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I'd rather blame Löw's godawful defensive tactics than Khedira.

low is definitely to blame here too.
but I still don't think kroos was the only guy responsible for marking pirlo. that just doesn't make any sense. especially if he had to play as a right winger. I blame both DM's but khedira a tad more because of the reasons I mentioned before

if you look at the stats

http://www.sport1.de/dynamic/datenc...weikaempfe/fussball/em-2012-in-polen-ukraine/

he isn't even among the top 20
 
I was obviously kidding.


It's all down to Roman.

and no, I'm not watching that. WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD WANT TO WATCH THAT.
In fairness I don't know why I just did.

Procrastination, probably. I fucking hate that word, it's like the first big word some cunts learn so they wheel it out at every opportunity.

Getting a Dominos and watching Fast Five later. Exactly what you need after a hard week when half of your face has turned into a large scab.
 
In fairness I don't know why I just did.

Procrastination, probably. I fucking hate that word, it's like the first big word some cunts learn so they wheel it out at every opportunity.

Getting a Dominos and watching Fast Five later. Exactly what you need after a hard week when half of your face has turned into a large scab.


Que?

That vid still gives me goosebumps.
 
Had two Cherry Gaymers at the pub watching Dortmund, thought I was fucking Spiderman walking home, ended up decking it and scraping my face. It looks like I've been tortured. It's all kind of healed now, but it's a scab, so I've got to wait for it to naturally come off. Picking scabs is a no no.
 
Dat smugness
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Any updates on the guy Gaitán nearly killed yesterday? Is he alright?

He took eight stiches but he's fine
Gokhan Gonul had to be sutured with eight points after freak injury he suffered in Benfica-Fenerbahçe on Thursday, but examinations revealed no fracture, bleeding or serious injury, reports the Turkish club said in a statement physician.

Happened after 57 minutes in a bid to Gaitán, who came with his foot to the ball and hit the face of the Turkish side. He lost consciousness and was long minutes on the pitch to be assisted before being taken off the pitch and taken to hospital. Fenerbahçe says that was kept under observation as a precaution.

John Kundakcioglu, medical Fenerbahçe, rest is quoted in the Turkish press to confirm that the situation seems less serious than did admit. «The Gokhan had a head injury and loss of consciousness. Needed plastic surgery mouth and took eight stitchs. He is okay in general. There seems no reason for concern, "he says.

Edit: and leave Cardozo and Matic alone. They're bad players, really really bad players.
 
Had two Cherry Gaymers at the pub watching Dortmund, thought I was fucking Spiderman walking home, ended up decking it and scraping my face. It looks like I've been tortured. It's all kind of healed now, but it's a scab, so I've got to wait for it to naturally come off. Picking scabs is a no no.

:lol serves you right for drinking cherry gaymers
 
I'm still dining on it 22 years later.

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THAT'S NOT THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

There's some great photos of that win down the hall on the way to the press room. I sometimes glare idly at them whilst I'm waiting for my mate to have a piss. Definitely won't be at the game tomorrow, face needs more recuperation time. Rang my pseudo boss before and he did not sound happy.

:lol serves you right for drinking cherry gaymers
And wearing a Dortmund shirt. Fuck them both.

Pints of Cobra were £2 as well. I made a huge mistake.
 
THAT'S NOT THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

There's some great photos of that win down the hall on the way to the press room.

There's some great ones down the hall on the way to my bathroom as well. They serve as a nice appetiser for when we do win the Champions League.

Rang my pseudo boss before and he did not sound happy.

As long as he's happy tomorrow afternoon..

You're off to that there London soon though aren't you? Hope your scab has crusted over and dropped off by then, mate.
 
Will probably wait for Iron Man on DVD. Getting my housemates to the cinema is like masturbating in Antarctica, and I've convinced them to go see Star Trek when it's out. And of course F&F6, but that takes no convincing.

You're off to that there London soon though aren't you? Hope your scab has crusted over and dropped off by then, mate.
Start in London in July.

Hope my scab's fallen off by Monday tbh. It feels redundant. There's nothing happening underneath.
 
This is rich coming from a Liverpool fan. How much have you spent in the last 2 years alone? What are you competing for exactly? Don't throw stones when you live in a greenhouse.

Doesn't make sense when the common fan isn't the one making decisions at their club and is now than entitled to criticise both theirs and other clubs' business method. So Arnie can't throw stones because the board of his club may live in a greenhouse? Utter bollocks.

As is saying Di Maria is shit. LOOOOOL your options are Gervinho or Walcott. This is the kind of attitude that makes me want to see Arsenal fail. Entitlement. Deluded sense of worth and strength.

It's ludicrous nonsense. You haven't won anything since 2005. And Di Maria, who scores and assists a fair amount for La Liga Champions Real Madrid isn't good enough? Embarrassing.
 
seriously I fucking hate it when people say "hurr your opinion is invalid because YOUR CLUB"

It's fucking irritating. As if we're all blind zealous fans who are unable to analyse anything shit at our own clubs with any level of intelligence or knowledge.
 
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I would like to wipe the tip of my penis against her exposed breasts post-ejaculate so they stick to her skin for a few seconds and I can pretend that we are one
 
LTTP:

Cardozo is fucking outstanding and I truly like him. BUT:

1-He's not a 'modern striker'.

2- 30 in a few weeks. Might as well go for Ibra.
 
LTTP:

Cardozo is fucking outstanding and I truly like him. BUT:

1-He's not a 'modern striker'.

2- 30 in a few weeks. Might as well go for Ibra.

Yeah, he's brilliant but can't see you spending big bucks on someone his age.

Llorente will do well, I'm sure. He and Jovetic together would be great, in lieu of any massive money signing.
 
LTTP:

Cardozo is fucking outstanding and I truly like him. BUT:

1-He's not a 'modern striker'.

2- 30 in a few weeks. Might as well go for Ibra.

By "modern" you mean what? He's great tactically and technically. He's also slow.
 
By "modern" you mean what? He's great tactically and technically. He's also slow.

Someone like Suarez or Messi I suppose, drops deep and picks people up and assists and harries and gets involved? Yurt obviously correct me if I'm wrong!

But Cardozo always struck me as more lone target man. He's great, but most of his play is in and around the box as opposed to the whole opposition half. Which is what Conte would like I guess, another energetic presser.
 
HE'S RUBBING IT IN MY FACE! My copy came in today, it's a fucking Classics version of it. :(

Playstation Plus bro. Bargain.

I sold my disc copy when it went up for free :P


Its great btw, been on it for 13 and a half hours already lol

:(


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Will I lose anything for locking Tiffany in the back of a car and driving it into the sea after finding out she cheatd on me?
 
I bought a pizza, some beer and a tin of salt and vinegar pringles earlier.

Is it acceptable to fucking DEMOLISH the tub of pringles before I even put the pizza in the oven?
 
Someone like Suarez or Messi I suppose, drops deep and picks people up and assists and harries and gets involved? Yurt obviously correct me if I'm wrong!

But Cardozo always struck me as more lone target man. He's great, but most of his play is in and around the box as opposed to the whole opposition half. Which is what Conte would like I guess, another energetic presser.

Fair enough. But he can be both, he's actually far more productive with a second striker next to him than by himself. I think he would fit Juve if they tailored their play to support his lack of speed.
 
After my exams finish I have to start going gym/swimming, eating properly, building a portfolio of shit, looking into placements and experience. I've absolutely coasted the first 20 years of my life and done fuck all and it makes me sad thinking about how lazy I am, and the fact that there's people writing about football and movies and shit I know I could write about but I'm just sitting on my arse like a lemon and now I'm venting to NeoGAF because I've had a shitty revision day for a module I didn't pick and I didn't want to do but was forced upon me and I'm going to fail and I'm thinking I should have done journalism modules or an advertising and marketing course instead of English where I have to read a bunch of books about gentrified women and their haunted vaginas and i dont even read them because I find them fucking boring fuck life /dead.

The only thing that can save me until my life is in order is Gundogan.
 
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