Nothing1016
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I have before because I didn't want to get the floor wet. I immediately bleached the tub afterward because I couldn't live with myself.
I piss in the shower every morning
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That's right. Piss is sterile and not that i eat from the sink, you know. My hands are dirtier than my penus. So it's all good. Also no missing the toilet and peeing on a floor or something. Total piss control.The same sink you use to brush your teeth and wash your hands...?
Ew gross dude, I only shit in the bath
Why, do you have a shower so you can drink the water after it comes off your body?
Shower? I just lick my own sweat and body oils off.
Now we're talking!
Big Chungus
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i remember taking a shit while taking a bath.
i'll never forget the shriek my mom let out when she saw the turd.
i'll never forget the shriek my mom let out when she saw the turd.
Why were you bathing with your mom.
I remember bathing with my sister when I was really young. Then seeing a brown lump floating next to me... I freaked out.
Similarly I remember being in a pool, and swimming then noticing a similiar brown lump next to me. Damn kid of my babysitter was always shitting where he shouldn't.
Bobby Roberts
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TemplaerDude
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I don't have the instant aversion to pissing in the shower that most people do. I don't do it (I hit the toilet before the shower), but I also don't give a shit. As long as you clean your bathroom regularly I can't imagine why peeing in a place that you're already butt naked is a huge deal.
Water is a terrible lubricant, and it washes any other lubricant you try to apply away. Also: There's no porn in the shower.
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Such a fucking bitch washing that shit off after a session with the GF.
I was thinking more along the lines of body wash repurposed as lube, and not so much actual lube. Who keeps lube in the shower?
Thinking about it....Tenga's are sealed...and the lube is silicone based....
There's still no porn in there though...
Anyone who wants to masturbate in the shower I suppose
True that.
For me it's hard to masturbate in the shower because the water distracts me.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
You need to be really careful about this
What could happen? It's stuff you use to wash your junk anyway.
I used shampoo to masturbate with once... my head of my dick started peeling throughout the whole week... was horrifiying.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
For some reason, I imagine anything soap related getting on your schwanz head would sting really bad.
Will leave deposits over time. Or am I dying?
TheGravemind
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Finally the poop throwing guy from 9gag shows himself
How is that? Piss is actually really clean afaik and it gets washed away instantly anyway. Heard there are health benefits to drinking it too lol.
Am I the only one around here that actually washes their dong?
It would probably stain the porcelain yellow as well.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Well no but i'm really really careful about it.
Less likely if you only drink water
Everything you wash off yourself leaves residue in the floor and in the sewer. Just imagine a average GAF'er bathroom floor that gets scrubbed maybe a few times a year if you are lucky? Now imagine a coating of urine on top of everything else and a nice rank odor of piss floating in the room. Tasty.
The odor of piss isn't going to stick around after washing down a drain that you're also sending soapy water into.
You have never actually opened and cleaned a drain it seems.
No, but I've been pissing in the shower for twenty something years and there's never been a hint of piss stink...
I dunno man my bathroom doesn't smell like piss. And I'd wager that the dirt one washes off their body is far nastier than piss.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Nothing that a dose of Drano can't cure.
how do you wash your dick, then?
Why?
Broder Salsa
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Ugh my brother did the same to me when we bathed together as young kids.
Dion Blaster
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Because it looks really funny when it's in water. Shouldn't be a concern in the shower though...
i never used to pee in the shower but so many do that eventually i gave it a go. now i cant stop.
back in high school there was a guy that passed out while wanking it in the shower and cracked his head open. i guess high heat and load blowing is too much for some.
also jizz tends to stick to the shower/tub surface really well for some reason. you gotta clean that shit well if you're a shower wanker.
back in high school there was a guy that passed out while wanking it in the shower and cracked his head open. i guess high heat and load blowing is too much for some.
also jizz tends to stick to the shower/tub surface really well for some reason. you gotta clean that shit well if you're a shower wanker.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
Also, I have nothing against peeing in the shower but I never can. I actually hate showering (don't find it relaxing, just time I could be doing other stuff, but obviously I realize the need to shower) so I always end up showering like right at the last moment (before I leave to go somewhere or halfway through a day if I am waiting around doing nothing) so my time to pee never lines up with taking a shower.
andthebeatgoeson
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Peeing in the shower is environmentally friendly. Save the whales, pee in the shower.
One less flush that costs a gallon of water. You have to be a real asshole to think your piss deserves that much water. What about kids in Africa? Or all the resources to handle that sewage?
One less flush that costs a gallon of water. You have to be a real asshole to think your piss deserves that much water. What about kids in Africa? Or all the resources to handle that sewage?
I am not opposed to it, but I usually pee before showering. But for the few times that I'm in the middle of a shower and feel the need to, I will do it.
I poop in the sink.
With soap? No I do as well, but I have foreskin so I guess that's cheating. I never use soap on the dickhead though. That would dry it out like crazy. Only water there.
LOL, no.
I poop in the sink.
With soap? No I do as well, but I have foreskin so I guess that's cheating. I never use soap on the dickhead though. That would dry it out like crazy. Only water there.
Robot Pants
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I do it every morning, too. I just aim straight for the drain. Not a damn thing wrong with it
That's... nasty as fuck. There's probably trolls and giant mutated insects living down there at this point and you are just immune to your own stench for living there so long.
Would you feel uncomfortable to use a sink that's used as a toilet every day?
There's a weird reaction when it mixes with water, it essentially turns into glue and then if it gets on your skin it's like having a layer of dried glue on your skin, totally sucks to get off (especially when hair is involved).
andthebeatgoeson
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That's totally equivalent. Or are you someone with no arms that has to use his feet as hands?
My feet are feet. I put socks on, stuff then into shoes, then forget about them. What's the big deal? Do you have a foot fetish?
And urine is relatively sterile. Much more sterile than brushing your teeth twice a day. Spit into the sink, ever? Much worse than peeing into the sink. Fat more bacteria.
My friend used to piss in his sink until his mother, that had been abroad for 2 years for work, came to visit and asked why his sink had a yellow hue
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