Jesus People!
Censor your images!
I kind of thought this when looking at that.
Next Xbox Reveal Set For May 21, 10:00 A.M. PST, Livestreamed
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I kind of thought this when looking at that.
pharmboy044
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Now we're talking. This is starting to live up to the high standards the PS4 reveal thread set.
Neko Mimi Mode
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Microsoft unleashed the Tentifada, GAF was not prepared.
7 days untill the mass 343 Gateway Errors. Please be excited.
statham
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Sherlock Ballmer and Dr Mattrick were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Ballmer woke Mattrick up and said: “Mattrick, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Mattrick replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Ballmer said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
Mattrick replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Ballmer said: “Mattrick, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.
Mattrick replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Ballmer said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
Mattrick replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Ballmer said: “Mattrick, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.
Somebody from Microsoft had to make this account.
https://twitter.com/majornelson/status/334434401695981568
https://twitter.com/majornelson/status/334434401695981568
iamvin22
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CaptainSlow
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Oh YEAH!!!
I've always wanted to just walk around the Microsoft/Xbox campus. I looks like a very peaceful place to chill.
dragonelite
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Krisprolls
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So the only leak until now is... the tent ? I guess that's a start.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
It was only fitting for it's ass.
It only makes sense to have that logo when there's no exterior to show.
Xenon
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No the leak is basically that not only does the new Xbox not require a network connection it doesn't require power as well.
ChosenPredator
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fucking amazing 1080p 60fps tent mmmm
Xbox 720 requires a tent confirmed.
Chairs confirmed, controlled leak from tent.
After this I welcome our new tent shaped consoles, what if the PS4 is actually shaped like a tent and Microsoft is trolling Sony by revealing the PS4 first?
Phonomezer
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ChosenPredator
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Subliminal message, the tent is what the next xbox will look like.
Krisprolls
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If true, it's a lot of GDDR5.
Neko Mimi Mode
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ok this is better
laughed so loud now !
Phonomezer
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XtremeXpider
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The next Xbox will be huge.
Baconsammy
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Tent is obviously female.
XtremeXpider
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The "Xboxy"?
gaming_noob
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With days to go I'm sure Microsoft is putting more a-tent-ion to security.
Neko Mimi Mode
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Anitent Sarkeesian
Getting ready!
Son of a bitch xD
Because it suddenly got so many Twitter followers after a few photos?
Are we really going to go in this direction?
I don't think we can go back after this...
Obligatory.
That is one of the first times I've laughed out loud on GAF.
Phonomezer
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And she can fit over 200 men in her at the same time. Impressive.
Hawt.
xXxDieselxXx
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So the tent is a message the new Xbox will not be a tower ? 
I remember one of the biggest topic back when the 360 was launched was wether to run the Xbox vertically or horizontally lol
I remember one of the biggest topic back when the 360 was launched was wether to run the Xbox vertically or horizontally lol
eso76
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Lol.
Guys that fence looks easy enough to climb or dig under.
I can't believe no one tried to sneak in yet
Family Fry
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Just noticed this twitter convo.
LocoCycle gone to next xbox?
Jordan Bird ‏@LevelUpJordan
@MitchyD @DMC_Ryan Just watched Xbox Soapbox on IGN, agree Super TIME Force looks awesome. Do you not expect LocoCycle to be one of theSummer of Arcade titles? By the way I only have a Wii/U and a PS3 but I still love everything you guys do. Thanks
To which he replied.
"We shall see about LocoCycle. Can't wait to see what @twisted_pixel has cooked up!"
to which Michael Wilford (twisted pixel co-founder) ‏@mrwilford replied.
"@DMC_Ryan @LevelUpJordan @MitchyD @twisted_pixel the answers to these questions are coming very soon"
LocoCycle gone to next xbox?
Makes sense to me, when they revealed it did they say Xbox 360 specifically?
Since it's a arcade game could it end up on both?
Baconsammy
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Doubtful. They just havent announced Summer of Arcade titles yet.
LocoCycle will be at the Microsoft booth at E3.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
Very doubtful. They were showing it at PAX. I would say it's Summer of Arcade.
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