Football Thread |OT19| LA DECIMATED
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You are being clouded by the boobs she has a derp face
GTFO
Messi and Sal. Something is off about them lately.
Vivalaraza
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dat Lallana
Gareth Bale
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Wigan are winning
Lambda Pie
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derp face > square jaw
Willkiller
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I can't take someone seriously who put fucking Lena Dunham in their top 5.
In celebration of him taking Wolves down, here are some of the finest quotes from managerial genius Dean Saunders.
On relegation:
"And another thing that has pleased me is in Ladbrokes, were not one of the three favourites to get relegated and they dont normally get it wrong."
"It's only Burnley and Brighton, it's not as if we're playing Arsenal and Man Utd"
"The players have some pride they dont want to play in League One. Apart from Saturday, every time weve needed a win weve got one."
"I quite enjoy being under pressure. There is nothing worse than just floating half way up the league."
"If you dont score in the Championship, you end up in League One eventually."
On tactics:
"We wont have a particular way of playing. We'll change it up from week to week. The opposition wont know what's hit them!"
"Im old school but I also played against Gerrard and Henry - I saw the changes. Im not a dinosaur. But football is straight-forward, tactically."
"Football isn't rocket science, all you need is good players working together."
On luck:
"If the lad misses his two goals we would've drawn."
On women:
"When the baby is up crying in the middle of the night you need to tell your wife to go deal with it because you can't play football when you're tired and it's the football that pays for all her expensive things like putting the kids through school."
"When your wife serves you up something unhealthy for tea you need to tell her to make something different."
On team talks:
"When we have a team talk the players know that the only reason I talk to them is to make myself feel better"
...and finally, on "the eye of the tiger":
On relegation:
"And another thing that has pleased me is in Ladbrokes, were not one of the three favourites to get relegated and they dont normally get it wrong."
"It's only Burnley and Brighton, it's not as if we're playing Arsenal and Man Utd"
"The players have some pride they dont want to play in League One. Apart from Saturday, every time weve needed a win weve got one."
"I quite enjoy being under pressure. There is nothing worse than just floating half way up the league."
"If you dont score in the Championship, you end up in League One eventually."
On tactics:
"We wont have a particular way of playing. We'll change it up from week to week. The opposition wont know what's hit them!"
"Im old school but I also played against Gerrard and Henry - I saw the changes. Im not a dinosaur. But football is straight-forward, tactically."
"Football isn't rocket science, all you need is good players working together."
On luck:
"If the lad misses his two goals we would've drawn."
On women:
"When the baby is up crying in the middle of the night you need to tell your wife to go deal with it because you can't play football when you're tired and it's the football that pays for all her expensive things like putting the kids through school."
"When your wife serves you up something unhealthy for tea you need to tell her to make something different."
On team talks:
"When we have a team talk the players know that the only reason I talk to them is to make myself feel better"
...and finally, on "the eye of the tiger":
Lambda Pie
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Joe Cole gonna save this match.
just updated the real formations
flintstryker
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Wigan making their patented escape.
Vivalaraza
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Spurs are kinda rubbish.
Disappointing.
Disappointing.
looooooooooooooooooooooooool
He's a good player, he just has to remember that.
There is a common theme in my top 5 and the jif girl lacks it
Willkiller
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Testosterone?
So fucking annoyed. Cannot wait next season to see who is gone.
Broder Salsa
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She's hot but I hope the posting of her is done by Monday, would like to browse this thread at uni.
Vivalaraza
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Dortmund have 6 regular first teamers in theirs. Not too bad.
eh. I like heavier girls that girl is nowhere close. I can see why you guys like her but she is not for me
Lawl wanker
Vivalaraza
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Just need a West Ham goal now.
Ok I'll post her all day on Monday.
They'll be fine. They just need to win at Stamford Bridge, which sees even teams like QPR get away wins.
They'll probably get a late winner against Soton anyway.
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