A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
No dick pics pls
Why do Asians have the best hair but small breasts?
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Dude.... we're mutants!!!!
Though I didn't know we were considered to have the best hair. That's news to me. I thought us Asians are boring with our black hairs.
A few white girls have told me they are jealous of my Asian female friends' hair. Just anecdotal, though.
I'm only half mutant, do I still qualify for the Xavier academy?
I go against pretty much every Asian stereotype in this thread. My hair sucks (early balding so I just shave my head), I don't sweat much...
You should dedicate your life to inspecting asian members from now on.
Not sure how accurate it is, but I've read that bigger breasts can be more prone to breast cancer. So, win-win?
TheKaeptain
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Search for the thread here on Gaf about it. The Congo and some South American country were the biggest. Korea and some Southern Asian countries were the smallest. Japan was almost equal to the US.
Not win-win, more like silver lining.
I think there are actual statistics showing that on average asians do have smaller penis. Their condom industry seems to support these statistics.
Still, this is one bad ass looking package.
I think there are actual statistics showing that on average asians do have smaller penis. Their condom industry seems to support these statistics.
Still, this is one bad ass looking package.
Holy shit I want one.
"You are already fucked"
Cow Mengde
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I've also heard female friends complain about hair not being straight, or us the term Asian hair. I didn't find it offensive or anything. I wasn't even aware that women liked straight hair more.
SouthernDragon
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GAF is showing remarkable restraint.
Also, it is rather interesting that they can pinpoint the genetic differences between distinctly discrete populations.
Also, it is rather interesting that they can pinpoint the genetic differences between distinctly discrete populations.
Angelus Errare
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This thread will become a graveyard soon.
Dead Prince
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i found out my mom uses steroids for medical reasons. i expect her to start sagging soon.
I bought some crazy japanese condoms. Were suppose to be the thinnest in the world. For a white guy I have a below average penis size... (5" if I'm lucky, probably less) and these condoms were tight as hell... Looked like someone had shrink wrapped my dick. I stopped using them because they were borderline painful to wear.
Some of us like asian penises for that reason ya know... well, that's part of the reason. I don't know if there's scientific evidence but it's a generally agreed upon detail that tends to hold true whenever I see naked asian guys.
Anyway this thread is funny.
claim: "asians have thicker, better hair. it's genetics."
posters in this thread: "damn right!"
claim: "asians have more sweat glands, but smell less due to bacterial differences or whatever. it's genetics."
posters: "i know right! I never smell!"
claim: "asian boobs are smaller. it's genetics."
posters: "Mmm asian boobs"
claim: "asian penises tend to be smaller than some other groups. possibly genetic?"
posters: "WTF THAT IS STEREOTYPING"
Zoe
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Not to mention the quality on those "thin" condoms seems to be horrible (breaks easily), goes for many Japanese brands. Maybe it's a conspiracy to boost up the birth rates.
SteveWinwood
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That was painful just reading that.
AlimNassor
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Good. Smaller is best. I'm not fond of giant DD breasts that every girl here has )= B-C is terrific.
Criminal Upper
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I present Hitomi Tanaka as evidence against this.
But don't think I should post any pics of said evidence.
But don't think I should post any pics of said evidence.
IceDoesntHelp
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Asians have the best everything...body wise.
Cow Mengde
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... what's the other part?
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
DD isn't as big as you may think. A lot of people mistake B/C for C/D.
Something wrong with that?
TheKaeptain
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A nice pair of DDD's where it's at if you like big boobs.
Napoleonthechimp
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We're all mutants. For example, people of European descent have a mutated gene that allows for lactose-tolerance while many East Asians do not.
Er, what this article is specifically saying is that small breast size (and also thicker hair diameter, and tooth morphology) is directly related to possession of a mutation in a specific gene. That means that it is not simply because of diet. So if you took one population of Asian females and a population of non-Asian females and fed them the same diet over a lifetime the Asian females would still, on average, have smaller breasts.
Not unless you're a female seeking well endowed men.
SquiddyCracker
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My avatar is kazified in case you didn't notice, I'm not actually Asian
Cow Mengde
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My avatar is kazified in case you didn't notice, I'm actually not Asian
Faker!!! Get him!!!
Mr. Poolman
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My avatar is kazified in case you didn't notice, I'm not actually Asian
Not proof enough
Show us your penis.
In some cases you can change the 18 to as young as 12. One day when a group of adult students walked in to my school, I spotted a chick who looked cute and I remarked to myself that I looked forward to our lesson together. I then thought it odd that she wasn't in my next class.
I finally saw her afterwards as I walked into my kids lesson where we played games with songs and flash cards. I was pretty revolted with myself, but mostly shocked at how old she looked.
It can be dangerous out there.
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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"God's Beard!"
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I'm weird, half asian/half italian. I've got a sharper face than most asian people but I have thick black hair so most people think I'm Native American or Romani or Hawaiian or whatever.
Devolution
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Best hair? That's up for debate. Best in terms of growing it long sure.
freenudemacusers
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Bro
Cow Mengde
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Why don't you have a seat over there?
SquiddyCracker
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I don't even know what your tag is referring to, but it's appropriately fitting of you.
BocoDragon
or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
But all the traits that humans and other species have were originally mutations.. It's just a matter of when the mutation occurred and what populations it affects. We all belong in Mutant Academy.
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