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[JJD]

I used to go out with a girl that did it...standing up, while we were together in the shower...ewww...

That relationship didn't last long.

I was amazed at how could such a pretty girl have such gross habits.

 

[Naked Snake]

Almost always, and I aim it at my toes. It's good for athlete's foot.

Spoiler

I don't have athlete's foot, but prevention is better than cure, right?

 

[jaxword]

I try to deflect the stream off the soap dish or other objects like a billiards bank shot and still get it in the drain.

You must have the cleanest bathroom ever, and the piss in the soap must be good for the complexion.

 

[MyAbsolution]

Every time.

 

[Ultryx]

It's a reaction. Every time I get in the shower, I piss all over the floor. You can bet your ass I piss in friends' showers, too.

 

[Vol5]

So....you open the shower and decide to simply take a piss or while your taking a shower you take a piss?? You need to define the context.

I believe Madonna pisses while taking a shower, so you could be in good company.

 

[Rosenskjold]

I prefer to keep those two morning activities separated

 

[Broach]

I used to go out with a girl that did it...standing up, while we were together in the shower...ewww...

That relationship didn't last long.

I was amazed at how could such a pretty girl have such gross habits.

Wow, you sound like a fucking girl. Be ashamed of yourself

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

It's a reaction. Every time I get in the shower, I piss all over the floor. You can bet your ass I piss in friends' showers, too.

They pee in yours too. They probably jack off in your shower also.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Surprised more people don't utilize these:

http://i.imgur.com/ETSQUn8.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

Never seen it before.

 

[jaxword]

It's a reaction. Every time I get in the shower, I piss all over the floor. You can bet your ass I piss in friends' showers, too.

That's a good way to respect your friends.

 

[IHaveCandy]

I don't see what's so difficult about taking a piss before a shower.

You god damned heathens.

The water hitting you makes you need to pee.

 

[AdventureRacing]

That's a good way to respect your friends.

It doesn't really do anything anyway.

 

[notsofast]

I used to go out with a girl that did it...standing up, while we were together in the shower...ewww...

That relationship didn't last long.

I was amazed at how could such a pretty girl have such gross habits.

So she did that by herself without you doing it first?

I would've got the hell out of there quick smart.

 

[tborsje]

I share a house with two other people so out of respect to them I dont piss in the shower, chances are they probably do

Classic Prisoners Dilemma, the only rational option would be for both economic agents to urinate in the shower. Cooperation in the 'shower pissing' game is unlikely to last in a finite shower situation.

 

[Broach]

So she did that by herself without you doing it first?

I would've got the hell out of there quick smart.

WTH is wrong with you people, girls with boyish behaviours are hot

 

[notsofast]

Classic Prisoners Dilemma, the only rational option would be for both economic agents to urinate in the shower. Cooperation in the 'shower pissing' game is unlikely to last in a finite shower situation.

Fair point. I just live in denial, that suits me fine!

 

[VALIS]

the piss in the soap must be good for the complexion.

Like a baby's bottom.

 

[Horse Detective]

Do you poop in the shower?

 

[alazz]

Never seen it before.

Oh they're a godsend. Three of my siblings had long thick curly hair while they lived at home, and I was stuck with cleaning the drains. Like every two weeks. It was gross.

But when we finally got one of those hair traps, they'd never even collect their fallen hair. I'd have to do that as well.

I don't see what's so difficult about taking a piss before a shower.

You god damned heathens.

 

[Foxix Von]

Hell, not only do I piss in the shower but my girlfriend and I will take turns doing so. Fuck it.

Don't care.

Feels good man.

EDIT: hahahha holy shit I'm not the only one. Man up and enjoy the company.

I used to go out with a girl that did it...standing up, while we were together in the shower...ewww...

That relationship didn't last long.

I was amazed at how could such a pretty girl have such gross habits.

 

[jaxword]

Do you poop in the shower?

Like a good gamer, I just part my cheeks and crap wherever I happen to be at the time.

 

[EvetS]

Girlfriend and I piss in the shower at the same time, feels food man.

 

[Horse Detective]

Like a good gamer, I just part my cheeks and crap wherever I happen to be at the time.

I wonder if it breaks down in the water and goes down the drain...

 

[Hellix]

If I need to piss, I will do it in the toilet before I shower.

 

[IHaveCandy]

If I need to piss, I will do it in the toilet before I shower.

The water makes you need to pee.

 

[jaxword]

I wonder if it breaks down in the water and goes down the drain...

Water? Drain? I just do it anywhere in the house. Can't break up a good raid.

 

[Horse Detective]

Water? Drain? I just do it anywhere in the house. Can't break up a good raid.

Who cleans it up for you?

 

[Soriku]

.

 

[Hellix]

The water makes you need to pee.

Not when I already went.

 

[Bomber Bob]

i shower once a week

 

[GraveHorizon]

Obligatory

EDIT: Goddamnit!

Didn't Kramer later say that he found baths disgusting because it was just you sitting in your own filth?

Strange, for me it's the warm water that gets me. I mean I'll go in having a bladder empty as can be and somehow always manage to pee.

I usually have to pee when I wake up, so I might as well do it in the shower. Sometimes it isn't completely ready to come out, so I bring it to the surface by very softly touching my butt. If I do it just right, it gives me a tickling sensation, and out it comes. Of course I shoot it right at the drain, no point in splashing my feet.

 

[Valnen]

Hell no. In fact if I have to go while I'm showering I'll get out just to do it.

 

[Aadil]

wtf is wrong with people who have a problem with pissing in the shower, it aint like the piss stays in the shower after your done, i mean u heard of a drain, besides the hot water pushes the piss down the drain so like wtf, u can even DIRECT the piss towards the drain.

if u have a problem with pissing in the shower ur a pussy.

if u gotta go u gotta go, what u gonna jump out of the shower and then go to the toilet and then jump back in to the shower acting all high n mighty. get the fuck outta here. aint like ur pissing on a dry surface like ur bed.

shiiiit. jump of your high horses or ill piss on all ur cats.

next y'all gonna say you aint never pissed in a pool.

 

[jaxword]

Who cleans it up for you?

I'm the ultimate gaffer, I don't need hygiene and live in a pile of my own feces and urine and my only human contact is when the feds came around suspecting me of creating a bioweapon and one time I tried to kill myself but got stopped by the bacteria all over my body rising up and blocking the knife so as to protect its host body.

Don't judge me, it looks better in the darkness.

 

[Horse Detective]

next y'all gonna say you aint never pissed in a pool.

And they won't be lying. That has to be awkward.

 

[RSLAEV]

I never do. OP what is wrong with you.

.

 

[electroshockwave]

AND MY MIGHTY MEAT SWORD!

AND MY ASS!

 

[moka]

Everyone doesn't do this?

I'm the ultimate gaffer, I don't need hygiene and live in a pile of my own feces and urine and my only human contact is when the feds came round on suspicion of harboring a bioweapon and one time I tried to kill myself but got stopped by the bacteria all over my body rising up and pulling the knife away in order to protect its host.

Don't judge me, it looks better in the darkness.

What the..

 

[Aadil]

I'm the ultimate gaffer, I don't need hygiene and live in a pile of my own feces and urine and my only human contact is when the feds came around suspecting me of creating a bioweapon and one time I tried to kill myself but got stopped by the bacteria all over my body rising up and blocking the knife so as to protect its host body.
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you are an epic epic person who i now truly admire, however, i would advise you to get 2 things. a brush, and a dusting cloth, for your health my friend, for your health.

 

[Papercuts]

Every time without fail. I don't see the controversy, it's directly in the fucking drain.

 

[Mauricio_Magus]

Of course I do, it's totally normal

 

[dejay]

Every woman I've showered with has pissed in the shower, even the classy ones. My last SO was in senior management - she still pissed in the shower.

After that I stopped worrying about it and pissed away. I tend to drink a lot of water anyway, so my piss isn't stinky.

 

[Log4Girlz]

I wonder if it breaks down in the water and goes down the drain...

NSFW (hand drawn cartoon ahoy)

 

[Horse Detective]

NSFW (hand drawn cartoon ahoy)

Oh god I remember this.

I try to pretend that was all made up, but that is too detailed to be a fake story. I feel so embarrassed for that guy.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Oh god I remember this.

I try to pretend that was all made up, but that is too detailed to be a fake story. I feel so embarrassed for that guy.

Yeah, he must have felt shitty.

 

[Paper Fox]

Heck yes. Only time I can piss standing up, so I savour the moment.

 

[kazebyaka]

I piss in a bathroom sink. Much more hygienic and easier. I also can watch myself in the mirror while i do it.

 

[7threst]

You should pick your moments when you piss in the shower. Don't just do it every day, that way you keep the moment special!

 

[Metroxed]

I used to do it, not anymore.