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Nintendo E3 Site Opens: E3 Direct one hour long. Teases some games.

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We want it rough, Reggie.

Stop kissing the nape of our neck and wreck our shit already.

Damn straight.

Reggie should bring him a bag of Doritos.

Nintendo wholeheartedly embraced meme culture last year at E3, I would not be surprised if this happened.

He should bring him a pope hat made of doritos.

It'd be great if Reggie's PR evasion this year was him munching loudly on Doritos and sucking down Mountain Dew. "Sorry, Holy Pep-see, I can't hear you over all this extreme snacking."

I said GOD DAMN! :lol
 
Power, Wisdom, and Courage?

edit: forgot about this image :lol

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Iwata is a good looking Zelda.
 
Seriously Nintendo should keep Reggie the fuck away from E3. Send Bill Trinnen, or really anybody else.
Trinen is infallible when it comes to courting the press. Guy comes off completely natural and genuine (because he is!), and makes every product he pitches look damn good.
 
Everything about it is perfect:

1. The sheer horror in the audience

2. The Bears streaming in from backstage and Reggie not fearful in the slightest

3. 2004 era Miyamoto and Iwata on the big screens, enjoying the show as the Americans are eaten alive.

Reggie's stance as well, he's like a cartoon villain or something: "Feast upon the horror!"
 
It'd be great if Reggie's PR evasion this year was him munching loudly on Doritos and sucking down Mountain Dew. "Sorry, Holy Pep-see, I can't hear you over all this extreme snacking."

Oh man, if Reggie showed up to his sit down with Keighly for Spike eating Doritos... he'd be back on the mountain top in no time.
 
Completed my bingo card. I know it's unlikely some of these things will happen, but.....

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Here's a thought. I am excited as anyone to see the latest iterations of Nintendo franchises. But if that's all we get, it will be sad in a way - a signal that Nintendo is retreating to its safe home, and not out exploring the ubdiscovered blue ocean anymore. Nintendo remains as well positioned as anyone to transition the huge audience of mobile and social game fans into traditional console based gaming. I'd like to see them keep trying.
 
Here's a thought. I am excited as anyone to see the latest iterations of Nintendo franchises. But if that's all we get, it will be sad in a way - a signal that Nintendo is retreating to its safe home, and not out exploring the ubdiscovered blue ocean anymore. Nintendo remains as well positioned as anyone to transition the huge audience of mobile and social game fans into traditional console based gaming. I'd like to see them keep trying.

At least we know they are trying with Nintendo web framework and easy convertion of IOS apps but it hasnt bore much fruit yet as we know off. Maybe they cover it in the direct.
 
Oh man, if Reggie showed up to his sit down with Keighly for Spike eating Doritos... he'd be back on the mountain top in no time.

That would be hilarious! Or if he offered him a Mountain Dew. Man, Reggie would be on the homepage of every gaming related website.
 
I was told that the megatons droped on the E3 Nintendo Direct will be so intense that the way the world records years from now on, on calanders will now start over, begining with 0 A.N.D.(After Nintendo Direct).
 
Yeah it would look like if Namco is developing it luckily there not they're making.......oh :(
Well Namco's big contribution to Mario Kart was the god awful commentator who had no business being there. Smash Bros however benefits greatly from one so I can't see any harm in their involvement with the Smash.

Also iDOLM@STER songs.

Better get rid of the shit blue shell in Mario kart, hate that shit.
Play better.
 
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