The Matrix: Reloaded
I haven't seen this probably since 2006ish. I didn't think the sequels were that bad, just not as good as the first movie. What the fuck is this shit? I just saw Neo cum in Trinity while a techno rave is going on. The first half hour is BAD. Dialog is bad, some shockingly bad green screening, and the tone and feel is completely different from the first movie. Cheesy music cues, bizarre speaking patterns, instant sex drama. What is going on?
I thought that scene with Morpheus, Obama, and Brian Wilson was pretty strange, too. I didn't know Brian and Obama were actors.
EDIT: Holy shit, they really have a zoom into the clit of a woman having an orgasm from eating cake, all in code. What the fuck is this movie? This movie is so weird. None of this shit makes any sense.
EDIT 2: God, this keeps getting worse. I can see why people hate this. It makes the first movie completely pointless and meaningless. It's literally "hey, all that stuff you did in the first movie? Didn't really matter, it was all part of the plan, a plan that repeats itself over and over, you aren't the first, you aren't the last, peace out yo." Then Neo chooses to let the entire human race die for some pussy? Come on, what kind of savior is that? Also, I can't figure out what the point of the machines with Doc Oc arms is. What do those things actually do?