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[Vivalaraza]

Looking at the Championship, the perfect results for me would be

Brighton to beat Wolves
Bolton to beat Blackpool
Peterborough to beat Palace
Cardiff to beat Hull
Watford to beat Leeds
Forest to beat Leicester
Wednesday to beat Middlesborough
Huddersfield to beat Barnsley

If this all came true I'd be delighted.

Another list.

 

[qindarka]

Just want Watford to go up. Then we could loan Chalobah back to them and see how he copes in the PL.

 

[Ushojax]

Spurs have not won a single 3PM Saturday game at WHL this season (D3 L1). That's quite shit, although two of those draws came in the first 3 games where Jake Livermore was starting.

 

[Kyoufu]

Fucking hell we could be relegated tomorrow.

I can't go back to League One. Don't send me back there.

We're getting relegated tomorrow. :'(

Carroll and Nolan hat-trick each.

 

[Arnie]

Another list.

My first thought, too.

You need an adjacent Championship table to make sense of that. Fucking bespoke cunt.

 

[Blablurn]

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

Great game last night, loved that goal from Luiz. There was a funny moment when Basels fans unfurled a giant banner and lit 7 or 8 flares around its edges. I guess it was supposed to be a choreographed routine to go with a song but from the other end of the ground it looked like a birthday cake so we sung "happy birthday to you" until their flares went out.

 

[Can Crusher]

You've dug up 50 years to find a stat from 1961 in response to how the 2013 sides compare? Damn, and I thought we Arsenal fans had it bad when we watched highlights of our 2004 season

Who the hell said I was a Benfica fan? I have great memories from 2003-2004 too, certainly better than yours lol

 

[Bumhead]

It isn't happening man. Wolves already down. It's Barnsley I think. Truss me. Baby, you're staying up.

BAE and AVB are both the swag kings.

I trust you. But I'll hold you personally responsible if we don't as a result.. *shakes fist*

It all hangs on the Huddersfield - Barnsley game I think. We only need to match Barnsley to stay up and other results are irrelevant then. Thankfully Huddersfield seem to have picked up and by all accounts Robins has got beef with the way he was treated at Barnsley so hopefully they'll be up for it.

Be happy for Peterborough to drop as well though just to see Frogson Jr's face.

 

[Wilbur]

Another list.

It's what I do

Adjacent Champ table means:

Watford automatically up, Hull/Brighton/Bolton/Forest play-offs, Barnsley and Wolves down.

Get fucked Arnold and Viva.

 

[Arnie]

It's what I do

I'll let you off for providing me with that gif.

Marca's proposed Madrid team for next season looks mad. Says they're signing Bale, Verrati, and Gundogan, as well as some Leverkusen rightback.

 

[Can Crusher]

I don't understand, these spanish press blokes have been saying that with this team Mou had to win the CL and La Liga at the same time. Now he leaves and the team is no longer good enough, and they will go on a spending spree?

Hilarious.

 

[Wilbur]

I'll let you off for providing me with that gif.

Marca's proposed Madrid team for next season looks mad. Says they're signing Bale, Verrati, and Gundogan, as well as some Leverkusen rightback.

Leverkusen right back is some Madrid player they just sold last year lol. Business sense of a fucking turkey.

Don't think they'll get Gundogan and Verratti. Would mean selling one of Alonso/Khedira/Modric really.

 

[Feorax]

I'll let you off for providing me with that gif.

Marca's proposed Madrid team for next season looks mad. Says they're signing Bale, Verrati, and Gundogan, as well as some Leverkusen rightback.

I really don't know which (if any) of the Spanish papers are even remotely reliable. I mean, AS were linking us with David Villa this morning FFS.

 

[Splatt]

Modric back to Spurs in a deal for Bale.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oh god who did that.

Saw someone with it as his avatar on talkchelsea lol

 

[phaze]

no he had to take a cab.

That will teach him not to be late.

Goal.com says Guardiola wants to spend 23 mln Euro for Koscielny

 

[Kyoufu]

Modric back to Spurs in a deal for Bale.

Lol at Tottenham and lol at Modric.

 

[jtb]

"I answered that question already. I respect my contracts. I want to stay [on past 2014] if I do well and if I consider or the club considers that I do well, that is all. I want this club to do well, that is my basic feeling.

"We have gone through a period that was very sensitive, we are coming out of it now, in a much stronger position financially. I believe the club is in a very strong position for the future."

Staying on past 2014? Hinting at improved financial situation? Not sure how to feel about this, but if Wenger's willing to spend the money...

 

[flippedb]

Milan signed 18 year old Jherson Vergara Amú. Has anyone seen him play? Andrés? He's colombiano.

Also, some Italian newspaper claims Milan might go after Cesc Fabregas. Don't know how to feel about it.

quotin' myself.

 

[Broder Salsa]

That will teach him not to be late.

It will! I remember Besiktas leaving Peter Kjær behind somewhere random in Turkey because they wanted to get rid of him. :lol

 

[Wilbur]

Staying on past 2014? Hinting at improved financial situation? Not sure how to feel about this, but if Wenger's willing to spend the money...

Second best manager in the league brah. Still think it's odd how people doubt Wenger, the fact you're still fighting for CL is down to him. He's got flaws, but you'd be Liverpool level without him.

@TouchlineDrama: Wow. Mourinho cracked under media pressure and just did a press conference producing a Benítez-like factsheet highlighting his achievements.

Be careful what you wish for, Wooden.

Also:

@tancredipalmeri: Ouch! Mourinho shooting straight at Casillas! "What should I have done differently in last 3 years? Signing Diego Lopez a year ago"

 

[Arnie]

Leverkusen right back is some Madrid player they just sold last year lol. Business sense of a fucking turkey.

Don't think they'll get Gundogan and Verratti. Would mean selling one of Alonso/Khedira/Modric really.

So they loan the players who they want to get rid of (Sahin), and sell those that they wish to keep.

Utter muppets.

I really don't know which (if any) of the Spanish papers are even remotely reliable. I mean, AS were linking us with David Villa this morning FFS.

Would take this, Pepe's best mate, more striking options.

Modric back to Spurs in a deal for Bale.

Makes sense.

I reckon Higuain could be thrown in, too.

 

[Clegg]

In todays press conference Fergie re-iterated the need for "one or two" new bodies to join in the summer. He talked about scouting young players over a number of seasons to make sure they were developing well before a decision was made to sign them.

Looks like United are definitely in the market.

 

[Kyoufu]

In todays press conference Fergie re-iterated the need for "one or two" new bodies to join in the summer. He talked about scouting young players over a number of seasons to make sure they were developing well before a decision was made to sign them.

Looks like United are definitely in the market.

In the market... for young players.

So like I said. No Rumbo.

 

[bjaelke]

In todays press conference Fergie re-iterated the need for "one or two" new bodies to join in the summer. He talked about scouting young players over a number of seasons to make sure they were developing well before a decision was made to sign them.

Looks like United are definitely in the market.

If Cleverley comes back from the U21 it'll count as a new signing. The other is Zaha.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Can @corrienationstr be believed? He's saying a lot of crazy stuff right now.

 

[phaze]

Staying on past 2014? Hinting at improved financial situation? Not sure how to feel about this, but if Wenger's willing to spend the money...

Nooooo Wenger pls. Have mercy on us.

It will! I remember Besiktas leaving Peter Kjær behind somewhere random in Turkey because they wanted to get rid of him. :lol

:lol Some parts of Turkey can still be pretty scary.

@tancredipalmeri: Ouch! Mourinho shooting straight at Casillas! "What should I have done differently in last 3 years? Signing Diego Lopez a year ago"

:lol That's brutal. Mourinho burns his bridges, guess that means we'll see him in EPL soon.



Edit: Am I not supposed to shed my junior skin after 90 days ?

 

[Arnie]

Can @corrienationstr be believed? He's saying a lot of crazy stuff right now.

ahaha

Just had a look.

Definitely not.

 

[WAR recon zero]

Fucking egos destroying this team

 

[Kyoufu]

So is Casillas one of the divas at Real?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Can @corrienationstr be believed? He's saying a lot of crazy stuff right now.

I have my doubts.

 

[Feorax]

I wonder what effect all this will have on the Spanish NT?

 

[Awesome Animals]

I hope we beat Norwich tomorrow.

 

[Clegg]

Just had a look at that twitter account.

He says we're signing Bale and Strootman.

Yeah

 

[tri_willy]

So is Casillas one of the divas at Real?

well it must be if his woman is saying shit on tv

 

[WAR recon zero]

So is Casillas one of the divas at Real?

He dethroned Ronnie

 

[Can Crusher]

So is Casillas one of the divas at Real?

Mou aimed particularly at him, he also said in the press conference that problems exist when some players think they are above the rest. And that he never had problems when players didn't.

well it must be if his woman is saying shit on tv

Yeah that was ridiculous.

 

[Broder Salsa]

This kids reaction to dillinger at the golden gods yesterday, fucking perfect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtqlklZowyc&t=2m44s

Fuck man i'm cumming in my pants just thinking about Roskilde Festival this year, hyyyyyyyyyype.

 

[rvy]

@tancredipalmeri: Ouch! Mourinho shooting straight at Casillas! "What should I have done differently in last 3 years? Signing Diego Lopez a year ago"

Like a fucking boss.

EPL will be fun with Mourinho.

 

[Arnie]

I actually think United will go for Bale. In fact I think he'll be their primary transfer target.

 

[Vivalaraza]

This is why Mourinho needs to stay away from OT.

He's nuts.

 

[Awesome Animals]

I think Wigan are the ones who go down. Toughest schedule between us, Newcastle, and them in my opinion, plus the fact that they have an extra match and are 5 points down.

We can almost breathe and then get Benteke, Lowton, Westwood, and Weimann new contracts.

 

[Broder Salsa]

@TouchlineDrama: Wow. Mourinho cracked under media pressure and just did a press conference producing a Benítez-like factsheet highlighting his achievements.

Be careful what you wish for, Wooden.

Also:

@tancredipalmeri: Ouch! Mourinho shooting straight at Casillas! "What should I have done differently in last 3 years? Signing Diego Lopez a year ago"

Huh? The difference is that Mourinho is a great manager, I don't mind the meltdowns.

 

[Kyoufu]

I think Wigan are the ones who go down. Toughest schedule between us, Newcastle, and them in my opinion, plus the fact that they have an extra match and are 5 points down.

We can almost breathe and then get Benteke, Lowton, Westwood, and Weimann new contracts.

I think we have the toughest schedule actually. West Ham will take a shit on us as will Arsenal.

Remy will show us that QPR are the greatest side in Europe.

 

[Nyx]

So is Casillas one of the divas at Real?

Yes.

 

[Arnie]

This is why Mourinho needs to stay away from OT.

He's nuts.

Exactly.

He's not United material, never has been, never will be. Shame on the goobers who were fooled by his restrained display at Old Trafford; Mourinho's an actor, that's always been true, too.

They need a no nonsense manager that follows the winning principles set down by Ferguson who can extend the evolution of the team, rather than enforce a revolution. Someone of great experience, a person that commands respect throughout the game. It's fucking Moyes. It just is.

 

[Clegg]

I'm sure United are very interested in Bale. But we'd never pay the £60-70m Levy would demand.

Just do for a few decent CMs and let of wingers try to sort themselves out.

 

[Awesome Animals]

United will hire from within for their new manager when Ferguson steps down.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I'm sure United are very interested in Bale. But we'd never pay the £60-70m Levy would demand.

Just do for a few decent CMs and let of wingers try to sort themselves out.

Levy will ask for more from an English club. Madrid would probably pay the £60m.