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Explain to me this pony thing
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This and the term 'Wingboner' blew my fucking mind. I'm so grateful that my kinks and kicks all revolve around human women.
Enter The 36 Chambers
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Go look at that Nsfw picture that guy linked. Thats the type of weirdos who are into this shit. You like to watch a childrens show while fucking a plushie pony? Yeah good luck trying to have a conversation with me in the break room.
Your actually defending this shit?
This is Neo-gaf, son.
I'll defend it. They're not hurting anyone, and to look down on them and shame them more even furthers them being social outcasts.
Lionel Mandrake
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Sometimes I feel bad for making fun of bronies so hard, but... It's so goddamn funny. And I know, that that's probably like a bully mentality, but just, fucking look at this.
Look at how beautiful this is! It's the greatest thing I've ever seen. I have to hold back tears. 500 years from now, this picture will be in an art museum, and travelers will come from other continents to gaze at it. They'll discuss it, try to find a meaning, yet be unable. It will baffle scholars and inspire artists. It will be hailed as a masterpiece-- one of the true wonders of the world.
A team of the best comedy writers ever, locked together in a room for months, and forced to come up with the funniest thing possible, could never reach the hilarity that this inexplicable phenomenon of social ineptitude has created by pure accident.
I don't know if there's a god, but if there is, then bronies are a gift, a divine showing of God's love for us. Nothing less than a miracle. A fucking miracle.
Look at how beautiful this is! It's the greatest thing I've ever seen. I have to hold back tears. 500 years from now, this picture will be in an art museum, and travelers will come from other continents to gaze at it. They'll discuss it, try to find a meaning, yet be unable. It will baffle scholars and inspire artists. It will be hailed as a masterpiece-- one of the true wonders of the world.
A team of the best comedy writers ever, locked together in a room for months, and forced to come up with the funniest thing possible, could never reach the hilarity that this inexplicable phenomenon of social ineptitude has created by pure accident.
I don't know if there's a god, but if there is, then bronies are a gift, a divine showing of God's love for us. Nothing less than a miracle. A fucking miracle.
And that's not even scratching the surface...
What the fuck do I care what they jack off to or how they do it? Am I defending their right to indulge in whatever fetish they have as long as they don't hurt anyone without people judging them? Yes, I am.
Their "craziness" is only relevant if they are unable to live a full and fulfilling life - and if you think anyone who's into cartoons or ponies can't do that, you're much crazier than any brony to me.
......and your response was what?
That's just creepy!
I hope you at least wash it out.
Dark Phoenix
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You don't want to go down this rabbit hole.
it makes me laugh.
its cute.
it entertains me.
i buy pony toys.
i like the characters.
why has it blown up into a giant phenomenon? i dunno.
why is most of our fanbase autistic neckbeards that have a fetish for fedoras? i dunno.
i am an obese neckbeard faggot pedophile child molester, thats all you need to know about Bronies.
im actually going out fedora shopping today, to complete my costume.
its cute.
it entertains me.
i buy pony toys.
i like the characters.
why has it blown up into a giant phenomenon? i dunno.
why is most of our fanbase autistic neckbeards that have a fetish for fedoras? i dunno.
i am an obese neckbeard faggot pedophile child molester, thats all you need to know about Bronies.
im actually going out fedora shopping today, to complete my costume.
Enter The 36 Chambers
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So by this logic you have no issue with people who are attracted to children and masturbate while thinking of kids or looking at them on the internet?
Get the fuck outta here. I get that people are into different things, but this is just insane.
DrForester
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It's a fun show. It was written along the same lines a a pixar film, so that adults can enjoy it as well as kids. I like the characters, I like the setting, and I find the animation pleasant to look at.
There's no difference between adults watching this, and adults watching Adventure Time.
Sure, there's the overboard fans, and all the rule 34 crap, but I've been part of enough fandoms (Star Trek, Harry Potter, etc) to know that that's always a fringe element of any fandom.
There's no difference between adults watching this, and adults watching Adventure Time.
Sure, there's the overboard fans, and all the rule 34 crap, but I've been part of enough fandoms (Star Trek, Harry Potter, etc) to know that that's always a fringe element of any fandom.
They aren't hurting anyone. You sound like the type of person who says gays shouldn't get married because they rub you the wrong way.
Pretty sure that guy wasn't serious.
Do you even Internet?
I read MLP as Major League Ponies for a second and had to think about WTF OP was talking about.
The hell is with the 'bronie' or whatever people, anyway? I guess it's one strange way of being able to join an inside group -- enough people won't get it (myself included) that you can probably get along very well with the few that do.
The hell is with the 'bronie' or whatever people, anyway? I guess it's one strange way of being able to join an inside group -- enough people won't get it (myself included) that you can probably get along very well with the few that do.
SonicMegaDrive
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I tried watching it once because an individual was kind enough to tell me the show was deceptively smart and witty, like Powerpuff Girls or Animaniacs or something. Like one of those rare cartoons that looks like it's for kids on the surface, but is even more enjoyable if you're an adult and can understand most of the jokes.
I only made it halfway through one episode. Yeah, nice try.
Seriously. I on YouTube and I just heard the term 'Sweet Pony Ass'. I just find myself entranced, as though this horrifying journey must be undertaken.
It amazes me how quickly people admit to being 'cloppers'. You can hear the underlying shame in their voices but they still admit to wanking over cartoon ponies. I need to wake the missus up so she can share this moment with me.
wut
Muffdraul
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If anyone wanted an actual answer, that was it.
You mean on this thread? Or of all the weird things I can find online?
You're right. Neither rabbit, nor pony hole.
you know the worst part is he went through all that trouble and didn't even bother to stuff the arms.
kids ain't ponies bro, and people who can't tell the difference are part of a larger problem. The subtle and slow sexualization of children in today's culture has zero and zip to do with cartoon ponies. What does have to do with cartoon ponies? Someone's college thesis, I'm sure. There's a lot of 'there' there, but so far most people even thinking about the question have derped it.
kids ain't ponies bro, and people who can't tell the difference are part of a larger problem. The subtle and slow sexualization of children in today's culture has zero and zip to do with cartoon ponies. What does have to do with cartoon ponies? Someone's college thesis, I'm sure. There's a lot of 'there' there, but so far most people even thinking about the question have derped it.
As long as they don't actually rape kids or possess child pornography (which are both illegal), I have no issue with people being attracted to children(which is also not illegal) or jacking off while thinking or looking at pictures of children (again, legal.)
You should really have to ask yourself why you care so much about the thoughts and fantasies of other people.
How do these things go together?
He's frustrated with the usual labels and generalizations.
DrForester
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Devolution
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This isn't like Grizz walked into his private space. This guy is actively telling him about his obsession with MLP. There's nothing wrong with enjoying the show. There is plenty off to me about sexualizing the characters, calling oneself a "brony" and showing others pony porn.
Once you've made the mental preparations to stick your dick in a pony plushie the little details must not matter.
nhlducks35
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DrForester
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How is this any different from Trekkies? Whovians? Browncoats? It's just a fandom name.
besides Browncoats being the only cool name on that list
I agree with Dave-o, it's not a pleasant situation to be put in. Especially when less understanding individuals start to associate you with it.
Enter The 36 Chambers
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Now I know your trolling.
...Yeah, stop that comparison. Like, right now.
Devolution
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It isn't. That shit annoys me too. Making a show part of your identity is pretty sad. That being said Trekkies haven't pushed Trek porn on anyone like in this thread.
Its like the 4chan. The cesspool of the internet. Holy cow.
I hope whoever invented this shit show suffers in hell. Cant believe the damage its doing to human species.
Edit: Ok well partial suffering for the creators, the rest for the "brownies" aka lunatics.
Sonic fan here, its literally the same thing.
On topic, as long as isn't showing signs of a sever mental disorder. Let him feel attracted to whatever he wants, its his life.
Lionel Mandrake
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Talking about an obsession is not wrong, not is calling yourself a "brony". Showing other people your porn is just unpleasant in general, that I can agree with - But it's not wrong inherently, or implies craziness. I had a coworker who was obsessed with sharing with me picture of barely clothed women until I asked him to stop. He wasn't crazy or horrible, he was annoying at most.
Now hey, whoa there buddy. I doubt the creators of a children show expected a fandom of grown men to start wanking at it.
DrForester
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Trekkies are widely regarded as starting fandom porn with sexualy repressed housewives in the 70's starting the whole shipping trend with kirk and Spock.
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Yeah, I'm not one to condemn people for their strange obsessions, but can we not actually argue that it's normal behavior that should be accepted?
teach him the concept of shame
Let me just take a look at the Awesome Fan Art Thread...
Here's one...
oh, that's a good start
Devolution
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Um who the hell shows any classmates porn in general? The guy is mentally stunted and doesn't understand social cues. Just unpleasant? I don't need to know the sexual proclivities of my classmates or workmates. Please get some perspective.
It's bothering me too.
Choppasmith
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Dude, come on, I understand the sentiment of what you're saying, but that's just not very nice at all, especially all the good Lauren Faust has done.
Brian Griffin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qBEwYffXjg
MLP Coloring and Activities Book...
Serious. FUCKING. BUSINESS!!!
MLP Coloring and Activities Book...
Serious. FUCKING. BUSINESS!!!
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