I was told asians don't sweat.

I was told I would need to bring my own deodorant if I ever wanted to travel to asia.

I WAS TOLD SOMETHING DAMMIT!!!

iirc it's not that Asians sweat less, it's that their sweat doesn't have as much of whatever it is the bacteria that make the sweat smell eat so their sweat ends up smelling less.

 

[freenudemacusers]

So which race has the worst hair?

popcorn.gif

Gingers

 

[Gnub]

What is best hair?

 

[A Pretty Panda]

I don't see many asians in porn movies, do you?

That proves it!

 

[SquiddyCracker]

lol. is it now.

Yep, just as racist and inaccurate that black individual males have larger penises.

and lol at using porn as a reference.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Yep, just as racist and inaccurate that black individual males have larger penises.

that's not an inaccuracy.

also, research.

 

[Lovely Salsa]

Yep, just as racist and inaccurate that black individual males have larger penises.

and lol at using porn as a reference.

Here's a worldmap of penises:

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

 

[braves01]

I feel like this thread will become a minefield.

 

[sphinx]

Seriously.

Ok I'll be the one. Ass > Bewbs

legs/ass>boobs

Correct.

I am on this camp.

 

[AnathemicOne]

So us guys can get closer to their hearts.

Nononononononononononono, we're not bringing that shit here.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I am on this camp.

as are all good men.

 

[Jarmel]

My breasts are perfectly ample and supple thank you very much.

Pics needed for evidence.

 

[Tacitus_]

iirc it's not that Asians sweat less, it's that their sweat doesn't have as much of whatever it is the bacteria that make the sweat smell eat so their sweat ends up smelling less.

Correct.

 

[Oxn]

iirc it's not that Asians sweat less, it's that their sweat doesn't have as much of whatever it is the bacteria that make the sweat smell eat so their sweat ends up smelling less.

I sweat alot
No wonder even after a long sweaty day i dont smell bad

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Here's a worldmap of penises:

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

Relying on a 1953 reference with questionable methodology