I piss in the shower every morning

Status
Not open for further replies.
I just wait till it's over or go before. It's just too weird for me.

I pee beforehand too, but if I have to go again I see no point in holding it. It's pretty much sterile when it comes out, plus I'm already washing myself. Different strokes, though.


Why are you taking 10 minute showers? You act like timing your piss around your shower takes some advanced coordination.

I take half-hour showers. I'm in there to relax.
 

strobogo

Banned
I piss outside a lot. I don't give a fuck. I don't even care if the neighbors see me. It's my yard and I'll piss in it if I want to.
 

Cipherr

Member
Nasty ass. The commode is right fucking there man. RIGHT THERE. You were buck ass naked seconds before stepping into the shower, why didn't you pee then?
 

nullset2

Junior Member
showerpiss-gaf represent! Everybody does this regardless of gender or social position or at least has at a certain point in time, and whoever says they don't are either lying or missing out... because it's so damn fun! The pros far outweight the cons, without doubt... just don't piss in anybody else's showers and keep your drainage working correctly, and off you go, it's all blessed, my boys and girls!

Did you know that the Brazillian goverment actually promoted pissing in the shower at a point in time? It's true! That's how much it rules! For the cause, they made the lovely designed website linked, with a wonderful little animation about the subject. It's hard to argue against the hard fact that it surely saves a ton of water that would normally be used in the toilet, even more when presented with such good graphic design.

tl;dr feelsgoodman.jpg
 

MilkLizard

Member
Adam-Peeing-HBO-Girls-Ep-8.png


I never do it. I think it's disgusting.
To each his own though.
 
Nasty ass. The commode is right fucking there man. RIGHT THERE. You were buck ass naked seconds before stepping into the shower, why didn't you pee then?

politically/environmentally correct reason: because why waste that water with the toilet flush when you're gonna take a shower anyway?

real reason: feels good mang
 
I do. I'm the only dude in this house with two other women so I'm sure if they knew they'd disapprove. I don't give a fug though.

I also pee sitting down.
 

LordCanti

Member
People saying that your womenfolk wouldn't be happy with you doing it: Do you not realize it's going to wash down the drain and that no one is ever going to be the wiser, or do you shower with said womenfolk?

I do. I'm the only dude in this house with two other women so I'm sure if they knew they'd disapprove. I don't give a fug though.

I also pee sitting down.

I....do you have one of those public bathroom toilet seats with the penis cutout, or....

I'm sorry if or.

#TeamTooBigToPeeSittingDown
 
Ive had piss sex in the shower before but other than that i dont piss in there when im alone - my shower is right next to my toilet so its ok.
 
People saying that your womenfolk wouldn't be happy with you doing it: Do you not realize it's going to wash down the drain and that no one is ever going to be the wiser, or do you shower with said womenfolk?



I....do you have one of those public bathroom toilet seats with the penis cutout, or....

I'm sorry if or.

#TeamTooBigToPeeSittingDown
#TeamGrower

My peen fits fine.
 

Camjo-Z

Member
I saw this scene when I was a kid and thought "MAN THAT LOOKS SO COOL HE'S HAVING SO MUCH FUN I SHOULD TRY THAT"

and then i did and thought "wow this is gross"

never again
 

bunbun777

Member
Well I will say this, I have become accustomed to turning on the shower and then going to the bathroom, even numba 2, then getting in the shower. Not every time but it is not uncommon. And I take long showers too! Anti-water wasters I am soooooo sorry but it feels soooooo good.
 

notsofast

Neo Member
I share a house with two other people so out of respect to them I dont piss in the shower, chances are they probably do but as long as I dont know I dont really care, theres not much I can do about it eh?

Plus the toilets like two metres from the shower so if Im too lazy to walk two metres to the toilet and unload into that then I got problems.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom