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He is better than Ronaldo and Messi. Absolutely the best player in the world right now. Those guys cannot do what he is doing. How did he turn that into a goal? It was an absolute nothing situation.
 
You are deluded if you want to see Benzema and Higuain instead of Ronaldo.

Benzema more influential than Ronaldo? You're either trolling or clueless.

Against dortmund, was it not the Benz who started the comeback? he did more in 20-35 mins in the 2nd leg than cr7 has done in both legs. the goal and the assist aren't there for show. it stands as testament to benzema's class when he is not on form.

also, I thought I made clear from the beginning that I am fanatical with benz yet you show surprise? footygaf got short memory I suppose.

and unto higuain in retrospect. the dude has no confidence in the cl. ye can clearly see it. the extra touch he did prior to shooting at weidenfeller, he wouldn't be caught dead making that same shot in la liga... I reckon the pressure got to him. Benz needs to help him there, he can't be striker for Real madrid scoring only 1-2 cl goals each season and get away with it. sooner or later he will be sold off for someone who has better cl stats and as much as I dislike him for his lack of technical ability, I appreciate his drive and tenacity for madrid. I hope he stays. that and he is a la liga killer.
 
He is better than Ronaldo and Messi. Absolutely the best player in the world right now. Those guys cannot do what he is doing. How did he turn that into a goal? It was an absolute nothing situation.
Ronaldo and Messi done that loads, but taking nothing from Bale, mad goal.
 
He is better than Ronaldo and Messi. Absolutely the best player in the world right now. Those guys cannot do what he is doing. How did he turn that into a goal? It was an absolute nothing situation.

Lax defending. I mean, what the fuck else is he going to do on the ball this late on? He's going to try and blast it, which he did wonderfully.
 
He is better than Ronaldo and Messi. Absolutely the best player in the world right now. Those guys cannot do what he is doing. How did he turn that into a goal? It was an absolute nothing situation.

I'm imagining you saying this with a completely straight face and it's amazing.

Come on man, Messi makes goals like that literally week in, week out, out of absolutely nothing and makes it look like a backyard kick-around.
 
It doesn't even fucking matter if they win this, we all know arsenal will win at QPR, Spurs will lose at Chelsea and my dick will lose its erectness. Come on guys, its Spurs.

Meier hyperbole is always hilarious
 
Ronaldo and Messi done that loads, but taking nothing from Bale, mad goal.

Messi's goals are mostly tap-ins or from short distance after passing lanes are created. He scores in part frequently because everyone else on his team is world class. Bale literally makes goals out of NOTHING. That pace... it's just unfair. There was no space but he created it and shot at a ridiculous angle within seconds. It takes my breath away.
 
Messi's goals are mostly tap-ins or from short distance after passing lanes are created. He scores in part frequently because everyone else on his team is world class. Bale literally makes goals out of NOTHING. That pace... it's just unfair. There was no space but he created it and shot at a ridiculous angle within seconds. It takes my breath away.
Meier

Are you drunk?
 
Messi's goals are mostly tap-ins or from short distance after passing lanes are created. He scores in part frequently because everyone else on his team is world class. Bale literally makes goals out of NOTHING. That pace... it's just unfair. There was no space but he created it and shot at a ridiculous angle within seconds. It takes my breath away.
Messi doesn't need space, he goes through players like they ain't there mate, and he does this almost at will.
 
He is better than Ronaldo and Messi. Absolutely the best player in the world right now. Those guys cannot do what he is doing. How did he turn that into a goal? It was an absolute nothing situation.

No way is he better than Messi. Messi could probably do that with his eyes closed.
 
Messi's goals are mostly tap-ins or from short distance after passing lanes are created. He scores in part frequently because everyone else on his team is world class. Bale literally makes goals out of NOTHING. That pace... it's just unfair. There was no space but he created it and shot at a ridiculous angle within seconds. It takes my breath away.

1) Messi, what the fuck? Tap in merchant? Lol. No. He scores a bunch of tap ins, but that's because he scores 100 goals a season. So many of his goals are curled shots from outside the box

2) there was a fair amount of space. Mayuka did nothing, Shaw backed off, gap between the centre backs.

Great shot, but come on.
 
It doesn't even fucking matter if they win this, we all know arsenal will win at QPR, Spurs will lose at Chelsea and my dick will lose its erectness. Come on guys, its Spurs.

Meier hyperbole is always hilarious

Spurs v Chelsea means that Arsenal are guaranteed 4th place if they win their next 3 games, doesn't it?
 
I only want Bale if we actually get rid of all our fucking dreck. And Rooney. I want a fucking established strong XI without randomly dropping Kagawa and playing fucking Nani apropos of nothing.
 
Against dortmund, was it not the Benz who started the comeback? he did more in 20-35 mins in the 2nd leg than cr7 has done in both legs. the goal and the assist aren't there for show. it stands as testament to benzema's class when he is not on form.

also, I thought I made clear from the beginning that I am fanatical with benz yet you show surprise? footygaf got short memory I suppose.

and unto higuain in retrospect. the dude has no confidence in the cl. ye can clearly see it. the extra touch he did prior to shooting at weidenfeller, he wouldn't be caught dead making that same shot in la liga... I reckon the pressure got to him. Benz needs to help him there, he can't be striker for Real madrid scoring only 1-2 cl goals each season and get away with it. sooner or later he will be sold off for someone who has better cl stats and as much as I dislike him for his lack of technical ability, I appreciate his drive and tenacity for madrid. I hope he stays. that and he is a la liga killer.
And Ronaldo has carried Madrid for three seasons now.

Short memories and all that.
 
Messi's goals are mostly tap-ins or from short distance after passing lanes are created. He scores in part frequently because everyone else on his team is world class. Bale literally makes goals out of NOTHING. That pace... it's just unfair. There was no space but he created it and shot at a ridiculous angle within seconds. It takes my breath away.

Tap-ins? Really? We're talking about Barcelona's Messi, right? They're could only be considered tap-ins because he keeps the ball so close to his feet that he doesn't need to blast it, just dribbles it into the box and deftly puts it out of the keeper's reach, on the ground or in the air.

Bale is sensational, but when you're calculating his skill and Messi's, there are just fewer digits to Bale's game.
 
Messi's goals are mostly tap-ins or from short distance after passing lanes are created. He scores in part frequently because everyone else on his team is world class. Bale literally makes goals out of NOTHING. That pace... it's just unfair. There was no space but he created it and shot at a ridiculous angle within seconds. It takes my breath away.

wtf...

Have you seen Messi's 2nd goal against Milan this year?
 
Spurs v Chelsea means that Arsenal are guaranteed 4th place if they win their next 3 games, doesn't it?

mmmm I think so. They'll be on 73. If Chelsea don't win against Spurs, the most they can finish on is 75 with a draw, 74 with a loss. Spurs can finish on 74 points with three wins, 72 or 71 with a loss.

So all Arsenal have to do is win all three games, yeah.

edit oh god i did the maths and still realised it wrong
 
Yeah. Damn Wigan mean we are not safe though. Gonna be stressfull the final day I think we will need a draw at Wigan to beat the drop. Still we won today! SO important.

Are you watching Wes? I ca hear you singing, I can hear you singing :)
Tody was the first time all season that we got something out of nothing. Usually the reverse happens to us. The cards have fallen our way for the first time all season
 
mmmm I think so. They'll be on 73. If Chelsea don't win against Spurs, the most they can finish on is 75 with a draw, 74 with a loss. Spurs can finish on 74 points with three wins, 72 or 71 with a loss.

So all Arsenal have to do is win all three games, yeah.

Spurs are 1 point ahead of Arsenal and Chelsea are 4 points ahead of Arsenal. If Spurs win at SB, they will both be 1 point ahead of Arsenal. Nothing Arsenal can do to stop them both qualifying if things don't go their way.

They should be good though, Chelsea are a bunch of shitty chokers.
 
Spurs are 1 point ahead of Arsenal and Chelsea are 4 points ahead of Arsenal. If Spurs win at SB, they will both be 1 point ahead of Arsenal. Nothing Arsenal can do to stop them both qualifying if things don't go their way.

They should be good though, Chelsea are a bunch of shitty chokers.

Yeah I realised that, even after doing the maths :lol

Chelsea will draw tomorrow, win at Stamford Bridge. Spurs will finish 5th.
 
Stats in all competitions for this season

Ronaldo:

Goals 58
Assists 12

Messi:

Goals 73
Assists 18

Bale:

Goals 29
Assists 11
 
Yeah I realised that, even after doing the maths :lol

Chelsea will draw tomorrow, win at Stamford Bridge. Spurs will finish 5th.

Spurs have Bale. I can't see Chelsea's shitty defense stopping him.

Could easily see a 5-1* away win at SB.

*I exaggerate only slightly.
 
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